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John Yuda 🥄
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5 USC § 3331

Husband, dad, dog walker, cyclist, outdoors enthusiast, occasional reluctant driver, Alexandrian, federal employee.

“Refreshingly eclectic, like a thrift-store playlist that actually slaps.”

Discogs: https://www.discogs.com/user/jpyuda
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Do not obey in advance.
#NowSpinning: Cannonball Adderley, “The Black Messiah” (rec. 3 - 9 Aug 1971)

C. Adderley (as,ss); Nat Adderley (c,v); George Duke (p); Walter Booker (b); Roy McCurdy (d); Airto Moreira, Buck Clarke (perc); Mike Deasy (g,v); Ernie Watts (ts); Alvin Batiste (cl)

#jazzsky

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The Black Messiah (Live at the Troubador) by Cannonball Adderley
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February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Which civic association is going to be the first to make themselves useful and organize snow removal in their footprint?
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’ve got it! If you don’t clear your sidewalk you’re required to host ACPS kid(s) while they do (a)synchronous learning. The longer your sidewalk remains uncleared, the more you’re required to host.
Yeah I'm trying to think of what might be an incentive to people who shrug off fines.

Permanent revocation of all street parking permits?

Not allowed to vote in civic association matters?

One neighbor can build a small apartment building by right?
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Checking in from the nerd store.
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?

idk man fucking any of them surprise me

yes i'll hold
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Does Bill realize how ridiculous he sounds?

(Rhetorical question, I know the answer)
Sometimes the pitches come to me
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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By no reasonable definition is Fort Worth a Dallas suburb.

That is, unless I'm arguing with someone from Fort Worth, in which case Fort Worth is, has been, and will be a Dallas suburb.
(fort worth is not a suburb)
Former Texas Lege reporter here. A Dem hasn't held this seat since 1990. Tarrant is the safest of red suburban counties. There is no way the TX and national GOP aren't in panic mode right now.
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Reminder to Texans that tomorrow (Monday) is the last day to register to vote in the March elections
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Gee I wonder why people haven’t prioritized clearing their sidewalks.

“The city is focusing on sidewalks it owns, but is urging residents who haven’t shoveled to make it a priority today. Sidewalk fine enforcement remains suspended.”
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
@ianlivingston.bsky.social is it ever going to be above freezing again or do we just live on a glacier now?
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.
I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Wanna know what’s not in the Epstein Files? HOT JAZZ SATURDAY NIGHT on WAMU.
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Two modifications:
1. UBI
2. Territories become states *if they want to*
We need:

1. A punishing wealth tax
2. Nuremberg trials and consequences
3. Universal health care
4. Pack the court
5. All territories become states
6. Serious campaign finance reform
7. Huge first time homebuyer incentives
8. A comprehensive climate change agenda
9. Incentive for independent media
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Bluesky moderation team needs to peopled with only Irish people so nonsense doesn't keep happening.

"But they called them a cunt."
"Sure, I call me own da a cunt when he deserves it. No label."
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
“Community, common sense, and Signal” is my new mantra.
If the civil rights movement could overcome J. Edgar Hoover and the anti-war movement could overcome J. Edgar Hoover AND James Angleton (MH/CHAOS), I promise that those seeking to defend the Republic today can confound Bondi’s DOJ and Noem’s DHS.

Community, common sense, and Signal go a long way.
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Gilgeori toast has no business being as good as it is. None.
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
”’I‘m not getting into the legality of everything,’ One agent responds tersely.”

This shit can’t be reformed. (But good job local police)
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Welp, time for today’s morning shift in the ice mine.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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With apologies to William Carlos Williams

Alexandria, Saturday, Two Weeks Before Valentine's Day

This is just to say
the path I hacked with a shovel out of the ice for you
has refrozen. Forgive me.
My back is so tired and my snow boots are so cold.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Anyone know whether the del Ray hardware store has ice melt?
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Related: I can pretty convincingly argue that almost everyone reading this is a cyborg.
Medieval Celtic History
History of Popular Music in the United States
Jazz Appreciation (wasn't called exactly this but that's what it was)
Ethics of Cyborgs
Space Exploration
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM