Zodda
@zodda.bsky.social
Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him
Who the fuck do they think they can scam money out of by pretending to be Ted Cruz?!
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Who the fuck do they think they can scam money out of by pretending to be Ted Cruz?!
Who the fuck cares what Renee Good's former father-in-law thinks? Did CNN literally contact anyone connected to her until they found an ICE-favorable quote? (He asked rhetorically.)
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Who the fuck cares what Renee Good's former father-in-law thinks? Did CNN literally contact anyone connected to her until they found an ICE-favorable quote? (He asked rhetorically.)
THERE! ARE! FOUR! CROSSES!
January 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
THERE! ARE! FOUR! CROSSES!
I think they mean 14 words? Also, I'm positive I'm getting these right wing scam texts because Fetterman shared his contact list with McCormick.
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I think they mean 14 words? Also, I'm positive I'm getting these right wing scam texts because Fetterman shared his contact list with McCormick.
Hearing Jake Paul got beat up isn't quite like hearing we got bin Laden, but it's in the neighborhood.
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hearing Jake Paul got beat up isn't quite like hearing we got bin Laden, but it's in the neighborhood.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
As a lifelong Catholic, I've gotten pretty accustomed to responding to church news with a simultaneous "Fuck yeah!" and "Fuck you!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
As a lifelong Catholic, I've gotten pretty accustomed to responding to church news with a simultaneous "Fuck yeah!" and "Fuck you!"
There must have been some guy walking down the street in Rome who saw some seemingly innocuous thing and realized this whole empire deal might not work out. I feel like that guy today.
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There must have been some guy walking down the street in Rome who saw some seemingly innocuous thing and realized this whole empire deal might not work out. I feel like that guy today.
So, it's come to this. Explaining to my 12-year-old that she has to speedrun her Gravity Falls rewatch because Jimmy Kimmel was silenced.
September 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So, it's come to this. Explaining to my 12-year-old that she has to speedrun her Gravity Falls rewatch because Jimmy Kimmel was silenced.
Even the mini is all "Bluesky is an echo chamber 🤡." I guess everyone has their orders.
July 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Even the mini is all "Bluesky is an echo chamber 🤡." I guess everyone has their orders.
2025 is trending on BlueSky!
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
2025 is trending on BlueSky!
Jess knew about the turtle somehow, so you ought to as well.
June 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Jess knew about the turtle somehow, so you ought to as well.
Ah, I get it. Fetterman didn't want to make things awkward while he's out helping McCormick shill his shitty book. Link below if you're around Pittsburgh and would like to show up.
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-power-...
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-power-...
March 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ah, I get it. Fetterman didn't want to make things awkward while he's out helping McCormick shill his shitty book. Link below if you're around Pittsburgh and would like to show up.
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-power-...
www.eventbrite.com/e/the-power-...
I hate that it's even possible for this sentence to exist.
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I hate that it's even possible for this sentence to exist.
Oh 2016, you sweet summer child. Twitter gets worse.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Oh 2016, you sweet summer child. Twitter gets worse.
Clearly the NYT doesn't have any parents on the team that compiles the word list.
December 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Clearly the NYT doesn't have any parents on the team that compiles the word list.
These Chanel commercials make me wonder why they had a Skarsgård try to play The Crow when Timothée Chalamet exists.
November 24, 2024 at 11:25 PM
These Chanel commercials make me wonder why they had a Skarsgård try to play The Crow when Timothée Chalamet exists.
"The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you."
November 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
"The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you."
Holy crap read the room, Jeff!
November 2, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Holy crap read the room, Jeff!
Most Catholics wouldn't even see the reference. Only the weirdos kneel and receive Communion on the tongue.
October 15, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Most Catholics wouldn't even see the reference. Only the weirdos kneel and receive Communion on the tongue.
It's your fucking JOB to inform voters on why they should care!
One candidate attempted a coup and the other didn't! If 4 in 10 voters think the economy is a bigger issue, you're not doing your job!
One candidate attempted a coup and the other didn't! If 4 in 10 voters think the economy is a bigger issue, you're not doing your job!
October 4, 2024 at 11:43 AM
It's your fucking JOB to inform voters on why they should care!
One candidate attempted a coup and the other didn't! If 4 in 10 voters think the economy is a bigger issue, you're not doing your job!
One candidate attempted a coup and the other didn't! If 4 in 10 voters think the economy is a bigger issue, you're not doing your job!
I wouldn't have thought I got in that early.
September 17, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I wouldn't have thought I got in that early.
You're a PhD and you drove on the freshly manicured grass to park between a picnic table and a bike rack at your daughter's school!
June 10, 2024 at 12:20 AM
You're a PhD and you drove on the freshly manicured grass to park between a picnic table and a bike rack at your daughter's school!
Huh. Maybe Gemini knows bett ...
June 3, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Huh. Maybe Gemini knows bett ...