Zach Kelly
@zachkelly.bsky.social
Bylines seen at Pitchfork, Stereogum, SPIN, Billboard, etc. Total idiot. Teaches journalism at a state school. Ezra and Rowan’s dad
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Zach Kelly
@zachkelly.bsky.social
· Jun 23
Kacey Musgraves released 'Pageant Material' 10 years ago today. A look back:
Kacey Musgraves' 'Pageant Material' Turns 10
Golden, Texas is kind of a misnomer. Eighty minutes outside of Dallas, its claim to fame is an entire festival dedicated to tubers, with parades and music and something called mutton bustin’. But the ...
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Wrote about potatoes (and Kacey Musgraves’ Pageant Material at 10)
Kind of crazy everything I thought could never possibly happen actually happened
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Kind of crazy everything I thought could never possibly happen actually happened
Now we must come to comrade Lemon’s defense, and continue our endless ticker-tape parade of humiliation
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Now we must come to comrade Lemon’s defense, and continue our endless ticker-tape parade of humiliation
Lingerie Salesperson Fails to Meet Moment
Don't expect Sydney Sweeney to discuss her political beliefs anytime soon: The actress says she's 'here to make art' and 'not here to speak on politics.'
Sydney Sweeney insists she won't ever talk about her personal politics
Don't expect Sydney Sweeney to discuss her political beliefs anytime soon: The actress says she's 'here to make art' and 'not here to speak on politics.'
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lingerie Salesperson Fails to Meet Moment
“I hear Ben is here. Do we have anyone with Ben, from the Primate? We do? Looking forward very much to speaking with Ben”
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“I hear Ben is here. Do we have anyone with Ben, from the Primate? We do? Looking forward very much to speaking with Ben”
Album title of the year pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
Geologist: Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?
Read Zach Schonfeld’s review of the album.
pitchfork.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Album title of the year pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
Relistening to Matthew Herbert’s ‘One’ series, big rec
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Relistening to Matthew Herbert’s ‘One’ series, big rec
Yeah kept her ass inside a stable and ate an apple through the bars
Megyn Kelly: “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations.”
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Yeah kept her ass inside a stable and ate an apple through the bars
Now this is an Irish goodbye
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Now this is an Irish goodbye
All toll I got almost 1.5 Dirk Digglers of snow
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
All toll I got almost 1.5 Dirk Digglers of snow
Woke up thinking "who will they kill today" and then saw the snow and remembered that most of these hogs have the cardiovascular capacity of Tom Sizemore after a long weekend at the Bunny Ranch
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Woke up thinking "who will they kill today" and then saw the snow and remembered that most of these hogs have the cardiovascular capacity of Tom Sizemore after a long weekend at the Bunny Ranch
Geese fucking ripped it lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Geese fucking ripped it lol
Reposted by Zach Kelly
HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.
“May they never know peace!” I see Kyle Rittenhouse getting dumb paid for pointing an assault rifle in my face every other goddamn day. These guys won’t be protected, they’ll be pampered. They’ll make more money than you, they’ll vacation more often, and their kids will have nicer shit. Do something
January 25, 2026 at 12:01 AM
“May they never know peace!” I see Kyle Rittenhouse getting dumb paid for pointing an assault rifle in my face every other goddamn day. These guys won’t be protected, they’ll be pampered. They’ll make more money than you, they’ll vacation more often, and their kids will have nicer shit. Do something
Reposted by Zach Kelly
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
One party will kill you. The other party will give them money to kill you. Arm yourself.
January 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
One party will kill you. The other party will give them money to kill you. Arm yourself.
They just executed another person in broad daylight on camera. We need to stop the federal government with force. Now.
There’s video now. Worst thing I’ve ever seen. The entire ICE contingent needs to be arrested
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They just executed another person in broad daylight on camera. We need to stop the federal government with force. Now.
Jesus Christ
There’s video now. Worst thing I’ve ever seen. The entire ICE contingent needs to be arrested
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Jesus Christ
Errol Holden really is that guy
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Errol Holden really is that guy
Contrary to what you’ve heard, arts criticism is alive and well boxd.it/cLnkRz
A ★ review of The Rip (2026)
You know what? Fuck this stupid shit.
boxd.it
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Contrary to what you’ve heard, arts criticism is alive and well boxd.it/cLnkRz
