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Over opinionated, under payed, over worked, and under appreciated.
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WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE GREATEST ARTISTS OF ALL-TIME & I ONLY GET KID ROCK??? WAAAAAHHH!!!!! 😩
May 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The media’s out here giving him credit for not mocking an elderly man with cancer.

That’s where the bar is now for a sitting U.S. President.

Felt like someone needed to say it.
May 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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It’s still hard for me to believe that after so many years of deranged posts like this, we’ve still never had a serious national conversation about this man’s mental health.
May 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.
April 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
MAGA be like…
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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They are fucking losing it
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.
March 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.
February 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is insane. If you wonder why some of us think the rule of law is about to fall, it's this.

The U.S. Attorney for DC is not "President Trump's lawyer" and its job is not to "protect his leadership" nor prosecute people who "refuse to put America first".
February 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I'm dumb. I can't figure out how to end world hunger. But I do promise that I will continue to change healthcare in this country and make it more affordable, possibly setting a path towards Universal Healthcare.
February 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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It’s a cult.
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Facts Matter!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
February 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Sure Trump fired the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and the CNO....but they fired the top JAG's in the Army, Navy, and Air Force. Why would you fire the top lawyers in the armed services at night on a Friday? That's the part you should be freaking out about.
February 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Constituent: When will you stand up to them and say that is enough?

Rep. Fitzgerald: The end result of the fraud and abuse that has been discovered

Crowd: Booo
February 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is how you stand up to bullies. It's not hard, folks.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The glee they take in carrying this out tells you everything—you can see how much they hate and have othered immigrants.

Even if you support deporting undocumented immigrants, you’re still tearing people away from their families and homes.
February 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
Carville: USAID spent $41 billion the federal budget is 6 trillion. Actually comes to something like .014%. So take that and put it against the 6 trillion and see what you have done when your president is responsible for more federal debt than any president in the history of the United States.
February 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My wife accidentally bought tickets for the wrong event. With a single, 4 minutes phones call she got and entire refund from StubHub. I can't imagine the headache that Ticketmaster would've been.
February 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Who or what does this quote remind you of?
“A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” — Malcolm X.

May 19, 1925 – February 21, 1965
February 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE this. I just wish Republicans could grow a pair BEFORE they hand over any real power to stop him. It’s all for show otherwise.
Dark Pence is back.
February 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s interesting how all the so-called “rules” of the extreme left fall apart when it comes to Trump.

Suddenly, body shaming, deadnaming, misogyny, and slut-shaming are fair game—as long as they’re aimed at his supporters or opponents.
February 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM