Steven “The Potato King of Orlando” Pryor
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Steven “The Potato King of Orlando” Pryor
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I’m tall... I’m a director of an IT PMO... I also write screenplays, kinda... #UCF #ShareHolder #GKCO #Orlando
In case anyone doesn’t understand why independent agencies are important, it’s supposed to prevent overt corruption like this kind of stuff.
Jared Kushner's involvement was "not mentioned in Paramount's press release on Monday morning about its $108 billion bid, nor were participating sovereign wealth funds from Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi and Qatar."

fancy that
Jared Kushner is part of Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount is telling WBD shareholders that it has a smoother path to regulatory approval than does Netflix.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No farmer bailouts.

They voted for Trump en mass and need to accept the consequences of their actions.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I don’t think WWE has used him well, but I’m glad Cobb is getting a great payday out of things regardless.
WWE sources claimed to Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful Select that JC Mateo signed a three-year deal upon coming to WWE, which will take his contract into the Spring of 2028.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Things got a little crazy at the Asian Lantern Festival last night.
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Notre Dame might not have made the playoffs, but they’re a 1 seed in the “Whiny Bitches” tournament.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I think an important thing to understand about brofluencer ideology is that they do not just deny that being toxic and shitty makes you a less appealing partner, they insist that women are only genuinely attracted to toxic and shitty men and being kind will instead make women lose respect for you.
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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If you call it a “male immaturity epidemic,” a very different set of phenomena come into focus, as this thread shows
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bingo.

Everyone guy I personally know who complains about women, let alone tries to date them, is low-effort, mean, and incompetent, but also CONVINCED they’re actually amazing and any lady would be lucky to have them.

There is “crises for men”, there’s just dudes mad they have to put in effort.
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s also completely on brand for a culture that picks on the weak and vulnerable to make themselves feel strong.

Pete isn’t interested in putting in the actual work. He’s cosplaying what he thinks makes him look cool to a bunch of weirdo losers.

It’s like the adult who tries to impress teenagers.
Something that just occurred to me is for all Hegseth's machismo prostrating it's like a classically cowardly thing to kill defenseless men in war. Like by millennia-old standards of honor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Feel like they need to start including the NIL budget next to each ranked team.

Because being in the top ten when it’s like 1.5 million vs being in the top ten with 25 million is A LOT more impressive and should matter in this era of kleptocratic college football.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“Well fuck it, I’ll drink to that!”
-Tony Schiavone
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Congrats to Texas Tech on buying a conference championship this year.

You certainly ear — paid for it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials.   buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year 
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is known as the “you said get in the shower, you didn’t say anything about using soap and water” defense.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Big, if true.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Evening plans…

#EPCOT
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I apologize for the wires giving you hives.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dog.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He’s going to start telling everyone that “many people” say the FIFA Peace Prize is more prestigious than the Nobel Peace Prize…
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We’re probably only a few weeks away from Republic of Gilead promotional posters.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM