Jack Cluth
@yuppieskum.bsky.social
Writer, humanist, guitarist, dog lover, lifetime member of the Goalkeepers Union, former goalkeeper for FC Trash Panda of the North Korean 4th Division, author of "American Evolution" https://amzn.to/2Qhr3Yo
America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine: Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart cowboybars.substack.com/p/americas-d... #author #tommytuberville #russia #ukraine #nato #vladimirputin #americasdumbestsenator #MAGA
America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine
Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart
cowboybars.substack.com
June 10, 2024 at 2:56 PM
America's Dumbest Senator takes on the war in Ukraine: Tommy Tuberville has the IQ of a dumpster fire and the lack of self-awareness you'd expect from a MAGA stalwart cowboybars.substack.com/p/americas-d... #author #tommytuberville #russia #ukraine #nato #vladimirputin #americasdumbestsenator #MAGA
Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes: Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks cowboybars.substack.com/p/right-wing... #author #lauraloomer #rightwingasshole #gop #arrogance #ignorance #selfrighteousness
Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes
Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks
cowboybars.substack.com
June 9, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Right-wingers aren't better than us, but they're often bigger assholes: Arrogance, ignorance, and self-righteousness aren't good looks cowboybars.substack.com/p/right-wing... #author #lauraloomer #rightwingasshole #gop #arrogance #ignorance #selfrighteousness
Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way: He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care cowboybars.substack.com/p/clarence-t... #author #clarencethomas #supremecourt #corruption #ethicsviolations #rightwing #republican #gop
Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way
He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care
cowboybars.substack.com
June 8, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Clarence Thomas- Amoral, corrupt, venal...and built to stay that way: He's on the take, he knows that we know, and he doesn't care cowboybars.substack.com/p/clarence-t... #author #clarencethomas #supremecourt #corruption #ethicsviolations #rightwing #republican #gop
Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth: Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D’Souza cowboybars.substack.com/p/dinesh-dso... #author #dineshdsouza #2000mules #thebiglie #2020election #lordstublefuck #donaldtrump #lies
Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth
Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D'Souza
cowboybars.substack.com
June 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Dinesh D'Souza- A liar lyingly lying his lying lies to those who hate the truth: Because telling the truth is just too damned much work for lazy cretins like D’Souza cowboybars.substack.com/p/dinesh-dso... #author #dineshdsouza #2000mules #thebiglie #2020election #lordstublefuck #donaldtrump #lies
Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it: IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space. cowboybars.substack.com/p/dear-maga-... #author #MAGA #whining #bitching #january6
Dear MAGA- Stop yer bitchin' and tell me what you're going to do about it
IDGAF about how angry you are. I want to know what you think we can do to make America better. Otherwise, STFU; you're a waste of space.
cowboybars.substack.com
June 7, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??: Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/good-god-f... #author #christianity #astralprojection
Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??
Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they??
cowboybars.substack.com
June 6, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Good, God-fearing White folks have enough to worry about...but, astral projection??: Damn, those shamans and Satanists are everywhere, aren't they?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/good-god-f... #author #christianity #astralprojection
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A juror in a massive pandemic fraud case was given a bag with $120K and was promised more “if she votes to acquit,” the FBI says.
The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.
The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.
Juror in fraud case given bag with $120K, promise for more ‘if she votes to acquit,’ FBI says
The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial over a massive pandemic fraud case tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
A juror in a massive pandemic fraud case was given a bag with $120K and was promised more “if she votes to acquit,” the FBI says.
The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.
The alleged bribe came as a bombshell revelation in an ongoing trial tied to Minnesota-based nonprofits.
The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?: Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing cowboybars.substack.com/p/the-unspok... #author #GOP #Republican #Republicancruelty #KatieBritt #womensrights #pregnancyregistry #alabama
The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?
Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing
cowboybars.substack.com
June 6, 2024 at 6:08 AM
The unspoken Republican credo- Why make things better when you can make them suffer?: Abject cruelty isn't everything for the GOP; it's the ONLY thing cowboybars.substack.com/p/the-unspok... #author #GOP #Republican #Republicancruelty #KatieBritt #womensrights #pregnancyregistry #alabama
Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out: Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football cowboybars.substack.com/p/aaron-rodg... #author #aaronrodgers #nfl #newyorkjets #conspiracytheory
Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out
Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football
cowboybars.substack.com
June 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Aaron Rodgers- Garbage in, garbage out: Turns out that being an NFL quarterback makes you an expert on precisely nothing...save for throwing a football cowboybars.substack.com/p/aaron-rodg... #author #aaronrodgers #nfl #newyorkjets #conspiracytheory
Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything: When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah? cowboybars.substack.com/p/being-maga... #author #MAGA #asshole #lackofcompassion #personalresponsibility #conservative #gop #republican
Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything
When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah?
cowboybars.substack.com
June 5, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Being MAGA means never having to give a fuck...about anyone or anything: When all you have to do is whine and bitch, life is good, yeah? cowboybars.substack.com/p/being-maga... #author #MAGA #asshole #lackofcompassion #personalresponsibility #conservative #gop #republican
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True words from the master monster still today. 🥰
June 5, 2024 at 3:45 AM
True words from the master monster still today. 🥰
On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite: On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite cowboybars.substack.com/p/on-the-int... #author #dolt45 #countvonshitzenpantz #lordstumblefuck #dukeofshitferbrainz #donaldtrump #gop
On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite
Dolt 45 learns that, on the Internet, your words never go away. Occasionally, they can even come back to haunt you.
cowboybars.substack.com
June 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite: On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog...but they'll know you're a hypocrite cowboybars.substack.com/p/on-the-int... #author #dolt45 #countvonshitzenpantz #lordstumblefuck #dukeofshitferbrainz #donaldtrump #gop
"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist”: Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/constituti... #mattwalsh #author #joelwebbon #authoritarianism #christiannationalism #fauxchristianity #patriarchy #incel #gilead #constitution #hypocrisy #lustforpower
"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist"
Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT??
cowboybars.substack.com
June 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
"Constitution be damned, just rule with an iron fist”: Matt Walsh-bot sez WUT?? cowboybars.substack.com/p/constituti... #mattwalsh #author #joelwebbon #authoritarianism #christiannationalism #fauxchristianity #patriarchy #incel #gilead #constitution #hypocrisy #lustforpower
"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you." Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they? cowboybars.substack.com/p/fuck-you-a... #author #donaldtrump #convictedfelondonaltrump #rapistdonaldtrump
"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you."
Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they?
cowboybars.substack.com
June 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"Fuck you. After what you've done to Donald Trump, fuck you." Yeah, well...no one put a gun to his head and forced him to fuck Stormy Daniels and then try to buy her silence, did they? cowboybars.substack.com/p/fuck-you-a... #author #donaldtrump #convictedfelondonaltrump #rapistdonaldtrump
Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery: And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos. cowboybars.substack.com/p/stupid-is-... #author #antivaccine #stoopid #science
Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery
And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos.
cowboybars.substack.com
June 2, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Stupid is as stupid dies- Anti-vaxxers "solve" yet another medical mystery: And you thought it took years to become a doctor? Nope, all it takes is about 30 minutes, a few Google searches, and a bunch of YouTube videos. cowboybars.substack.com/p/stupid-is-... #author #antivaccine #stoopid #science
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therapist: the vegan deli meat cybertruck isn't real, it can't hurt you
June 2, 2024 at 3:21 PM
therapist: the vegan deli meat cybertruck isn't real, it can't hurt you
It's Texas- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines: And if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't shit cowboybars.substack.com/p/its-texas-... #author #Texas #weasels #TexasTaliban #AmericanTaliban
It's Texas- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
And if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't shit
cowboybars.substack.com
June 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
It's Texas- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines: And if you ain't got Jesus, you ain't shit cowboybars.substack.com/p/its-texas-... #author #Texas #weasels #TexasTaliban #AmericanTaliban
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June 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
"Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges": Yeah, but Mother Teresa didn't pay off a porn star she'd had an affair with, did she? cowboybars.substack.com/p/mother-ter... #author #motherteresa #pornstar #convictedfelondonaldtrump #liar #felon #republican #newyorkstate #alvinbragg
"Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges"
Yeah, but Mother Teresa didn't pay off a porn star she'd had an affair with, did she?
cowboybars.substack.com
June 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
"Mother Teresa couldn't beat these charges": Yeah, but Mother Teresa didn't pay off a porn star she'd had an affair with, did she? cowboybars.substack.com/p/mother-ter... #author #motherteresa #pornstar #convictedfelondonaldtrump #liar #felon #republican #newyorkstate #alvinbragg
Karma's a bitch, but basking in schadenfreude makes things better: I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, but I'm not holding my breath on that count cowboybars.substack.com/p/karmas-a-b... #author #convictedfelondonaldtrump #stormydaniels #guilty #MAGAmeltdown
Karma's a bitch, but basking in schadenfreude makes things better
I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, but I'm not holding my breath on that count
cowboybars.substack.com
May 31, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Karma's a bitch, but basking in schadenfreude makes things better: I can hardly wait to see Donald Trump in an orange prison jumpsuit, but I'm not holding my breath on that count cowboybars.substack.com/p/karmas-a-b... #author #convictedfelondonaldtrump #stormydaniels #guilty #MAGAmeltdown
Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought": MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift. cowboybars.substack.com/p/donald-tru... #guilty #author #lockhimup
Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought"
MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift.
cowboybars.substack.com
May 31, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Donald Trump- the head of a "a seething cult devoid of deep political thought": MAGA World reacts as you might expect to 34 guilty verdicts...by blaming the system and not the criminal. It's a "witch hunt" like I'm Taylor Swift. cowboybars.substack.com/p/donald-tru... #guilty #author #lockhimup
"Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission": Are we having fun yet? Good! Carry on.... cowboybars.substack.com/p/attention-... #author
"Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission"
Are we having fun yet? Good! Carry on....
cowboybars.substack.com
May 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
"Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission": Are we having fun yet? Good! Carry on.... cowboybars.substack.com/p/attention-... #author
Losers, and haters, and human scum...oh, my!!!: Lord Stumblefuck turns Memorial Day into just another Airing of the Grievances...yawn cowboybars.substack.com/p/losers-and... #author #memorialday #airingofthegrievances #donaldtrump #lordstumblefuck #humanscum #truthsocial #dukeofshitferbrainz
Losers, and haters, and human scum...oh, my!!!
Lord Stumblefuck turns Memorial Day into just another Airing of the Grievances...yawn
cowboybars.substack.com
May 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Losers, and haters, and human scum...oh, my!!!: Lord Stumblefuck turns Memorial Day into just another Airing of the Grievances...yawn cowboybars.substack.com/p/losers-and... #author #memorialday #airingofthegrievances #donaldtrump #lordstumblefuck #humanscum #truthsocial #dukeofshitferbrainz
If you're going to manufacture outrage, at least put some effort into it: No, Joe Biden didn't issue a shoot-to-kill order on Donald Trump cowboybars.substack.com/p/if-youre-g... #author #twominutehate #georgeorwell #propaganda #FBI #donaldtrump #joebiden #dukeofshitferbrainz
If you're going to manufacture outrage, at least put some effort into it
No, Joe Biden didn't issue a shoot-to-kill order on Donald Trump
cowboybars.substack.com
May 29, 2024 at 6:37 AM
If you're going to manufacture outrage, at least put some effort into it: No, Joe Biden didn't issue a shoot-to-kill order on Donald Trump cowboybars.substack.com/p/if-youre-g... #author #twominutehate #georgeorwell #propaganda #FBI #donaldtrump #joebiden #dukeofshitferbrainz