leah
@zestitude.bsky.social
she/her | queer in an unspecified, vaguely threatening way. usually yelling about something. lots of cats. occasionally writing fiction, fan or otherwise.
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leah
@zestitude.bsky.social
· Nov 6
when I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in cevans' face
just bought a new painting by fiona dalrymple, canadian artist who i adore and have been collecting for a while now!!!
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
just bought a new painting by fiona dalrymple, canadian artist who i adore and have been collecting for a while now!!!
your fave besties are thriving if you even care
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
your fave besties are thriving if you even care
the owner of my yoga studio is trying to force my favorite teacher out because she’s threatened by her and the way i wanna fuckin THROW HANDS right now
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
the owner of my yoga studio is trying to force my favorite teacher out because she’s threatened by her and the way i wanna fuckin THROW HANDS right now
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Terrance Gore was the Braves player who Facetime’d Charlie Morton from the field after winning the World Series so Charlie could celebrate with the guys despite his broken leg.
RIP to by all accounts a legitimately great dude and teammate.
RIP to by all accounts a legitimately great dude and teammate.
Him and I have been friends on Facebook for years. His wife and other friends have made posts this morning about it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Terrance Gore was the Braves player who Facetime’d Charlie Morton from the field after winning the World Series so Charlie could celebrate with the guys despite his broken leg.
RIP to by all accounts a legitimately great dude and teammate.
RIP to by all accounts a legitimately great dude and teammate.
wait wtf happened to terrance gore???
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
wait wtf happened to terrance gore???
my high school band director (who was basically my second dad) commented on my pissed off video about the dodgers going to the white house and said he was “beyond proud of me” so i’m crying this morning
February 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
my high school band director (who was basically my second dad) commented on my pissed off video about the dodgers going to the white house and said he was “beyond proud of me” so i’m crying this morning
the problem with being friends with my yoga teacher is that when i go to dinner with her on a friday night she is then able to guilt me into not skipping saturday morning class lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
the problem with being friends with my yoga teacher is that when i go to dinner with her on a friday night she is then able to guilt me into not skipping saturday morning class lol
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The only DFA I’ll accept for Banda is tapping Dat Fat Ass
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The only DFA I’ll accept for Banda is tapping Dat Fat Ass
banda? someone check on the tiktok girlies
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
banda? someone check on the tiktok girlies
brian has never heard of empire records and i don't know what to do with that information
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
brian has never heard of empire records and i don't know what to do with that information
i'm already mad as fuck about the white house and now my keyboard has just decided that command + w won't work and it is going to push me over the edge let me close my fucking tab
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
i'm already mad as fuck about the white house and now my keyboard has just decided that command + w won't work and it is going to push me over the edge let me close my fucking tab
i'm actually jamelle's biggest fan and have been since the first time i heard him on we hate movies
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
i'm actually jamelle's biggest fan and have been since the first time i heard him on we hate movies
I like big dumper but I am absolutely fucking seeeeething over will not starting the WBC like I am madder than I should be
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I like big dumper but I am absolutely fucking seeeeething over will not starting the WBC like I am madder than I should be
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nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
nevermind spanish, some of you have three days to learn how to dance
this moment alone was worth $50m to me
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
this moment alone was worth $50m to me
personally i think they could pay my crush tarik more. pay him $100m/year for being such a cutie patootie
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
personally i think they could pay my crush tarik more. pay him $100m/year for being such a cutie patootie
i got invited kinda last minute to a meeting with all VP, SVP, and EVPs specifically to give an update on my big fucking project that's launching in a month and i fuckin CRUSHED IT. didn't even prepare anything formal just improv girlbossed and had those nerds eating out of the palm of my hand!!!
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
i got invited kinda last minute to a meeting with all VP, SVP, and EVPs specifically to give an update on my big fucking project that's launching in a month and i fuckin CRUSHED IT. didn't even prepare anything formal just improv girlbossed and had those nerds eating out of the palm of my hand!!!
i love when i get a random (likely scam) recruiter email being like "we reviewed your background in social media and digital marketing" lol y'all i'm a LEAD technical product manager. i promise you i am out of your budget for a social media or marketing job
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
i love when i get a random (likely scam) recruiter email being like "we reviewed your background in social media and digital marketing" lol y'all i'm a LEAD technical product manager. i promise you i am out of your budget for a social media or marketing job
imo if gavin mckenna truly broke that dude's face because he was defending his mom then he should be getting a medal, not charges
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
imo if gavin mckenna truly broke that dude's face because he was defending his mom then he should be getting a medal, not charges
i BADLY need the heated rivalry edit girlies to make an ilya edit to this new TI song this is SO FUCKING ILYA
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
i BADLY need the heated rivalry edit girlies to make an ilya edit to this new TI song this is SO FUCKING ILYA
difficult to describe how it feels to hear a new TI banger as a millennial from atlanta
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
difficult to describe how it feels to hear a new TI banger as a millennial from atlanta
skubal cannot be a dodger it would make me too horny
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
skubal cannot be a dodger it would make me too horny
every time jacob tierney pops up in shoresy i get such a laugh out of this french-speaking wig-wearing weirdo being the same guy who brought us heated rivalry he has so much fucking range
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
every time jacob tierney pops up in shoresy i get such a laugh out of this french-speaking wig-wearing weirdo being the same guy who brought us heated rivalry he has so much fucking range
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Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
really laughing at shuffle saying “wait i have the PERFECT song for this”
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
really laughing at shuffle saying “wait i have the PERFECT song for this”