yardgnome
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yardgnome.bsky.social
pedal update: this is a cool lil pedal! extremely versatile and the sounds are shockingly good for less than a nice tuner. finding good NAM captures can be a bit tricky but that's the nature of using free community resources, luckily the built in amp sims sound great so you don't even have to use em
yardgnome.bsky.social
if amazon is gonna let me track my driver on the map when my package is close to my house (already weird) then I say go all the way with it, let me check in at 3 AM and see it on a freight truck rolling through ohio
yardgnome.bsky.social
it's such a cool lil pedal i'm so excited, it's a multi FX that also does amp/pedal/cab sims through open source NAM captures that you download for free, had my eye on this tech for a while and have been waiting for an affordable pedal to bring it into the live space www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQls...
Valeton GP-5 - So Many Features, Such A Small Price!!
YouTube video by Andertons Music Co
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sat on the amazon credit long enough for the pedal to go on sale for $20 off and grabbed it for $60, Everything's Coming Up YardGnome
yardgnome.bsky.social
lmao utility bill is $100 higher this month because my landlords won't come out and fix the leak I can hear between my kitchen and bathroom walls that we've been calling about for weeks, I love quite literally paying for someone else incompetence
yardgnome.bsky.social
fuck a "first horizon coliseum" though it's the Greensboro Coliseum Forever
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blood and guts is in greensboro huh.... interesting.......
yardgnome.bsky.social
eugh I have some amazon gift credit I got for doing some playtesting and there's a guitar pedal I want/need but my options are all $80-90 and even when it's "free" money I hate spending on myself. disgusting!!!
yardgnome.bsky.social
eddie fucking kingston
yardgnome.bsky.social
"guns are sick, look at this fucking awesome tank, blow some shit up, also isn't this all terrible wow war is brutal" what are we DOING
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we are all good as of now thank you all so much!!!!! the lil cheeks boy is coming home!
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thank you all so much, especially this fast and on such short notice. I can't state how much it means to me. right now we have put $250 together which will cover the release but are short about $50 for medication.
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I apologize for the frantic tone of this post and the short explanation but they just dropped this on us when going to pick him up. they close at 4:30 and are closed tomorrow, every extra day he is there will cost us another ~$200 meaning that if we can't get him today we'll owe another $400
yardgnome.bsky.social
little red is at the vet for a urinary blockage, we believed we were going to be able to pay for the treatment later this week but the vet is now requiring full payment for pickup. if we can't get him today the cost is only going to go up more, as of now we owe $253

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i'm very sorry, grendel was a great cat
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they're putting me on the battle bus nooooo help I don't wanna be in fortnite I don't wanna hit the griddy with goku help!!!
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where the FUCK am I
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fiancee and I were discussing visiting the cat museum just outside of asheville and came to the shocking realization that it would take almost as long for us to drive there as it would for us to drive from our home to NYC. north carolina is entirely too big what the fuck
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i'm dying squirtle
yardgnome.bsky.social
got my first new pair of glasses in 15+ years today, between the stronger prescription and getting bigger frames/lenses I feel like i'm in a fucking fish bowl right now. praying I get used to this
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one of the things about being an adult that I would have never thought of as a youth is how many timer I have to set. i'm always setting timers nowadays, somethings always gotta get Timed
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we're all good as of now, thanks to everyone who helped or considered <3
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I hate to have to repost this again but we're still in a bind, so far we've gotten $20 that we put towards cat supplies and a meal for tonight but we'll need something for the next few days, plus my partner will need gas to get to work. if you can help out in any way it will be greatly appreciated
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sorry to have to ask but we could use some help with groceries/household things again. between a new car payment and our insurance going up money is tight and after paying rent/electric we're broke until thursday and low on household items/cat supplies

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