Espy
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Espy
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Lawyer, political nerd, #UglyDogs, a blue she/her in a very red state.
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Matt & Elton in their favorite spot: the couch.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Jamelle woke up and chose violence today. Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie and I'll die on that hill.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Tonight’s sunset.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The team is looking great ♥️
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Does Ben Smith know he's allowed to... just not respond to a quote tweet?

How did he THINK this was going to go?
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While I don't wish ill on Sen. Kelly and this whole thing is ridiculous, a part of me hopes Hegseth follows through. Recall Mark Kelly to active duty to court martial him for telling troops they don't have to follow illegal orders. That's the type of thing that breaks through to the masses.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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No way to massage this one from a PR perspective
NEWS: The New Orleans Saints have invited former Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker in for a tryout, league sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

Tucker, who served a 10-game suspension stemming from violations of the NFL’s personal conduct policy, was officially available as of Nov. 11.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Cops are great

🎁🔗: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
The Times identified 120+ instances in which guards were described as having punched, kicked or stomped on inmates, smashed their fingers in cell doors, held their legs apart and struck their genitals with batons, and even waterboarded them — all while they were handcuffed or otherwise restrained.
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Fall on the Snake River between Lewiston ID & Clarkston WA with the Swallows Nest Rock landmark. Photo credit to Brad Stinson photography. #Idaho #Washington #river #photography
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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IDK who needs to hear this, but protesting outside a synagogue because it's a synagogue is absolutely wrong, but protesting outside a synagogue because it's hosting an info session about how U.S. Jews can buy real estate in Palestinian territories is absolutely fine and good.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Remember: kicking to go up 6 is a great way to give opponent better field position and lose by 1.

Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Props to Mike Kafka for not kicking to go up 6. Regardless of how this game plays out, Kafka's strategy has been on all game
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And then Jameis did a Jameis and threw a pick. He's such a trip, but so entertaining.
Jameis stayed QB friendly, broke a tackle and with the finger roll! 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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i have never been less surprised by anything in my life. i am unsurprised. i am negative surprised.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs

CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism

www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wait ... Clyde Edwards-Helaire is still on the Chiefs roster?
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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new “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” just dropped
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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This is fu*king outrageous!

The federal government on Saturday dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines, giving children saline shots instead of the vaccine and selling faked vaccination cards.

apnews.com/article/utah...
Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM