Tarquin
@zetamax.bsky.social
Neurospicy, Genderfluid Queer shitposter from Australia - Adelaide/Kaurna land.
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Tarquin
@zetamax.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I keep thinking I should do an intro post, but I'm the "goes blank when asked about myself" type of Neurodivergent.
Me, as a still closeted genderfluid bisexual watching Pokemon with my kids : Team Rocket seems fun 😅
April 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me, as a still closeted genderfluid bisexual watching Pokemon with my kids : Team Rocket seems fun 😅
Just had the Wii Rainbow Road run of my life and feeling accomplished, lol.
#mariokart
#mariokart
February 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just had the Wii Rainbow Road run of my life and feeling accomplished, lol.
#mariokart
#mariokart
Just me in a cheerleader inspired outfit that I wore to go out recently and loved.
January 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Just me in a cheerleader inspired outfit that I wore to go out recently and loved.
One of ourcats is a big fan of paper bags, this is her chosen sleeping spot today 😅
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
One of ourcats is a big fan of paper bags, this is her chosen sleeping spot today 😅
One downside to being Australian is how brutal summer can be.
I'm a hot, sticky mess in none of the good ways 🥵.
I'm a hot, sticky mess in none of the good ways 🥵.
January 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
One downside to being Australian is how brutal summer can be.
I'm a hot, sticky mess in none of the good ways 🥵.
I'm a hot, sticky mess in none of the good ways 🥵.
I'm at a birthday party and the cake is a *literal* cheesecake. Amazing! ✨️
January 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I'm at a birthday party and the cake is a *literal* cheesecake. Amazing! ✨️
Not to brag but my partner gives the most unbelievable morning cuddles in the world. Thee weeks into living together and I'm very happy with this life change.
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not to brag but my partner gives the most unbelievable morning cuddles in the world. Thee weeks into living together and I'm very happy with this life change.
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Hello to everyone i just followed from Things that are inherently queer 👋 🏳️🌈
January 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Hello to everyone i just followed from Things that are inherently queer 👋 🏳️🌈
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I think I'm going to stop saying, "when I came out" and call it "When I emerged from my Queersalis" instead ✨️
December 10, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I think I'm going to stop saying, "when I came out" and call it "When I emerged from my Queersalis" instead ✨️
Dammit I may get sucked back into the Disney Star Wars vortex, by Jude Law.
November 30, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Dammit I may get sucked back into the Disney Star Wars vortex, by Jude Law.
Is it worth driving for an hour to spend an afternoon playing boardgames with a friend I only get to see every month or so? Hell yes it is.
November 29, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Is it worth driving for an hour to spend an afternoon playing boardgames with a friend I only get to see every month or so? Hell yes it is.
Me on the way to do grocery shopping.
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Me on the way to do grocery shopping.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
So much this, omg.
nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
November 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM
So much this, omg.
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nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
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When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin
August 14, 2023 at 10:08 PM
When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin
Not one of those parenting books ever mentioned the possibility of having to give philosophical first aid to a 13yo with a case of existential dread at 1am.
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Not one of those parenting books ever mentioned the possibility of having to give philosophical first aid to a 13yo with a case of existential dread at 1am.
Is there a way to make the feeds update?
I refuse to believe that the Trans+Queer Shitposters feed has gone 4 days without anyone posting.
I refuse to believe that the Trans+Queer Shitposters feed has gone 4 days without anyone posting.
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Is there a way to make the feeds update?
I refuse to believe that the Trans+Queer Shitposters feed has gone 4 days without anyone posting.
I refuse to believe that the Trans+Queer Shitposters feed has gone 4 days without anyone posting.
I wonder if anyone else here enjoys Star Trek meme formats and jokes about Anish Kapoor?
November 21, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I wonder if anyone else here enjoys Star Trek meme formats and jokes about Anish Kapoor?
I keep thinking I should do an intro post, but I'm the "goes blank when asked about myself" type of Neurodivergent.
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I keep thinking I should do an intro post, but I'm the "goes blank when asked about myself" type of Neurodivergent.