Colonel Panic 💾
@xtools.at
Web/Hardware/Blockchain Developer from 🇦🇹
Creator of colibri.diy, and other things no one asked for.
❤️ Fediverse and decentralisation
Creator of colibri.diy, and other things no one asked for.
❤️ Fediverse and decentralisation
i love me a good leak on new year's day
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
i love me a good leak on new year's day
Reposted by Colonel Panic 💾
Reposted by Colonel Panic 💾
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'm in this picture and i don't like it 🙃
I like when grownups get like so crazy bundled up for the cold they they look like little kids, it's adorable.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i'm in this picture and i don't like it 🙃
I was raised on these streets
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I was raised on these streets
"In a world of total surveillance, the only true freedom lies in not being seen"
France's government and law enforcement wants you to believe GrapheneOS and Signal are somehow responsible for crime. French law enforcement operates with impunity and has extraordinarily levels of corruption and criminal behavior. They're the ones committing and enabling crime.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"In a world of total surveillance, the only true freedom lies in not being seen"
like putting 💄 on a 🐖
No More Public BSODs: Windows 11 Will Hide Crash Screens on Public Displays
No More Public BSODs: Windows 11 Will Hide Crash Screens on Public Displays
Microsoft will introduce a feature for public display systems (digital signage) to hide crash screens (BSOD) after 15 seconds, making the system appear off rather than crashed.
securityonline.info
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
like putting 💄 on a 🐖
Beautiful 😍 Makes you wonder what else those little ESP32 chips are capable of!
Fancy running Microsoft's Windows 95 on a low-cost microcontroller? Well, now you can!
He Chunhui's Tiny386 Turns the Humble ESP32-S3 Into a Fully-Functional 386-Powered Desktop PC
Fancy running Microsoft's Windows 95 on a low-cost microcontroller? Well, now you can!
www.hackster.io
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Beautiful 😍 Makes you wonder what else those little ESP32 chips are capable of!
how many iterations does it take before the malware stops working altogether? 😅
Google Warns of New PROMPTFLUX Malware Using Gemini API to Rewrite its Own Source Code
Google Warns of New PROMPTFLUX Malware Using Gemini API to Rewrite its Own Source Code
cybersecuritynews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
how many iterations does it take before the malware stops working altogether? 😅
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
💡A "House of the Dead" -style rail shooter, but you're protecting civilians from ICE agents
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
💡A "House of the Dead" -style rail shooter, but you're protecting civilians from ICE agents
the madness is ending, your texts will remain e2e-encrypted 🖖
Denmark reportedly withdraws Chat Control proposal following controversy
Denmark reportedly withdraws Chat Control proposal following controversy
Earlier in its European Council presidency, Denmark had brought back a draft law which would have required scanning of electronic messages, sparking an intense backlash.
therecord.media
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the madness is ending, your texts will remain e2e-encrypted 🖖
My Batocera Lightgun setup is coming together nicely, just finished the arcade version of House of the Dead using Wii Zappers 🧟♀️🔫
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My Batocera Lightgun setup is coming together nicely, just finished the arcade version of House of the Dead using Wii Zappers 🧟♀️🔫
Reposted by Colonel Panic 💾
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
@ef-esp.bsky.social I'm picking up work on my open source hardware wallet again, which you can DIY starting at $5. Would this be a project you'd support if I apply for a grant?
colibri.diy
colibri.diy
GitHub - xtools-at/colibri: DIY crypto hardware wallet, based on cheap ESP32 board - build yours easily with Arduino IDE, starting at $4 in parts!
DIY crypto hardware wallet, based on cheap ESP32 board - build yours easily with Arduino IDE, starting at $4 in parts! - GitHub - xtools-at/colibri: DIY crypto hardware wallet, based on cheap ESP3...
colibri.diy
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
@ef-esp.bsky.social I'm picking up work on my open source hardware wallet again, which you can DIY starting at $5. Would this be a project you'd support if I apply for a grant?
colibri.diy
colibri.diy
godspeed, fuck them good
'Nothing Illegal': Creator of ICE Tracking App Plans Legal Action After Apple Removal decrypt.co/342912/no...
October 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
godspeed, fuck them good
class action lawsuits may hurt the company, but only lawyers gain anything from it. people are still getting screwed over with no compensation.
stop collecting data for fuck's sake, it will always end up in the wrong hands eventually.
#privacy
stop collecting data for fuck's sake, it will always end up in the wrong hands eventually.
#privacy
ParkMobile pays... $1 each for 2021 data breach that hit 22 million
ParkMobile pays... $1 each for 2021 data breach that hit 22 million
ParkMobile has finally wrapped up a class action lawsuit over the platform's 2021 data breach that hit 22 million users. But there's a catch: victims are receiving compensation in the form of a $1 in-app credit, which they must claim manually. And, it comes with an expiration date.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
class action lawsuits may hurt the company, but only lawyers gain anything from it. people are still getting screwed over with no compensation.
stop collecting data for fuck's sake, it will always end up in the wrong hands eventually.
#privacy
stop collecting data for fuck's sake, it will always end up in the wrong hands eventually.
#privacy
*Dying Light: The Beast* turned out to be a really decent game, I can only recommend it
September 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*Dying Light: The Beast* turned out to be a really decent game, I can only recommend it
Just scrolled through Twitter after almost a year. Yeah, no thanks - that place is proof that there is no god, and that idiocracy was a documentary...
If those people were slightly more inbred, they'd be sandwiches.
If those people were slightly more inbred, they'd be sandwiches.
September 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just scrolled through Twitter after almost a year. Yeah, no thanks - that place is proof that there is no god, and that idiocracy was a documentary...
If those people were slightly more inbred, they'd be sandwiches.
If those people were slightly more inbred, they'd be sandwiches.
Today I've created 256gb-, 128gb- and 64gb versions of my curated 1tb Batocera retro gaming drive 🕹️
Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️
Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃
#batocera #retrogaming
Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️
Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃
#batocera #retrogaming
September 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Today I've created 256gb-, 128gb- and 64gb versions of my curated 1tb Batocera retro gaming drive 🕹️
Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️
Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃
#batocera #retrogaming
Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️
Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃
#batocera #retrogaming
Just found my old Nexus 5 🥰 could we get a device this size and form-factor, but with up-to-date hardware?
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just found my old Nexus 5 🥰 could we get a device this size and form-factor, but with up-to-date hardware?