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Stephen Collins is a genius
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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March 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Stephen Collins is a genius
7. Stop breeding cattle for profit
March 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
7. Stop breeding cattle for profit
excellent typo in the guardian uk - switching the r and u looks like Turnip, and he is a fucking Turnip
March 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
excellent typo in the guardian uk - switching the r and u looks like Turnip, and he is a fucking Turnip
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Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
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Cybertruck tagged with โnazi scumโ spotted in Portland
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Cybertruck tagged with โnazi scumโ spotted in Portland
such a fascinating mess
February 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
such a fascinating mess
dunno who the lunk is but the small one is one of the most prolific mass child killers in history
February 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
dunno who the lunk is but the small one is one of the most prolific mass child killers in history
man-baby and mass child-killer get international attention when man-baby once again spews fridge magnet letters during extended spasmodic episode - fuck me i'm already tired of this
February 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
man-baby and mass child-killer get international attention when man-baby once again spews fridge magnet letters during extended spasmodic episode - fuck me i'm already tired of this
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you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
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โWe Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,โ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
โWe Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,โ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MAโHaving discovered the social media website open on his fatherโs unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated โWe must protect the pure Aryan bloodlineโ Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
โWe Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,โ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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โThe only effective measure is to ban all political donations, and the giving and receiving of such donations a criminal offence. Such a ban would force political parties to compete and develop publicly acceptable policiesโ
@premnsikka.bsky.social
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
@premnsikka.bsky.social
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
How our democracy has been hijacked by corporations and wealthy elites
The only effective remedy is to ban all private donations, or bribes, to political parties.
leftfootforward.org
January 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
โThe only effective measure is to ban all political donations, and the giving and receiving of such donations a criminal offence. Such a ban would force political parties to compete and develop publicly acceptable policiesโ
@premnsikka.bsky.social
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
@premnsikka.bsky.social
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
careful, if it is left untreated you'll end up with bigleg
December 29, 2024 at 2:45 PM
careful, if it is left untreated you'll end up with bigleg
annotation neglects to mention the tiny titanium cubes in the bombs that not only shred people but in particular does horrific damage to children - israeli govt and military are vile bastards and i hope they suffer a much worse fate for their crimes
December 21, 2024 at 10:16 PM
annotation neglects to mention the tiny titanium cubes in the bombs that not only shred people but in particular does horrific damage to children - israeli govt and military are vile bastards and i hope they suffer a much worse fate for their crimes
give it a shoobing in the golf ball cleaner
December 21, 2024 at 10:02 PM
give it a shoobing in the golf ball cleaner
i know very little about america - is this the national bifle association? i'm confused
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
i know very little about america - is this the national bifle association? i'm confused
Sopranos, Rift Wizard 2 - summon a void litch, two goons appear and whack it
December 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Sopranos, Rift Wizard 2 - summon a void litch, two goons appear and whack it
nah - have you already forgot what proper cunts the tories were, and that almost all 'news' is run by the same cunts? - careful what you wish for
December 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
nah - have you already forgot what proper cunts the tories were, and that almost all 'news' is run by the same cunts? - careful what you wish for
my best friend at school was called jim dunn
December 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
my best friend at school was called jim dunn