zebrasaurous
@zebrasaurous.com
Baltimore based women's tackle football player, AuDHD haver, Feminist Killjoy.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
My boy did it!
a man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on it
ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket that says dell on it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My boy did it!
My wife's response to seeing the abbreviation Fg Att:
"I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
"I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My wife's response to seeing the abbreviation Fg Att:
"I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
"I don't think you are allowed to say that on television."
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With a lot of people already hungry, and many more about to lose SNAP benefits, here's a timely piece from @baltimoremagazine.com on Baltimore's growing network of community fridges, including the one we host inside our store: www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/comm...
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
With a lot of people already hungry, and many more about to lose SNAP benefits, here's a timely piece from @baltimoremagazine.com on Baltimore's growing network of community fridges, including the one we host inside our store: www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/comm...
Good morning to people willing to play the long game to make a stupid joke.
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning to people willing to play the long game to make a stupid joke.
I'm fairly certain someone tried to steal my car while I was on vacation, but ultimately couldn't because they didn't know how to drive stick.
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm fairly certain someone tried to steal my car while I was on vacation, but ultimately couldn't because they didn't know how to drive stick.
Being on crutches is so much more of a core exercise than you might expect.
June 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Being on crutches is so much more of a core exercise than you might expect.
If a woman told me she had a bejeweled Lububu and then showed me a stuffed animal, I would be irritated.
June 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If a woman told me she had a bejeweled Lububu and then showed me a stuffed animal, I would be irritated.
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a big boat stuck could fix us
May 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
a big boat stuck could fix us
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
No one ever wants to hear the term "cleaved in twain" when hearing a doctor refer to a part of your knee..
April 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No one ever wants to hear the term "cleaved in twain" when hearing a doctor refer to a part of your knee..
I know my skyline is primarily NOT football people, but I need my non football loving friends to know how happy I am tonight. #Seahawks took thr best guard in the draft. And Shedaur Sanders still has not been picked 🤣
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know my skyline is primarily NOT football people, but I need my non football loving friends to know how happy I am tonight. #Seahawks took thr best guard in the draft. And Shedaur Sanders still has not been picked 🤣
Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president?
April 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Anyone else ever suspect that their dog may secretly be the president?
Graphic design is my passion.
April 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Graphic design is my passion.
Anyone else ever pet their animals in a way that makes you audibly ask them, "Why do you like this?!"
April 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Anyone else ever pet their animals in a way that makes you audibly ask them, "Why do you like this?!"
No shade at all to Kaitlyn Denver, but im pretty disappointed in the casting of Abby unless Kaitlyn is prepared to do a shitload of push-ups.
April 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
No shade at all to Kaitlyn Denver, but im pretty disappointed in the casting of Abby unless Kaitlyn is prepared to do a shitload of push-ups.
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Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every day I wake up to the news
Thanks, Toronto! Top three harbor cities with a tower at the center of its skyline that I've been to.
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thanks, Toronto! Top three harbor cities with a tower at the center of its skyline that I've been to.
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Happy transgender day of visibility, I saw my reflection, and that means 6 more weeks of gender.
April 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Happy transgender day of visibility, I saw my reflection, and that means 6 more weeks of gender.
Was Cold Harbor the friends we made along the way?
March 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Was Cold Harbor the friends we made along the way?
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The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
March 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it