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she/her as in ‘people perceive me as a woman and I go along with it’
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· Jan 25
A while back, still in the bad place, @seananmcguire.bsky.social said MIDDLEGAME isn't meme-able and thought that this statement is amongst the less beautiful lies she'd woven in the span of her writing career.
МВР разкрило автоморги, в които разглобявали крадени автомобили. Били разглобявали по кола-кола и половина на седмица.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
МВР разкрило автоморги, в които разглобявали крадени автомобили. Били разглобявали по кола-кола и половина на седмица.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
Приятели, с цялото ми уважение към автоджамбазите и МВР, кола-кола и половина седмично мога да разглобя и аз.
With less than 20 days till #Christmas
Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
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Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
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Sign up for the future iterations of "Not much of an X-mas card™" from Zmeyche
if you found yourself on here, you know what's this form for, and if not - checkout https://zmeyche.com/softness/not-much-of-an-xmas-card-2024 and decide for yourselves
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December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
With less than 20 days till #Christmas
Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
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Consecutive year zmeyche, consecutive year - Not that ugly holiday card™ offer.(a.k.a. something like a #christmascard but not quite)
💌 If you'd like to receive it - fill in this form
➡️ docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s giving Текла Алексиева
Turns out what they don’t tell you about “Wicked: For Good” is that after the end credits you will feel like you can fight god and win.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Turns out what they don’t tell you about “Wicked: For Good” is that after the end credits you will feel like you can fight god and win.
It’s once again that time of the year when the choice of metal frames for my glasses, while living in Oslo, feels… questionable…
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It’s once again that time of the year when the choice of metal frames for my glasses, while living in Oslo, feels… questionable…
“A real, genuine, hope chest, carved by Oberon’s own hand from the four sacred woods of Faerie—oak and ash for bracing and balance, rowan and thorn for pattern and protection.”
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“A real, genuine, hope chest, carved by Oberon’s own hand from the four sacred woods of Faerie—oak and ash for bracing and balance, rowan and thorn for pattern and protection.”
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
“Rosemary and Rue” by Seanan McGuire
LEGO build by me. Inspiration by @seananmcguire.bsky.social's wonderful universe
Yes, microsoft, I agree with you that this is a phishing attempt, good job!
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yes, microsoft, I agree with you that this is a phishing attempt, good job!
Got my flu shot. Before administering it, the doc asked me “which hand do you write with?”
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Got my flu shot. Before administering it, the doc asked me “which hand do you write with?”
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
Ma’am, I work on a ‘puter, I use both equally!
Anyway, we agreed to go with the left one and shoot in my tattooed dragon in the left wing so we match.
Also, I am pretty sure that Robin Williams was one of the people who were ahead of the curve on the use of his personal likeness after his death, and made sure to include a clause in his contracts that (I am sure about his voice at least) it can't be used in perpetuity after his passing.
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Also, I am pretty sure that Robin Williams was one of the people who were ahead of the curve on the use of his personal likeness after his death, and made sure to include a clause in his contracts that (I am sure about his voice at least) it can't be used in perpetuity after his passing.
I am not kidding when I say that this shit should scare everyone around the globe, as it has the undeniable potential to affect everyone’s health and lifespan
“CDC is over. It was killed. This administration only knows how to break things. They have made America at risk for outbreaks and attacks by nefarious players. People should be scared,” said Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, former director of the CDC’s National Center on Immunization and Respiratory Diseases
"CDC is over": RFK Jr. lays off over 1,000 employees in Friday night massacre
Amid the ongoing shutdown, the HHS secretary wiped out entire offices that investigate disease outbreaks, manage infectious disease responses and collect data.
www.msnbc.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am not kidding when I say that this shit should scare everyone around the globe, as it has the undeniable potential to affect everyone’s health and lifespan
Reposted by Змей
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Reposted by Змей
A sex-blind admissions policy at selective universities will not go the way that the Trump administration thinks it will.
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A sex-blind admissions policy at selective universities will not go the way that the Trump administration thinks it will.
So… because I listen to a lot of movies' and animations' soundtracks, and because I live in Norway, Tidal does this thing that it regularly plugs chapters of audio books in Norwegian by Disney in "My New Arrivals" and "My Daily Discovery" playlists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
So… because I listen to a lot of movies' and animations' soundtracks, and because I live in Norway, Tidal does this thing that it regularly plugs chapters of audio books in Norwegian by Disney in "My New Arrivals" and "My Daily Discovery" playlists.
Happy SILVER AND LEAD publication day to @seananmcguire.bsky.social, happy Toby Daye day to the rest of us!
Here are some memes I had cooked up and had forgotten about to catch you up to speed with what's up in Faerie up until SILVER AND LEAD.
Here are some memes I had cooked up and had forgotten about to catch you up to speed with what's up in Faerie up until SILVER AND LEAD.
The book tour has commenced. For I have promises to keep, and miles to go...
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy SILVER AND LEAD publication day to @seananmcguire.bsky.social, happy Toby Daye day to the rest of us!
Here are some memes I had cooked up and had forgotten about to catch you up to speed with what's up in Faerie up until SILVER AND LEAD.
Here are some memes I had cooked up and had forgotten about to catch you up to speed with what's up in Faerie up until SILVER AND LEAD.
Плейлистите ми рядко ме изненадват, но понякога… понякога…
Anyway, “Автомонтьор” на Азис е класика, която заслужавате да си пуснете днес. 😃
Anyway, “Автомонтьор” на Азис е класика, която заслужавате да си пуснете днес. 😃
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Плейлистите ми рядко ме изненадват, но понякога… понякога…
Anyway, “Автомонтьор” на Азис е класика, която заслужавате да си пуснете днес. 😃
Anyway, “Автомонтьор” на Азис е класика, която заслужавате да си пуснете днес. 😃
Do not turn yourself into a sad zoo animal – Мисли от пещерата
zmeyche.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by Змей
I was joking the other day that I would read even an instruction manual if it was written by Seanan McGuire, and here I am, reading an instruction manual written by @seananmcguire.bsky.social and 21 other evil geniuses…
Also, this is your reminder to support your local library.
Also, this is your reminder to support your local library.
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I was joking the other day that I would read even an instruction manual if it was written by Seanan McGuire, and here I am, reading an instruction manual written by @seananmcguire.bsky.social and 21 other evil geniuses…
Also, this is your reminder to support your local library.
Also, this is your reminder to support your local library.
CATBUS!!
“You fool! That wasn’t even my final form!”
*health bar recharges*
*health bar recharges*
August 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
CATBUS!!
Finding ways to survive in the political, genocidal, fascist and eugenics-inspired hell we're currently living in is getting harder and harder, friends...
So, find whatever brings you joy and hold on to it however you can.
So, find whatever brings you joy and hold on to it however you can.
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Finding ways to survive in the political, genocidal, fascist and eugenics-inspired hell we're currently living in is getting harder and harder, friends...
So, find whatever brings you joy and hold on to it however you can.
So, find whatever brings you joy and hold on to it however you can.
happy Sunday, I am back on my bullshit
🏡 a new place means a new oven
⏲️ a new oven means a test bake
🥐 a test bake means croissants or biscuits
/ 🍪 biscuits are the best way to judge the temperature distribution in an oven, but I felt like making laminated dough, and no one was here to stop me /
🏡 a new place means a new oven
⏲️ a new oven means a test bake
🥐 a test bake means croissants or biscuits
/ 🍪 biscuits are the best way to judge the temperature distribution in an oven, but I felt like making laminated dough, and no one was here to stop me /
August 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
happy Sunday, I am back on my bullshit
🏡 a new place means a new oven
⏲️ a new oven means a test bake
🥐 a test bake means croissants or biscuits
/ 🍪 biscuits are the best way to judge the temperature distribution in an oven, but I felt like making laminated dough, and no one was here to stop me /
🏡 a new place means a new oven
⏲️ a new oven means a test bake
🥐 a test bake means croissants or biscuits
/ 🍪 biscuits are the best way to judge the temperature distribution in an oven, but I felt like making laminated dough, and no one was here to stop me /
вижте, понякога човек просто трябва да си пусне "пуканки за душата" плейлиста, съдържащ хитове като
> "Напрао ги убивам" на Гери-Никол и Килата
> "Видимо доволни" на Криско и Мария Илиева
> "Момиче като мен" на Гери-Никол
> "Напрао ги убивам" на Гери-Никол и Килата
> "Видимо доволни" на Криско и Мария Илиева
> "Момиче като мен" на Гери-Никол
August 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
вижте, понякога човек просто трябва да си пусне "пуканки за душата" плейлиста, съдържащ хитове като
> "Напрао ги убивам" на Гери-Никол и Килата
> "Видимо доволни" на Криско и Мария Илиева
> "Момиче като мен" на Гери-Никол
> "Напрао ги убивам" на Гери-Никол и Килата
> "Видимо доволни" на Криско и Мария Илиева
> "Момиче като мен" на Гери-Никол