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TRE

@zombietre.bsky.social

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Will be infrequently funny here, just like everywhere else. Behold my apathy. MN Sports, Music, Humor, Whiskey, Animals, Charcuterie, Alchemy Not in that exact order

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 18m

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 21h

It is now Louvre2025

Unbreakable.

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 21h

Come to the North, Polar Bear.

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 21h

Pete Alonso opted out. The Polar Bear is free as a bird.

TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 1d

Some of the worst cinematography I've ever seen too.

TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 1d

Guy saw one gogoplata in the UFC and thought "I got this".

TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 1d

All we do is produce gold glove 1B

MLB Daily News ⚾️ @fantasymlbnews.bsky.social · 1d

2025 AL Gold Glove Award winners:

P - Max Fried
C - Dillon Dingler
1B - Ty France
2B - Marcus Semien
3B - Maikel Garcia
SS - Bobby Witt Jr.
LF - Steven Kwan
CF - Ceddanne Rafaela
RF - Wilyer Abreu
UTIL - Mauricio Dubón

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delightful freak ⚡️ @velociicoaster.bsky.social · 1d

the fact that enrique himself reposted it 🤣

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 1d

Via con dios, mi amigo

MLB Transaction Bot @transactionbot.bsky.social · 1d

C Christian Vázquez elected free agency.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 1d

JJ McCarthy is really good at putting open guys in position to try and catch terrible passes

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r/Timberwolves @rtimberwolves.bsky.social · 2d

awoo 3

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .

Alt: a man in a suit and plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of wine .

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 2d

a gingerbread man is laying on a baking sheet and says you 're a monster

Alt: a gingerbread man is laying on a baking sheet and says you 're a monster

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 2d

Bleach?

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Espy @esp1371.bsky.social · 2d

Ahem. Let's see if this works ...

🎵The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down🎵

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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Halloween!

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4d

Let me be clear... no person that i was not making breakfast for has ever cupped the tender area of my head on a national stage

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4d

I just wanna let every heavy legged person know nothing will be impossible for you today

a cartoon character with the word veed.io on the bottom right

ALT: a cartoon character with the word veed.io on the bottom right

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 6d

Rik Worth (@RikWorth) on twitter: "Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist. The name of the monster is Creature_Final_FlNAL (this one!)(3)"

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 5d

The people who told y’all to buy them guns cause one day the government might come after you can’t seem to find Chicago or Portland on the map

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Brandon Beck @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 5d

Idk guys, you can yell about the coach all you want, I don't care who the coach is if this is what Rudy Gobert is now the team isn't gonna be very good

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Brandon Beck @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 5d

🚨🦴🚨 BONE ZONE ALERT 🚨🦴🚨

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TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 5d

Dilly things!

TRE @zombietre.bsky.social · 5d

Meet the new white guy
Same as the old white guy

Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 5d

Twins are hiring Derek Shelton as the new manager.

Shelton served as the Twins' bench coach under both Paul Molitor and Rocco Baldelli before leaving after the 2019 season to become the Pirates' manager.

Shelton had a 306-440 (.410) record during six seasons in Pittsburgh and was fired in mid-May.

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🎃 @hilaryagro.com · 6d

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

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I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made.

“Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied.

Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

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KENNETH SCOTT @superactionfunboy.bsky.social · 6d

You know how a random tshirt or underwear thread will get rolled up and look like a spider?

Aw fuck sometimes it’s a spider

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