Zeb
zabrisk.bsky.social
Zeb
@zabrisk.bsky.social
Musician, flyer, wanderer, reader, dork.
I follow back.
This is an anti-ice account.
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Tomato on the cob? Interesting.
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The ultimate irony of being a white man murdered in Minneapolis by two border patrol agents named Jesus and Raymundo. Only in Trump’s America.
February 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
On Bluesky are they called skeets? I’ll call mine yeets.
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I always throw one tipo into every skeet to prove I’m not a bot.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
If you think of the Minneapolis invasion as an economic attack it comes out to about a 32bn hit on Minnesota and US GDP:

4 mil people in greater twin cities, can’t work, spotty schools, not daycares, etc. Roughly 1.5% of 30tn GDP for 2 months. Even if they’re half effective, that is 32bn.
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I wonder why the DOJ isn’t investigating the perps in the Epstein files.
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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It’s not like these pedophiles just stopped being depraved when Epstein died so who is running the equivalent now?
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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I think it's cool that a Republican president being elected automatically means there is going to be a recession but America keeps electing them specifically because they are perceived as better on the economy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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One of the only things I appreciate about Trump is the way he exposes small-government conservatives and evangelical Christians as being completely full of shit.
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
In
When Minnesota beats ICE and MAGA everyone has to get Minnesota tattoos.
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Just contemplated a new epithet for people like me: “race traitor”. There are about 6 problems with this name, the first of which is that the “white” person using it probably has no clue what race she is actually a member of. 1/
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Kristi Noem puts
“Shoots puppies”
on resume.

Trump:
When can you start?
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Not an hour after my wife called me a genius I bit my finger while eating a hot dog.
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Looks at watch. Friday then? I’m good.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Ilhan Omar: “He was saved by security”
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I want a pet fox, but I couldn’t contemplate taming such a beautiful creature. Maybe they could tame me?
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Can't fire Kristi Noem, she knows where all the dogs are buried..
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
People are fighting trumps goon squads that have armor and guns with only whistles and what does the fascist say?
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I am extremely proud of Minnesota.
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
General strike. Jan 23. I’m in.
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM