Zoë Hannah
@zoehhannah.bsky.social
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writer/editor covering games, reviews, and opinion ✨ formerly games editor at polygon, deputy editor at hearst mags, and a buncha other stuff. DM or reply for email!
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This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!
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God forbid I spend 7 minutes writing aka one of the sickest things humans have ever figured out how to do
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You can pry my handwritten grocery list from my cold dead hands
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I just miss working at polygon
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HEHE TY maybe i'll wear it to a pocket show one of these days
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LOL bless, right back at you
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oh hi!! i'm just here as an ekko/pretty bitter fan <3 though feel free to dm me if you wanna chat!
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guys i finally watched 28 days later and it did not make me feel better about the world. wtf
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Batched espresso martini is a crime in itself
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My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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marcossgonsalez.bsky.social
Adelphi University’s English department is hiring an Assistant Professor in creative nonfiction.

I’m happy to answer any questions folks may have. Applications due Nov 14. Please share widely!
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Hiring Assistant Professor - Creative Writing, - Garden City, N.Y.
View job details and apply now
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You are indecisive! A line gathers behind you. The other patrons start heckling you to choose A, choose A! You
[a] choose A
[b] turn around and face your foes
[c] choose C and brace for impact
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You shove the chips in your backpack. The chip bag ruptures and tiny crumbs gather at the bottom. Your laptop becomes covered in Lay’s chip oil! You
[a] dump the entire backpack on the seat next to you
[b] suck up the crumbs with your mouth like a vacuum
[c] burst into tears
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nicolecarpenter.bsky.social
maxi boch told me about the sound design in baby steps!!
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The Overton window is more like an open air bungalow at this point fr
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jamellebouie.net
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
phillewis.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned.

Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
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GOOD ❤️ thx for playing
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Omg I did not intend to make this so personally triggering LOL
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LOL I would love to. It’s a fun writing exercise tbh
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Congrats! You successfully made it to your destination without throwing up or pooping your pants. You win Amtrak simulator ✨🚊
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All 3 of the Tums are pink flavor. You end up chatting with the stranger, a kindly retired librarian full of great book recommendations, until your stop. You exchange numbers and promise to keep in touch. You don’t, but it’s a sweet thought anyway. You go to bed that night with the warm fuzzies. 🥰
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HAHA KILL ME news is dead
phillewis.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned.

Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
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You have a tummy ache! You ask the train guy for a Tums and he says “I’m not your nurse.” A friendly stranger offers you a Tums. Do you
[a] take 3 Tums from the stranger
[b] say no and then performatively put hand sanitizer on
[c] do nothing