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TRE
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Will be infrequently funny here, just like everywhere else. Behold my apathy. MN Sports, Music, Humor, Whiskey, Animals, Charcuterie, Alchemy Not in that exact order
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
It is now Louvre2025

Unbreakable.
Come to the North, Polar Bear.
Pete Alonso opted out. The Polar Bear is free as a bird.
Some of the worst cinematography I've ever seen too.
Guy saw one gogoplata in the UFC and thought "I got this".
All we do is produce gold glove 1B
2025 AL Gold Glove Award winners:

P - Max Fried
C - Dillon Dingler
1B - Ty France
2B - Marcus Semien
3B - Maikel Garcia
SS - Bobby Witt Jr.
LF - Steven Kwan
CF - Ceddanne Rafaela
RF - Wilyer Abreu
UTIL - Mauricio Dubón
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the fact that enrique himself reposted it 🤣
Via con dios, mi amigo
C Christian Vázquez elected free agency.
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JJ McCarthy is really good at putting open guys in position to try and catch terrible passes
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Ahem. Let's see if this works ...

🎵The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down🎵
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Let me be clear... no person that i was not making breakfast for has ever cupped the tender area of my head on a national stage
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The people who told y’all to buy them guns cause one day the government might come after you can’t seem to find Chicago or Portland on the map
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Idk guys, you can yell about the coach all you want, I don't care who the coach is if this is what Rudy Gobert is now the team isn't gonna be very good
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🚨🦴🚨 BONE ZONE ALERT 🚨🦴🚨
Meet the new white guy
Same as the old white guy
Twins are hiring Derek Shelton as the new manager.

Shelton served as the Twins' bench coach under both Paul Molitor and Rocco Baldelli before leaving after the 2019 season to become the Pirates' manager.

Shelton had a 306-440 (.410) record during six seasons in Pittsburgh and was fired in mid-May.
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A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
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You know how a random tshirt or underwear thread will get rolled up and look like a spider?

Aw fuck sometimes it’s a spider