Zen Zooma
@zenzooma.bsky.social
Artist. TTRPG Creator. Professional DM. EDH Jank Crafter. Triple Scorpio. Vinyl Junkie. All Around Blerd.
Izzet Mage. Esper Apologist. Golgari Hater.
Izzet Mage. Esper Apologist. Golgari Hater.
I want to hate Kanye more, but when Ultra Light Beams starts to play I think maybe… just maybe.
Then I snap to my senses.
Then I snap to my senses.
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I want to hate Kanye more, but when Ultra Light Beams starts to play I think maybe… just maybe.
Then I snap to my senses.
Then I snap to my senses.
I love the classic “I got time today…”
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I love the classic “I got time today…”
Reposted by Zen Zooma
Black people waiting for the new Silent Hill protagonist to take off his beanie so they can judge the hair situation
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Black people waiting for the new Silent Hill protagonist to take off his beanie so they can judge the hair situation
My wonderful, and amazing wife made me the perfect overnight oats. Damn they are good.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
My wonderful, and amazing wife made me the perfect overnight oats. Damn they are good.
When ever I am about to add a new card to a deck I look at the mana cost and ask my self, would I play the card on that turn. If not, then it shouldn’t take up a slot.
Hey #edh
What is a small tip or trick you've applied to your deckbuilding that has made a huge difference?
It could be something as simple as "swap out something iffy for a land" or as specific as "don't run thought vessel in a discard deck".
What decks have you applied these to? Tell me!
What is a small tip or trick you've applied to your deckbuilding that has made a huge difference?
It could be something as simple as "swap out something iffy for a land" or as specific as "don't run thought vessel in a discard deck".
What decks have you applied these to? Tell me!
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
When ever I am about to add a new card to a deck I look at the mana cost and ask my self, would I play the card on that turn. If not, then it shouldn’t take up a slot.
Cant wait to see these uncommons.
What’s up Turtle fans?! Tune in to the #MTGxTMNT Debut on February 17 at 10am PT for some totally tubular card reveals.
🐢 twitch.tv/magic
⚔️ youtube.com/@mtg
🐢 twitch.tv/magic
⚔️ youtube.com/@mtg
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Cant wait to see these uncommons.
Not the Notes App statement.
This needs to go back to drafts.
This needs to go back to drafts.
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Not the Notes App statement.
This needs to go back to drafts.
This needs to go back to drafts.
Doechii
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Doechii
As a triple scorpio, I want to fight whoever made this.
Like why they keep dissing us fo’?
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
Ion know, but I’m gon blow 👊🏾💥♍️
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
As a triple scorpio, I want to fight whoever made this.
Not me getting teary eyed and nostalgic for the new Scrubs trailer.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Not me getting teary eyed and nostalgic for the new Scrubs trailer.
A lot of people ask me how I write and organize my multi year TTRPG campaigns.
I primarily use three tools.
>ObsidianMD (Notes and Writing)
>Spotify (Playlists)
>Foundry (VTT)
I primarily use three tools.
>ObsidianMD (Notes and Writing)
>Spotify (Playlists)
>Foundry (VTT)
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
A lot of people ask me how I write and organize my multi year TTRPG campaigns.
I primarily use three tools.
>ObsidianMD (Notes and Writing)
>Spotify (Playlists)
>Foundry (VTT)
I primarily use three tools.
>ObsidianMD (Notes and Writing)
>Spotify (Playlists)
>Foundry (VTT)
Omnilingualism, Teleportation, and Flight.
3 superpowers just manifested in you.
Name them.
Name them.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Omnilingualism, Teleportation, and Flight.
Why was that HGTV woman saying shit I would have heard in a Halo 2 BTB game back in 2004?
It flowed so easily too, she must be constantly dropping the hard R.
It flowed so easily too, she must be constantly dropping the hard R.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Why was that HGTV woman saying shit I would have heard in a Halo 2 BTB game back in 2004?
It flowed so easily too, she must be constantly dropping the hard R.
It flowed so easily too, she must be constantly dropping the hard R.
I can go for some Felidar Cheese right now.
The more interesting question is; what, if any, of those creatures milk can be cheesed.
(No not all milk can be cheesed)
(No not all milk can be cheesed)
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I can go for some Felidar Cheese right now.
Unfortunately Tezzeret is no longer milkable.
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Unfortunately Tezzeret is no longer milkable.
People just out here telling everyone they are old.
Age verification?
The controller for my first gaming system:
The controller for my first gaming system:
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
People just out here telling everyone they are old.
I drink one bottle of Kombucha and my stomach is trying to run away. Like damn, why is it so hard being healthy?
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I drink one bottle of Kombucha and my stomach is trying to run away. Like damn, why is it so hard being healthy?
I use Field Notes note books all the time, but I saw the D&D 5e edition and I had to get it.
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I use Field Notes note books all the time, but I saw the D&D 5e edition and I had to get it.
Four chapters into Operation Bounce House, and the world building is in another level.
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Four chapters into Operation Bounce House, and the world building is in another level.
I started my next painting.
Ingot two weeks, but its going to take 4 weeks to dry fully.
Ingot two weeks, but its going to take 4 weeks to dry fully.
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I started my next painting.
Ingot two weeks, but its going to take 4 weeks to dry fully.
Ingot two weeks, but its going to take 4 weeks to dry fully.
I’ve been itching to tell people to leave posts in drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’ve been itching to tell people to leave posts in drafts.
I blame Seb McKinnon for getting Farewell on the gam changers list.
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I blame Seb McKinnon for getting Farewell on the gam changers list.
Why am I working when my family is out at Bucsh Gardens riding coaster?
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Why am I working when my family is out at Bucsh Gardens riding coaster?
A broke and busted looking clock is right at least twice a day.
Candace Owens is trying to bring down Turning Point USA and I’m here for it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A broke and busted looking clock is right at least twice a day.