Toft
@xw8c.bsky.social
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Highly skilled creator of chaos. Professional software engineer. Very casual horologist, astronomer, photographer, data miner, and mathematician. Chaotic good, INTP-A.
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xw8c.bsky.social
*Super* jealous!
xw8c.bsky.social
I've always wondered if this only affected my wife and daughter or was more universal...

Now I know!
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
New rule: You’re not allowed to make decisions about women’s bodies if you don’t know that pee and babies come out of different holes.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
xw8c.bsky.social
But I hafta love the TVMA warning...

"This program is specifically designed to be viewed by adults and, therefore, may be unsuitable for children under 17."
xw8c.bsky.social
We're watching "No Offence" on #Britbox. It's an excellent, dark police drama set in Manchester. Lots of surprising twists in the plot ensure you come back for move.
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edwinandpete.com
#246 Organic Resistance 🕊️🏡⏳💞🤣

Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅

#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #friends #compassion #truth
#246 Organic Resistance / Edwin & Pete
xw8c.bsky.social
Septle 1573 - 🔥 4 day streak
#Septle: 6/8
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Bonus: 7/7
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#WordLinx 9 October 2025 "SKY"
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xw8c.bsky.social
#Wordle 1,573 5/6

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Connections
Puzzle #851
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Strands #585
“Just in case”
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xw8c.bsky.social
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danidonovan.com
Show of hands—who else needed the reminder? 🙋🏻‍♀️

#ADHDAwarenessMonth
It's okay to take a break even if you don't think you deserve one.
It's okay if you don't cross off every item on your to-do list.
It's okay to not be productive every second of every day.
You are a human, not a machine.
It's okay. You're okay.
@danidonovan
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
1 Me: He froze like a deer in the headlights.
2 Deer: Okay tough guy, what would you do?
Me: It’s just an expression.
3 Deer: No, no, no. You’re standing there, suddenly all you see is a blinding light. What’s your plan? I want to hear it.
4 Me, frowning: I would freeze.
Deer: I fucking thought so.
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paulapoundstone.bsky.social
I will never get used to military in our streets. I will never be a Christian. I will never get used to people claiming to be Christians putting military in our streets.
xw8c.bsky.social
Just thinking out loud, but...

Y'know, what would be cool on the fridge?

Making the first letter multiple choice, like the third letter is
xw8c.bsky.social
I *really* need to find a way to use "religion-based prudery" at dinner, loudly enough for other patrons to hear.

Just to see what chaos it might cause.
xw8c.bsky.social
This morning, "Scribble" (my Finch) suggested I take a picture of something that makes me happy.

I chose this guy at the #petstore.

When *my* hair looks like this, I'm told that I look like I was dragged through a hedge backwards and I need a haircut...

When it's a #guineapigs hair, it's "fancy"
A "fancy" guinea pig
xw8c.bsky.social
I suspect he's going to call an emergency and cancel elections altogether.

He telegraphed such in his recent meeting Zelenskyy.

But, I could be reading far more into what he said, and I'm more than willing to be wrong...
xw8c.bsky.social
Y'know, I find it ironic how passwords need to be more than 8 characters long, use a combination of cases and special characters, etc etc.

Only to then give you the option to use a 6 digit pin number.
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edwinandpete.com
#245 R.I.P. Reset Invalid Password 🪦📱📳🤬💞🤣

Visit EdwinAndPete.com for more 😂😅

#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #friends #reset #password
#245 R.I.P. Reset Invalid Password / Edwin & Pete
xw8c.bsky.social
The use of sarcasm in this article is exemplary!

It was an amusing read 😀
xw8c.bsky.social
Septle 1572 - 🔥 3 day streak
#Septle: 7/8
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Bonus: 5/7
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#WordLinx 8 October 2025 "CAT"
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xw8c.bsky.social
Today was not quite as embarrassing!

#Wordle 1,572 6/6
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#Strands #584
“Now, hear this!”
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#Connections
Puzzle #850
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ffrf.org
Maybe you should just put down the book of ancient myths and start doing your job for the American people.
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nervouschimp.bsky.social
Let Speaker Johnson remind everyone that religion is a shield used to protect abuse and corruption.
ffrf.org
Maybe you should just put down the book of ancient myths and start doing your job for the American people.
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humanistsociety.bsky.social
Christian nationalism is one of the first steps on the road to fascism. At a recent London far-right rally, Christian preachers tore up flags that said “Secular Humanism” and “No Religion, "part of a growing movement to fuse politics with religion, roll back rights, and silence non-religious voices.
Image shows a poster that reads "Early Warning Signs Of Fascism: powerful and continuing nationalism, disdain for human rights, identification of enemies as a unifying cause, supremacy of the military, rampant sexism, controlled mass media, obsession with national security, religion and government intertwined, corporate power protected, labor power suppressed, disdain for intellectuals and the arts, obsession with crime and punishment, rampant cronyism and corruption, fraudulent elections" The poster is superimposed on an image of a far-right protester draped in England flags giving a fascist salute.