Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
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Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
· Oct 5
this bimbo denounces fascism
how does one get to a point where they let themselves burp out loud REPEATEDLY at work? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
how does one get to a point where they let themselves burp out loud REPEATEDLY at work? 🤔
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Perfect tits 😔
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Perfect tits 😔
my 93 yr old Serbian Baba bounced a ball for the first time last month in physio 🥹😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my 93 yr old Serbian Baba bounced a ball for the first time last month in physio 🥹😭
playing the “is it an allergic reaction or is it just hot in here?” game again
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
playing the “is it an allergic reaction or is it just hot in here?” game again
hear me out: put some Lays salt n vinegar chips in your mouth and then drink some Coke/pepsi slurpee while you’re chewing.
game CHANGER.
game CHANGER.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
hear me out: put some Lays salt n vinegar chips in your mouth and then drink some Coke/pepsi slurpee while you’re chewing.
game CHANGER.
game CHANGER.
why are you making your pet carry large & heavy tags on their collars?! do you wanna wear a big, heavy necklace 24/7? I think not.
forever outraged about this.
forever outraged about this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
why are you making your pet carry large & heavy tags on their collars?! do you wanna wear a big, heavy necklace 24/7? I think not.
forever outraged about this.
forever outraged about this.
new night, new score tracker.
quiplashed already on my first answer, 2 minutes in 😒
quiplashed already on my first answer, 2 minutes in 😒
how many times do you think a person can get quiplashed while playing Quiplash?
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
new night, new score tracker.
quiplashed already on my first answer, 2 minutes in 😒
quiplashed already on my first answer, 2 minutes in 😒
how many times do you think a person can get quiplashed while playing Quiplash?
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
how many times do you think a person can get quiplashed while playing Quiplash?
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
"There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils"
y’all really gotta start watching older movies
y’all really gotta start watching older movies
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils"
y’all really gotta start watching older movies
y’all really gotta start watching older movies
5 whole years w/ @shotgun.bsky.social 🥹
our love story is wild & our relationship has been wild which is fitting because we are both wild in our own ways.
love you forever + a day, babe. happy anniversary 🩷
our love story is wild & our relationship has been wild which is fitting because we are both wild in our own ways.
love you forever + a day, babe. happy anniversary 🩷
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
5 whole years w/ @shotgun.bsky.social 🥹
our love story is wild & our relationship has been wild which is fitting because we are both wild in our own ways.
love you forever + a day, babe. happy anniversary 🩷
our love story is wild & our relationship has been wild which is fitting because we are both wild in our own ways.
love you forever + a day, babe. happy anniversary 🩷
Die Hard is as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone is
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Die Hard is as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone is
How I Met Your Milf
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
How I Met Your Milf
holding a baby possum would heal me
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
holding a baby possum would heal me
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they should invent a thought that's not intrusive
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
they should invent a thought that's not intrusive
I farted directly into my cat’s face 😬😅
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I farted directly into my cat’s face 😬😅
mcdavid’s back, back again.
a hockey game is being played in front of a sign that says ' enter '
ALT: a hockey game is being played in front of a sign that says ' enter '
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
mcdavid’s back, back again.
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Honour the veterans and punch a fascist!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Honour the veterans and punch a fascist!
Skinner is a gentle giant, a mega babe, and can do no wrong - thanks for asking!
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Skinner is a gentle giant, a mega babe, and can do no wrong - thanks for asking!
haven’t had such restless legs in YEARS (which I experienced A LOT as a kid) and I hate it!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
haven’t had such restless legs in YEARS (which I experienced A LOT as a kid) and I hate it!!!!
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
The Rescuers is the best animated movie of all time - change my mind
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Rescuers is the best animated movie of all time - change my mind
large bowls of corn flakes do NOT like to see me coming
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
large bowls of corn flakes do NOT like to see me coming
gagged so hard while whitening my teeth that I cracked my back in 3 spots
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
gagged so hard while whitening my teeth that I cracked my back in 3 spots
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif