Zsa Zsa G.D. Morté
@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
𝖡𝗎𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
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❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks
❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
Pinned
I felt so bad! Woke babe up really early on his DAY OFF by SNORING IN HIS FACE! 😅 He got up, got dressed, then left to get coffee (instead of making it). I felt horrible and he was gone for a bit…then he came back and walked into the bedroom with an Easter basket filled with stuff.
This man. 🥰
This man. 🥰
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Thank you, Kylie. We needed this!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thank you, Kylie. We needed this!!!!
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Me a gay woman watching a burlesque: yay that's nice
Boozy 50 yo straight woman in front row:
Boozy 50 yo straight woman in front row:
a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga .
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December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me a gay woman watching a burlesque: yay that's nice
Boozy 50 yo straight woman in front row:
Boozy 50 yo straight woman in front row:
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December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Disney recently announced...
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Disney recently announced...
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…I think the answer is “yes”.
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
…I think the answer is “yes”.
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🎄🌟HOLIDAY SALE BOGO! 🌟🎄
Buy one, Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart items.
Promo Code: HLY25
Ends Dec 25
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Buy one, Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart items.
Promo Code: HLY25
Ends Dec 25
#pinupstyle #retrostyle #pinupfashion #gdmortes #Splendette #KitschyDelish #MagnifiqueHeart
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
🎄🌟HOLIDAY SALE BOGO! 🌟🎄
Buy one, Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart items.
Promo Code: HLY25
Ends Dec 25
#pinupstyle #retrostyle #pinupfashion #gdmortes #Splendette #KitschyDelish #MagnifiqueHeart
Buy one, Get One 25% OFF on all Splendette, Kitschy Delish & Magnifique Heart items.
Promo Code: HLY25
Ends Dec 25
#pinupstyle #retrostyle #pinupfashion #gdmortes #Splendette #KitschyDelish #MagnifiqueHeart
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Baby this is my kind of hooting and hollering!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Baby this is my kind of hooting and hollering!!!
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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“Tahnk you for reaching put! I will be OOOO four the holiday brake and look forward too connection when I return!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Tahnk you for reaching put! I will be OOOO four the holiday brake and look forward too connection when I return!”
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Black American:
Don’t be dipping in my Kool-Aid
…if you don’t know the flavor!
Don’t be dipping in my Kool-Aid
…if you don’t know the flavor!
A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one…
A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Black American:
Don’t be dipping in my Kool-Aid
…if you don’t know the flavor!
Don’t be dipping in my Kool-Aid
…if you don’t know the flavor!
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I love your art actually
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I love your art actually
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Finally found my gift for the office Christmas party.
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Finally found my gift for the office Christmas party.
Hell yeah. I love dogs.
This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hell yeah. I love dogs.
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He called ICE on a living nativity
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He called ICE on a living nativity
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‘Futz’ means “to fool around” or “to behave in a way that is not very serious.”
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
‘Futz’ means “to fool around” or “to behave in a way that is not very serious.”
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.”
Excuse us.
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APPLE: welcome to the new macOS! :D
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
APPLE: welcome to the new macOS! :D
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
ME: okay cool what's different
APPLE: everything has rounded corners now! :D
ME: uh, okay
APPLE: and AI everything! :D
ME: ugh no thanks
APPLE: h-have you seen the lovely rounded corners
Is that Nubia?? She’s ignored so much! Hope it’s her.
Sorry to just drop in with a call to action BUT...
Today is the FOC (final order cutoff) to get preorders in for Wonder Woman No. 29!
Cover A by interior artist Jeff Spokes, who has drawn a stunning issue.
I hope you join us in this journey back to Themyscira 💛💙❤️
Today is the FOC (final order cutoff) to get preorders in for Wonder Woman No. 29!
Cover A by interior artist Jeff Spokes, who has drawn a stunning issue.
I hope you join us in this journey back to Themyscira 💛💙❤️
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Is that Nubia?? She’s ignored so much! Hope it’s her.
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anyway, I nominate "slop" to be the @merriam-webster.com word of the year
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.