Zodda
@zodda.bsky.social
Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him
I need a polite way to remind a stranger that entropy is unbeaten and unbeatable. This dude at Panera will not stop talking about AI-powered immortality.
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I need a polite way to remind a stranger that entropy is unbeaten and unbeatable. This dude at Panera will not stop talking about AI-powered immortality.
Like the ballroom, the battleship is clearly another example of the president's people giving him an unplugged controller to play with while robbing taxpayers and it'd be nice if the media would cover it as such.
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Like the ballroom, the battleship is clearly another example of the president's people giving him an unplugged controller to play with while robbing taxpayers and it'd be nice if the media would cover it as such.
Why was I not informed that there's an audio version of LOTR narrated by Andy Serkis?!
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why was I not informed that there's an audio version of LOTR narrated by Andy Serkis?!
Hearing Jake Paul got beat up isn't quite like hearing we got bin Laden, but it's in the neighborhood.
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hearing Jake Paul got beat up isn't quite like hearing we got bin Laden, but it's in the neighborhood.
Pluribus episode eight: Is anyone on TV better than Rhea Seehorn at conveying emotion through mundane actions?
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pluribus episode eight: Is anyone on TV better than Rhea Seehorn at conveying emotion through mundane actions?
Jensen Huang is a cyberpunk-ass name and we shouldn't have to deal with that on top of all the shit with AI.
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Jensen Huang is a cyberpunk-ass name and we shouldn't have to deal with that on top of all the shit with AI.
Imagine being Puka Nacua and you're the best player on the NFL's most exciting offense and in line to sign for generational wealth and it's the day before the most important game of the season and you spend it doing a Nazi livestream.
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Imagine being Puka Nacua and you're the best player on the NFL's most exciting offense and in line to sign for generational wealth and it's the day before the most important game of the season and you spend it doing a Nazi livestream.
Pluribus episode seven. The Others don't seem to quite realize that they stole Manousos' car and killed his dog.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pluribus episode seven. The Others don't seem to quite realize that they stole Manousos' car and killed his dog.
Shouldn't OpenAI have to pay Disney for permission to use their IP to make snuff porn?
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Shouldn't OpenAI have to pay Disney for permission to use their IP to make snuff porn?
Frankly, college football and ESPN should be thanking Notre Dame for passing on a bowl. The resulting discourse is far more valuable to them than one more meaningless game.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Frankly, college football and ESPN should be thanking Notre Dame for passing on a bowl. The resulting discourse is far more valuable to them than one more meaningless game.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Pluribus episode 6. The secret is that there's no secret.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pluribus episode 6. The secret is that there's no secret.
I guarantee Pete Hegseth only knows fog of war as the map-dimming mechanic from StarCraft. He probably rage quit when he got zerg rushed.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I guarantee Pete Hegseth only knows fog of war as the map-dimming mechanic from StarCraft. He probably rage quit when he got zerg rushed.
Tech doofuses (doofi?) generally don't try to talk to me. If this product will ensure they never do, I say roll it out!
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tech doofuses (doofi?) generally don't try to talk to me. If this product will ensure they never do, I say roll it out!
I'd like to see Oklahoma girl try that shit at a Jesuit school.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'd like to see Oklahoma girl try that shit at a Jesuit school.
Pluribus episode five. You. Mother. Fuckers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pluribus episode five. You. Mother. Fuckers.
I appreciate what Mark Kelly is doing, but not to the point that I'm okay with him texting me for money from this many different numbers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I appreciate what Mark Kelly is doing, but not to the point that I'm okay with him texting me for money from this many different numbers.
I must once again object to knowing any of these fucking people exist!
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I must once again object to knowing any of these fucking people exist!
I didn't watch, but I'm hearing the rising tide of American fascism may get reversed because Zohran Mamdani is a chill hang?
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I didn't watch, but I'm hearing the rising tide of American fascism may get reversed because Zohran Mamdani is a chill hang?
I don't get why the company making a fuckton of money from the AI bubble reporting that they made a fuckton of money means there's no AI bubble. That's probably why I'm not a titan of Wall Street.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don't get why the company making a fuckton of money from the AI bubble reporting that they made a fuckton of money means there's no AI bubble. That's probably why I'm not a titan of Wall Street.
Pluribus episode three. One of my favorite things about Gilligan's writing has always been that he understands how dangerous it is to get everything you think you want. Holy shit has he found a unique way to explore that theme.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pluribus episode three. One of my favorite things about Gilligan's writing has always been that he understands how dangerous it is to get everything you think you want. Holy shit has he found a unique way to explore that theme.
The important thing to know about the NVIDIA earnings is that the president is a racist pedophile.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The important thing to know about the NVIDIA earnings is that the president is a racist pedophile.
Pluribus episode two. When I remember that I live in the US, it feels a lot more reasonable that these people are so quick to trust obviously untrustworthy people.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pluribus episode two. When I remember that I live in the US, it feels a lot more reasonable that these people are so quick to trust obviously untrustworthy people.
Will Bunch is mad, and put in the paper that he's mad. (Gift link) share.inquirer.com/KvOS84
Epstein’s emails are the end of America as they ruined it
If the evil banality of the world's most powerful people exposed in the Epstein emails doesn't cause a revolution, nothing will.
share.inquirer.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Will Bunch is mad, and put in the paper that he's mad. (Gift link) share.inquirer.com/KvOS84