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i'm watching highlights go up from the premier of the last DPW show and I didn't realize we sat hardcam side, I'm in a lot of the clips lmao
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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update: again, sorry for tl spam but we're already up to $300, thank you thank you!!! very close to getting this taken care of way quicker than I expected, I appreciate it so much
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
update: again, sorry for tl spam but we're already up to $300, thank you thank you!!! very close to getting this taken care of way quicker than I expected, I appreciate it so much
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
hey gang, I hate having to ask but we need some help. I had a flare-up of my chest issues last month that kept me out of work for weeks, now our electric bill is due and we aren't be able to cover it. in total it comes out to ~$360 (I hate this fucking town)

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December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
eugh, I've spent weeks chasing my landlord down to send someone out to fix the damage to my bathroom/kitchen from the leak we had (that they took forever to fix!!!), today they're finally sending someone out and now I'm dreading having maintenance guys in my apartment for 2+ days
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
managed to grab tickets to the final DPW show, 3rd row from ringside. never been to an indie wrestling show before so i'm incredibly excited
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
google dot com free aew tickets blood and guts is in greensboro and it not fair that I can't go search
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this is going to sound incredibly lame and I recognize that but being able to buy cheap bulk weed online has been one of the scant few ways my life is a tiny bit better than it was 5-10 years ago so OF COURSE they're gonna get rid of it lmao
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
well, I've never been able to make it to a DPW show before but if this is gonna be the last one and they're putting tickets on sale for $1 then I guess I gotta make it happen!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
someone drove into a utility pole and snapped it in half, now I haven't had Internet all day. pain.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
tonight for halloween I saw Boris perform Pink and Flood. we summoned the beaver.
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you're browsing youtube only to have the algorithm forward you a video of yourself. you look down and realize you are wearing the same shirt as you are in the video. Actual Real Thing That Just Happened To Me
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
oven isn't working right. place your bets now, how long will it take the landlord to come fix it
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
woke up right at the beginning of a migraine that will now go on for my entire waking day and tbh I think I'd be alright if the world blew up right now
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
pedal update: this is a cool lil pedal! extremely versatile and the sounds are shockingly good for less than a nice tuner. finding good NAM captures can be a bit tricky but that's the nature of using free community resources, luckily the built in amp sims sound great so you don't even have to use em
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if amazon is gonna let me track my driver on the map when my package is close to my house (already weird) then I say go all the way with it, let me check in at 3 AM and see it on a freight truck rolling through ohio
October 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lmao utility bill is $100 higher this month because my landlords won't come out and fix the leak I can hear between my kitchen and bathroom walls that we've been calling about for weeks, I love quite literally paying for someone else incompetence
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
blood and guts is in greensboro huh.... interesting.......
October 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
eugh I have some amazon gift credit I got for doing some playtesting and there's a guitar pedal I want/need but my options are all $80-90 and even when it's "free" money I hate spending on myself. disgusting!!!
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
eddie fucking kingston
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
having masters of war by bob dylan on your game's soundtrack sat in between pantera, limp bizkit and drowning pool is extremely funny to me
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
little red is at the vet for a urinary blockage, we believed we were going to be able to pay for the treatment later this week but the vet is now requiring full payment for pickup. if we can't get him today the cost is only going to go up more, as of now we owe $253

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September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM