Steven “The Potato King of Orlando” Pryor
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Steven “The Potato King of Orlando” Pryor
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I’m tall... I’m a director of an IT PMO... I also write screenplays, kinda... #UCF #ShareHolder #GKCO #Orlando
This guy is a quack.

He’s famous because he makes rich people feel cool and special, like what Bari does.
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
His name is Cappuccino Jones?

Ha! That’s great!

Sounds like a name Tazz gives someone as a gag.

“We’ve got Cappuccino Jones over here stealing Prince Nana’s coffee…”
January 28, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Alex Vindman for Senate has texted me no less than 10 times today with the same “My Decision” fundraising schtick.

You can only type “STOP” to end so many times…
January 27, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I closed my Facebook a few years ago. Reminder you can delete yours too. It’s not that hard. And you’ll be shocked how little you miss it.
January 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Konosuke Takeshita & Yuka Sakazaki's Opponents Revealed For TJPW Grand Princess 2026
Konosuke Takeshita & Yuka Sakazaki's Opponents Revealed For TJPW Grand Princess 2026
Super Sasadango Machine and Hyper Misao are going to be facing Konosuke Takeshita and Yuka Sakazaki at Grand Princess.
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January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Buy anyway, it’s a shame Bovino has to go back to The Shire.

All the other hobbits were telling me just the other day how nice it’s been since he’s been gone...
a woman in a red dress and black jacket is pointing at the camera and saying `` since you been gone '' .
ALT: a woman in a red dress and black jacket is pointing at the camera and saying `` since you been gone '' .
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January 27, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’m willing to bet all the guys got REALLY into paintball or airsoft for a period of time…
The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.

Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
He’s so sorry!!!
How could anyone be mad at THAT smile?
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If @therealriz.bsky.social was a dog, this is how he’d eat cheese.
This is Edie. She takes approximately 3 to 7 business days to eat a piece of cheese. She and her four teeth cannot be rushed. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: littleediethechi)
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I did my part!
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hitting up EPCOT today for FARTS.

I know you shouldn’t need to drink to have a good time, but hoooooo boooooy is walking around EPCOT without at least one or two colds ones a grind.
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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I spent the last year writing a book about the ridiculous demands of what it means to be masculine. But a guy who takes care of people who served our country, asks a woman “are you ok?” When she is in distress and looks out for his vulnerable neighbors seems like a pretty good role model for a man.
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
For two decades or so we’ve all heard dudes saying, “I wish I could just shoot some of these liberals/gays/lesbians/immigrants/socialists/elites/etc. and get them to shut up.”

Well, a bunch of those dudes work for ICE now.

And they’ve killed at least two people so far.

Scary times.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
UCF women’s basketball isn’t even trying anymore.

They’re so ready for their coach to be fired.

You can tell.

Sixteen points in the first half.

Sixteen.
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The murders will continue until the subjugation improves.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
My and my favorite girl, Charlotte!

#corgi
#corgisky
#corgiclub
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This is a fun match, everyone!
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Show jumped the shark when they recast Emmanuel Lewis
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Snagged premium launch tickets to see Artemis-2 go up from the Saturn viewing center!
a rocket is flying through the air in a dark blue sky .
ALT: a rocket is flying through the air in a dark blue sky .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
My dog is strange…
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A lot of people ask me* why people in the admin seem to look so weird and twisted.

You see, the warp** tends to twist and distort the bodies under its influence, so that’s why.

*no one asks me this

**a little 40k humor, punchline also works for the dark side of the force
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM