You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The

#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

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