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zoe!
@zoeicles.bsky.social
she/they/it, 🐭
occasionally a TitMouse, frequently a BreastRat
oh you don't wanna inject with the vial that's been cored? i bet you don't eat your crusts either
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
starting a post-hardcore band called Nardwuar Allegations
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
my precious precious english girl just now: "what do they call GAA for ladies? Kabuki?"
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Quare Enix
January 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
dutch grindr
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
girl who says Now We're Suckin' Diesel when she blows a load
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
all the lads walking into the Saipan screening wearing some variant of Irish football team paraphernalia.... the straights finally have their own Rocky Horror
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
she sent me an arsenic-lined letter in the post about this a week ago saying i should "do better" and "check my privileges" and i will "rue the day"
A lot of irl friends have complained that when they log in, their timeline is just full of posts and reskeets from me. And what I have to say is: skill issue, do better, get absolutely rekt you fuckin' n00bs. You're in my arena now. You think this is a game? I came here to fuckin' *post*. Okay, Zoe?
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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reminder that it doesnt matter what criticisms you have of the government of venezuela right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
GETTING LAID OFF FROM MY FAILJOB
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
kissed a dozen girls at a Dutch New Years party and now even the groceries are slut shaming me
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
trad irish prog metal band called O'Tool
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
getting into complicated states of affairs lately. can anyone recommend some good situations
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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mouse support group mantra:
it gets cheddar
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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sorry for not posting very much lately im hanging out with incredibly attractive women
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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“Your donations will be going to help children around Ireland, like this brave little boy from Kilkenny who contacted us today”

#latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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anarchists and communists online vs irl
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
big fan of the description preview for this norm instagram reels account
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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if anyone else wants a `*.is.fckn.gay` handle and/or CNAME record, feel free to DM.

working on making this self-service in the near future.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
deciding to watch Boiling Point (2021) on an already very stressful day is maybe the worst thing I've done for my anxiety in years
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM