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update: as of now we are all good, thank you to everyone who helped. <3
i'm sorry but I have to reach out for help again. we're facing eviction and $170 from our total due. we were on track to cover this but the winter storm took three days of doordash income plus the cost of precautionary supplies. anything helps close the gap

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January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
migraine. my head feels like it's about to do some Scanners shit, everyone watch out
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i'm sorry but I have to reach out for help again. we're facing eviction and $170 from our total due. we were on track to cover this but the winter storm took three days of doordash income plus the cost of precautionary supplies. anything helps close the gap

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January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I wonder if forza horizon 6 will be as bizarrely easy to pirate as the past few horizion games have been. they even work online when you do it! i've played the past few on game pass so I haven't had to think about it but lolmicrosoft, fuck that shit
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
had to install a new shower head and all of the settings are working except for one. is that (probably) just the cheap head we bought or did I do something wrong? considering the installation was incredibly easy I'm having a hard time picturing how I could have fucked it up
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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just saw that one of our cats, Jimmy, has a heavily swollen inner eyelid. no idea about the cause so I'd like to get him to the vet ASAP. paycheck doesn't hit until tomorrow and is pretty much accounted for for bills so any help getting this looked at would be appreciated

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January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
bandido! never stop fighting!
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
just saw that one of our cats, Jimmy, has a heavily swollen inner eyelid. no idea about the cause so I'd like to get him to the vet ASAP. paycheck doesn't hit until tomorrow and is pretty much accounted for for bills so any help getting this looked at would be appreciated

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January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
ok i've had three different bottles of dr pepper explode on me when opening them in the past week, what the hell is happening
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i'm watching highlights go up from the premier of the last DPW show and I didn't realize we sat hardcam side, I'm in a lot of the clips lmao
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
wrasslin
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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update: again, sorry for tl spam but we're already up to $300, thank you thank you!!! very close to getting this taken care of way quicker than I expected, I appreciate it so much
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
update: again, sorry for tl spam but we're already up to $300, thank you thank you!!! very close to getting this taken care of way quicker than I expected, I appreciate it so much
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
eugh, I've spent weeks chasing my landlord down to send someone out to fix the damage to my bathroom/kitchen from the leak we had (that they took forever to fix!!!), today they're finally sending someone out and now I'm dreading having maintenance guys in my apartment for 2+ days
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
managed to grab tickets to the final DPW show, 3rd row from ringside. never been to an indie wrestling show before so i'm incredibly excited
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
google dot com free aew tickets blood and guts is in greensboro and it not fair that I can't go search
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is going to sound incredibly lame and I recognize that but being able to buy cheap bulk weed online has been one of the scant few ways my life is a tiny bit better than it was 5-10 years ago so OF COURSE they're gonna get rid of it lmao
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
well, I've never been able to make it to a DPW show before but if this is gonna be the last one and they're putting tickets on sale for $1 then I guess I gotta make it happen!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
someone drove into a utility pole and snapped it in half, now I haven't had Internet all day. pain.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
tonight for halloween I saw Boris perform Pink and Flood. we summoned the beaver.
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you're browsing youtube only to have the algorithm forward you a video of yourself. you look down and realize you are wearing the same shirt as you are in the video. Actual Real Thing That Just Happened To Me
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM