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Zodda
@zodda.bsky.social
Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him
The thugs in the streets. The guards at the camps. The suits in the offices. Every last person working for ICE must be held to account no matter how long it takes it or how much it costs.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"To help us investigate your claim of identity theft, please provide the information we would need to commit identity theft. It's cool, bro!"
February 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
How's white American enjoying the halftime show?
a man wearing headphones and a lsu shirt is watching a football game
Alt: Brian Kelly on the LSU sideline screaming in undirected fury
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The Dunkin' ad maybe would have worked if it Matt Damon showed up at the end instead of Tom Brady.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Is that Patton Oswalt in the Bosch commercial or does Guy Fieri look and sound like Patton Oswalt if you CGI the beard off and get him to calm the fuck down?
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Motherfucker what the fuck is that?! FUCK!
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Did it look to anyone else like that last bomber got lost on the way to the Super Bowl and was trying to catch up to the rest of the flyover?
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
How will NBC manipulate the crowd noise if It Happens during the Super Bowl?
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Book 5: Babel by R.F. Kuang. I feel like I would have enjoyed this book more if I didn't recognize all the characters from Bluesky. Cool premise and story undermined by the aforementioned characters and a lack of trust in the reader.
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I suppose this year it's especially appropriate for Ralph Lauren to dress the US Olympic team like assholes.
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'm probably not the first to point this out, but it's even worse if the president is a racist dementia case AND some random staffer can make public statements on an official channel.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So who, specifically, is making money at our expense each time there's an AI stock slump shortly followed by a big rally on no news besides the original slump?
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"These days, everything is competing for your eyeballs. Mobile devices, televisions, and the day to day terrors that consume our brains when we aren't looking at the first two."

Dr. Honeydew is going hard on the Muppet Show reboot.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
So we're done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing anymore?
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Weird how many different leaders in different industries can't remember the creepy personal emails they exchanged with Epstein.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
God dammit! Moira Rose gifs are so funny it didn't even occur to me everyone was posting them for a sad reason. Of course everyone's posting Moira Rose gifs. We should be doing that every Friday afternoon!

RIP to the great Catherine O'Hara.
a woman is sitting on a couch with #schittscreek written on the bottom
Alt: Moira Rose, played by Catherine O'Hara, reacting "Oh dear God, no!" to some unspecified twist of fate as only she can.
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Who the fuck do they think they can scam money out of by pretending to be Ted Cruz?!
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Very astute of Tesla to shift its focus from cars to perhaps the only emerging technology consumers want less than AI.
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Even with the cheating and lack of post-Brady success, Belichick clearly deserved to get in the HoF, which is why it's so funny that he didn't.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The only thing I want to hear from Democratic candidates is how they will ensure every person associated with ICE faces consequences. Amend the Constitution to allow a special bill of attainder, fine. Extrajudicial military detention, also okay. Whatever it takes.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm pretty sure the bus thread is a real thing and I'm just too dumb to find it? But I can't shake the feeling it's like the Noodle Incident.
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Who the fuck cares what Renee Good's former father-in-law thinks? Did CNN literally contact anyone connected to her until they found an ICE-favorable quote? (He asked rhetorically.)
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This statement is so obviously correct that I feel l insane trying to explain it. Of course the armed agent of the state should be held to a higher standard. What other approach makes sense unless you think anyone confronted by a cop must be a criminal?
If our authorities exist for the protection of the people, then the laws should exist for the protection of the people, not the protection of authorities. If the law exists for the protection of authorities, then the authorities do not exist for the protection of the people.
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I love how even AI commercials can't make AI look useful.

Narrator: With Intuit AI agents to help you make sense of things!
AI agent: Income's up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
America isn't just ruled by fascists, thieves, and thugs. It's ruled by heretics. I respect that that isn't a meaningful distinction to everyone. But it matters to some of us and it hurts very much.
Vice President JD Vance’s comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith.

His Catholicism seems to be little more than a political prop, a tool only for his career ambitions and desire for power.

My latest for NCR.
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM