Matt
@yuncle.bsky.social
I’m a grunge baby. Feedback is welcome (He/Him/His)
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UPDATE my boss likes them and I put a penny in them
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
UPDATE my boss likes them and I put a penny in them
Spoken like a true opioid addict
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Spoken like a true opioid addict
I'm quite evil but I will never skip the Malcolm in the Middle theme song
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm quite evil but I will never skip the Malcolm in the Middle theme song
Bought these Vans loafers & wore them today. One coworker said they’re Pee-Wee Herman shoes. Another said they remind her of Jim Carrey (she hates him). Another asked if I was a trumpet player in a ska band
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Bought these Vans loafers & wore them today. One coworker said they’re Pee-Wee Herman shoes. Another said they remind her of Jim Carrey (she hates him). Another asked if I was a trumpet player in a ska band
Once again Mainers are a weird bunch and people aren’t talking about it enough
Maine - Senate Polling:
🔵 Platner: 45%
🔴 Collins: 41%
🔴 Collins: 46%
🔵 Mills: 42%
Maine People's Resource Center / Oct 29, 2025
🔵 Platner: 45%
🔴 Collins: 41%
🔴 Collins: 46%
🔵 Mills: 42%
Maine People's Resource Center / Oct 29, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Once again Mainers are a weird bunch and people aren’t talking about it enough
I literally just bought penny loafers
The American penny died on Wednesday in Philadelphia. It was 232. The cause was irrelevance and expensiveness, the Treasury Department said. Nothing could be bought any more with a penny, as the cost to mint the penny had risen to more than 3 cents. nyti.ms/48bFd5K
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I literally just bought penny loafers
Oh!
"House Democrats on Wednesday released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that President Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of Epstein’s victims, among other messages that suggested that the convicted sex offender believed Mr. Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged."
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh!
Hating America in this current state is actually patriotic
NEW: The Venezuelan nationals the US government sent to El Salvador in March and April were tortured and subjected to other abuses, including sexual violence.
In a new report, HRW and @cristosal.bsky.social provide a comprehensive account of the treatment of these people in El Salvador.
In a new report, HRW and @cristosal.bsky.social provide a comprehensive account of the treatment of these people in El Salvador.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hating America in this current state is actually patriotic
This sounds disgusting I want 3 please
Bookmark this one for the day after Thanksgiving. It is the perfect meat-free alternative to the traditional leftover sandwich. nyti.ms/49bS4Gj
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This sounds disgusting I want 3 please
31 degrees according to computer & I went for a walk during my 30min lunch without a coat I guess that's my superpower now
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
31 degrees according to computer & I went for a walk during my 30min lunch without a coat I guess that's my superpower now
Is it normal that I cry like a baby during every episode of The Pitt or am I just a big baby
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is it normal that I cry like a baby during every episode of The Pitt or am I just a big baby
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I woke up without any underwear and I have no idea where it went 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I woke up without any underwear and I have no idea where it went 🥴
Sounds bad idk!
The Senate just passed legislation to reopen the government. 60-40.
39 Democrats and Rand Paul opposed the measure.
39 Democrats and Rand Paul opposed the measure.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sounds bad idk!
So close! The courts are allowing him to use the courts for partisan purposes rather than upholding precedent. Hope this help! 💞
“I no longer can bear to be restrained by what judges can say publicly or do outside the courtroom,” Judge Mark L. Wolf writes on his decision to resign from the federal bench. “President Trump is using the law for partisan purposes”: https://theatln.tc/XgppPPfA
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So close! The courts are allowing him to use the courts for partisan purposes rather than upholding precedent. Hope this help! 💞
No one will marry me but thanks anyway!
SCOTUS rejected a bid by a former Kentucky county official to overturn its landmark 2015 ruling legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide, as the justices steered clear of the contentious case some 3-1/2 years after its conservative majority reversed abortion rights reut.rs/3XjD9Cu
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No one will marry me but thanks anyway!
Did anyone else get this insane Google age verification email where you needed your ID to stop YouTube from telling you it's bedtime or is it just me?
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did anyone else get this insane Google age verification email where you needed your ID to stop YouTube from telling you it's bedtime or is it just me?
I get it, it’s too dangerous to do for real, but that IT Welcome to Derry bike chase was too fake to be scary
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I get it, it’s too dangerous to do for real, but that IT Welcome to Derry bike chase was too fake to be scary
My long hair journey has reached “90s teen heartthrob” style this weekend & I don’t hate it
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My long hair journey has reached “90s teen heartthrob” style this weekend & I don’t hate it
That’s when you hit them with, “we asked and they said no and we hope you die”
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That’s when you hit them with, “we asked and they said no and we hope you die”
The seasonal depression WILL continue until sunlight improves 😠
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The seasonal depression WILL continue until sunlight improves 😠
Really disappointed that I had to explain to my Boomer parents that Warren Zevon famously died, did a good bye album & got an entire hour on Letterman to say good bye.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Really disappointed that I had to explain to my Boomer parents that Warren Zevon famously died, did a good bye album & got an entire hour on Letterman to say good bye.
45 degrees and sweating outside in a t short don’t hey make SSRIs that don’t do this or is this my life now
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
45 degrees and sweating outside in a t short don’t hey make SSRIs that don’t do this or is this my life now
All’s Fair is so bad. I really can’t believe anyone allowed this to be made. I want 20 seasons
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
All’s Fair is so bad. I really can’t believe anyone allowed this to be made. I want 20 seasons
Happy Friday I’m going to get drunk & start All’s Fair AKA Wine Mom Glee
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy Friday I’m going to get drunk & start All’s Fair AKA Wine Mom Glee