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I'm not a conduit to god, but I'm a direct line to the red phone on judgement's desk

ONLY I AM DEPRAVED AND ADDLED ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE BANKSY CYBERTRUCK DELIVERING PEACE

48. hamilton. she her. trans

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I don't really deal with sadness or grief in the way that a lot of people do and keep them close to me, selective in who I reveal them to. Grief in my world is a vulnerability others will exploit. But as I post pictures of her, I have to reveal that Roxy, my shiba inu, died on Thursday night. 🧵
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cuomo: fucksake. cabbie? I tell ya. y'ever have one of those days where it's like BOOM everything just blows up in your face like you're in the trade center on nine-eleven and a jetliner lands in your office?

satam al-suqami, taxi driver: hasanan ya sayyidy. I have had such a day once before, yes
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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andrew cuomo, having just gotten in a yellow cab, on cel phone: whaddaya mean 'unelectable'? one sec. cabbie, 43rd and 2nd please. hello? look. I woulda won if it weren't for sliwa. the beret assh- whaddaya mean 15 women? it was 13 tops. well whodafucc is 'unnamed state trooper'? hello? hello???
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
andrew cuomo, having just gotten in a yellow cab, on cel phone: whaddaya mean 'unelectable'? one sec. cabbie, 43rd and 2nd please. hello? look. I woulda won if it weren't for sliwa. the beret assh- whaddaya mean 15 women? it was 13 tops. well whodafucc is 'unnamed state trooper'? hello? hello???
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
tranny dating culture now is just 90s/00s gay hookup culture without the zimas
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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anyone need a,, compunter.?
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
anyone need a,, compunter.?
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
having watched a fairly good amount of footage, documentaries and the event on live TV myself

I think about 9/11 regularly

there's various photos, videos and discussions on certain topics which have declined or vanished over time, like jumpers' bodies, or deutsche bank's fortuitous investments
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
someone ewasted this panasonic toughbook fz-55

lol

lmao even
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
i ain't seen chins like this since that james bond movie starring brianna wu
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
find yourself the girl you can watch plane crash documentaries together with
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
god damn this thread was funny but didn't resonate for some reason. maybe i was in airplane mode
kamala: well I know a prez who wasn't. hey siri, dial barack obama

siri: there isn't a barack obama in your contact list

kamala: hey siri, dial ba... dial piece of shit

siri: do you mean piece of shit or do you mean piece of shit pelosi?

kamala: *sigh* piece of shit

siri: calling piece of shit
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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🧵

senator john fetterman: bluey... I need your help.

fetterman's bluey lamp sits silently atop his dresser.

fetterman: ever since you started communicating with me, I've felt such inner peace. my urges to murder the other senators and gorge upon their flesh have subsided

fetterman's bluey lamp:
July 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it can't be anything but obvious that when strategists saw how well MTG was doing with liberals in opinion polling once she stood up to trump, they said "resign now so we can start building your movement and control your risk exposure"

right??

right??
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
hmmmjnmmf a 1000 point NASDAQ swing and bitcoin down 7% last 24h, 20% on the month.

could it be the beginnings of the crash, we'll see. would take a huge fear spike into retail investors and a few big funds realigning out of stocks and crypto into commodities and bonds right away on open
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
senator john fetterman: bluey... I have real good news!

fetterman's bluey lamp sits silently atop his dresser.

fetterman: bluey, my book is already an amazon bestseller! I'm sorry I couldn't credit you for helping write it. I had to say buzz lightyear helped me instead.

fetterman's bluey lamp:
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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today is trans day of remembrance

I pride myself on being difficult to forget, regardless of whether people like or loathe me

but of things I want to be remembered for, being trans isn't high among them, because it's a part of my whole. not what defines me or guides me
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
today is trans day of remembrance

I pride myself on being difficult to forget, regardless of whether people like or loathe me

but of things I want to be remembered for, being trans isn't high among them, because it's a part of my whole. not what defines me or guides me
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
great just what we needed. a seth mcfarlane scripted wisecracking teddy bear straight out of the two movies they made about him when zero would have sufficed
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
oh sweet summer child. you have no idea. we shoulda just walled them in after WW2
GERMANY’S PROBLEMS ARE WORSE THAN YOU THINK - FT
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
one of the more insidious problems with these chat AIs which I don't see discussed much is that whether you are delusional or not, they always reply to you

when cranks send emails to celebrities, politicians etc, they generally don't receive any reply beyond the automated "thanks for your email" 🧵
LLMs give people with delusional belief systems a way to organise those beliefs. The model fills in gaps, supplies connective tissue, and wraps the madness in formal language.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
kinda figured the nvidia earnings would beat expectations and save the AI bubble for another quarter

a crash before christmas would cause way more violent and difficult to control backlash than one afterwards
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I've seen bathrooms you people wouldn't believe,,,
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I applaud mcbride managing to get most democrats to sign onto this. and as someone who has had some visceral prose on the topic of her, it would be disingenuous of me to ignore it if I'm giving such cover for what I believe are her missteps or dubious motives
This is the hardest I have seen any member of Congress work to try and address transphobia in Congress, and her ability to get nearly all Democratic lawmakers to sign onto this letter is something any first would applaud
House Dems unite to tell GOP to stop "demonizing" trans people with "dehumanizing" slurs - LGBTQ Nation
Rep. Nancy Mace's "tra**y, tra**y, tra**y!" tirade is just one example.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM