Zsa Zsa G.D. Morté
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❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
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Pinned
I felt so bad! Woke babe up really early on his DAY OFF by SNORING IN HIS FACE! 😅 He got up, got dressed, then left to get coffee (instead of making it). I felt horrible and he was gone for a bit…then he came back and walked into the bedroom with an Easter basket filled with stuff.
This man. 🥰
This man. 🥰
Hell yeah. I love dogs.
This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hell yeah. I love dogs.
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He called ICE on a living nativity
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He called ICE on a living nativity
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‘Futz’ means “to fool around” or “to behave in a way that is not very serious.”
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
‘Futz’ means “to fool around” or “to behave in a way that is not very serious.”
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
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APPLE: welcome to the new macOS! :D
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
APPLE: welcome to the new macOS! :D
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
Is that Nubia?? She’s ignored so much! Hope it’s her.
Sorry to just drop in with a call to action BUT...
Today is the FOC (final order cutoff) to get preorders in for Wonder Woman No. 29!
Cover A by interior artist Jeff Spokes, who has drawn a stunning issue.
I hope you join us in this journey back to Themyscira 💛💙❤️
Today is the FOC (final order cutoff) to get preorders in for Wonder Woman No. 29!
Cover A by interior artist Jeff Spokes, who has drawn a stunning issue.
I hope you join us in this journey back to Themyscira 💛💙❤️
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Is that Nubia?? She’s ignored so much! Hope it’s her.
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anyway, I nominate "slop" to be the @merriam-webster.com word of the year
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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🩵🤍💙 Happy Hanukkah! 🩵🤍💙
Wishing you a bright and wonderful Festival of Lights!
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❄️ Winter Break ❄️
Shop’s annual Winter Break - Wednesday, December 24 through Saturday, January 3.
Shop operation and order fulfillment will resume Monday, January 5.
#HappyHanukkah #FestivalofLights
Wishing you a bright and wonderful Festival of Lights!
____
❄️ Winter Break ❄️
Shop’s annual Winter Break - Wednesday, December 24 through Saturday, January 3.
Shop operation and order fulfillment will resume Monday, January 5.
#HappyHanukkah #FestivalofLights
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🩵🤍💙 Happy Hanukkah! 🩵🤍💙
Wishing you a bright and wonderful Festival of Lights!
____
❄️ Winter Break ❄️
Shop’s annual Winter Break - Wednesday, December 24 through Saturday, January 3.
Shop operation and order fulfillment will resume Monday, January 5.
#HappyHanukkah #FestivalofLights
Wishing you a bright and wonderful Festival of Lights!
____
❄️ Winter Break ❄️
Shop’s annual Winter Break - Wednesday, December 24 through Saturday, January 3.
Shop operation and order fulfillment will resume Monday, January 5.
#HappyHanukkah #FestivalofLights
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
My first cell phone at 14 was an orange Nikon. And before my phone, my pager was teal.
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My first cell phone at 14 was an orange Nikon. And before my phone, my pager was teal.
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I can’t unsee this
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I can’t unsee this
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Inside the back cover of Limited Collectors Edition C-43 (1974) lurks this bit of comedy.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Inside the back cover of Limited Collectors Edition C-43 (1974) lurks this bit of comedy.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
![“Lord, please give me a sign on what I should do.”
The Lord:
[Photo: Light beams through kitchen window onto dishes in the kitchen sink]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rkfdji2cwadnogr3i6yl6q6w/bafkreicjuo4mfzj4y6zbcn4ubv3gs2trjfivni54mhjpvvqhqg4aovfi7u@jpeg)
Yeah…that was back when they let their artists be artists. Like, Ursula being inspired by Divine.
Oh, gay Disney was peak Disney.
Oh, gay Disney was peak Disney.
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yeah…that was back when they let their artists be artists. Like, Ursula being inspired by Divine.
Oh, gay Disney was peak Disney.
Oh, gay Disney was peak Disney.
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One of my absolute favorite jokes in Animaniacs
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
One of my absolute favorite jokes in Animaniacs
Graphic Designers been having a great decade. First, competing with designers from other countries like on Fiver who can low ball offers cause their cost of living in contrast.
Now folks are getting computers to make slop and thinking it looks great…
We’re going to live in a world of visual slop.
Now folks are getting computers to make slop and thinking it looks great…
We’re going to live in a world of visual slop.
My first job out of college was as a programmer.
Now it’s called called “coder.”
These jobs are being taken over by assh*le AI.
What is someone to do !
Now it’s called called “coder.”
These jobs are being taken over by assh*le AI.
What is someone to do !
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Graphic Designers been having a great decade. First, competing with designers from other countries like on Fiver who can low ball offers cause their cost of living in contrast.
Now folks are getting computers to make slop and thinking it looks great…
We’re going to live in a world of visual slop.
Now folks are getting computers to make slop and thinking it looks great…
We’re going to live in a world of visual slop.
Finally, football I would actual buy!
Look, I think they should at LEAST consider it! It’s so pretty. 😅
Look, I think they should at LEAST consider it! It’s so pretty. 😅
NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins
Midshipmen say the rainbow dolphins “perfectly capture the soul of Navy football.”
www.duffelblog.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Finally, football I would actual buy!
Look, I think they should at LEAST consider it! It’s so pretty. 😅
Look, I think they should at LEAST consider it! It’s so pretty. 😅
Finding TV’s Frank account (@frankconniff.bsky.social) during your nightly 3am insomnia sesh, while the 24hr MST3K Twitch stream plays in the background is really what life’s all about!
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Finding TV’s Frank account (@frankconniff.bsky.social) during your nightly 3am insomnia sesh, while the 24hr MST3K Twitch stream plays in the background is really what life’s all about!
We would make them so comfy! It was like a mobile sleepover!
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We would make them so comfy! It was like a mobile sleepover!
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Friday. 😃
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Friday. 😃
Okay. This one I’m pretty proud of.
Sammy and Alka-Seltzer are really doing all of the work!
Sammy and Alka-Seltzer are really doing all of the work!
☃️HOLIDAY SALE☃️ December 15 - 25
Buy One Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart Items at GDMortes.com
Buy One Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart Items at GDMortes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Okay. This one I’m pretty proud of.
Sammy and Alka-Seltzer are really doing all of the work!
Sammy and Alka-Seltzer are really doing all of the work!