Jay Zedbee
@jayzedbee.bsky.social
The posts dont go up when they are ready. They go up because I am having a mental breakdown
Yeah
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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What does this even mean lmao
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
What does this even mean lmao
Take the hit and just move away from ever trusting America again tbh
Trump's latest tantrum is a sign he knows he can't actually invade Greenland - as he doesn't have support from the Senate or the military.
Obviously Europe can't trade Greenland away so they'll have to try and mollify him some other way or take the hit.
Obviously Europe can't trade Greenland away so they'll have to try and mollify him some other way or take the hit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Take the hit and just move away from ever trusting America again tbh
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This man has been more effective at dismantling the organs of US hegemony than any anti-imperialist for the last century
Trump says he’s adding a 10% tariff to all the countries that sent troops to defend Greenland against an American invasion, increasing to 25% in June if he’s not allowed to buy Greenland.
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This man has been more effective at dismantling the organs of US hegemony than any anti-imperialist for the last century
I think there's a legitimate social identity of despair in social media where you basically need to constantly perform (already existing but in a lesser form) despair in order to reaffirm yourself as part of the group
half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I think there's a legitimate social identity of despair in social media where you basically need to constantly perform (already existing but in a lesser form) despair in order to reaffirm yourself as part of the group
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half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.
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"this is not who we are" is 90% of the time a normative statement of aspiration, it's not an empirical claim of "these events have never taken place in this country before". one of the most obnoxious genres of "actually..." is reacting like it's the latter when it's clearly the former.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"this is not who we are" is 90% of the time a normative statement of aspiration, it's not an empirical claim of "these events have never taken place in this country before". one of the most obnoxious genres of "actually..." is reacting like it's the latter when it's clearly the former.
Jenny Nicholson style 3 hour video explaining why Jurassic Park failed
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Jenny Nicholson style 3 hour video explaining why Jurassic Park failed
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At risk of sounding like a blairite I think UK politicians too often want the results of French and German politics without the trade offs (e.g higher tax, more contributions for healthcare, a more rigid labour market)
If they care about illegal working they should ban deliveroo
If they care about illegal working they should ban deliveroo
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
At risk of sounding like a blairite I think UK politicians too often want the results of French and German politics without the trade offs (e.g higher tax, more contributions for healthcare, a more rigid labour market)
If they care about illegal working they should ban deliveroo
If they care about illegal working they should ban deliveroo
I know I talk about this all the time but them tacking on immigration as a problem for the id cards solution when most legal immigrants have digital id already was such a incredible statement of "The pm has absolutely no plan"
"[The state] needs to feel more like your banking or shopping app. It’s in your hand. It’s easy to do.”
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
Labour’s digital ID ‘will cut red tape and make modern life easier’
Darren Jones, chief secretary to the prime minister, says the voluntary app is a crucial step towards making the state fit for the 21st century
www.thetimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I know I talk about this all the time but them tacking on immigration as a problem for the id cards solution when most legal immigrants have digital id already was such a incredible statement of "The pm has absolutely no plan"
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I am going to be honest that if you aren’t sure whether or not it would be good if the fascists kill a prominent anti-fascist activist with whom you have developed an inscrutable parasocial antagonism, I really doubt the sincerity of your commitment to leftism or anti-fascism
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I am going to be honest that if you aren’t sure whether or not it would be good if the fascists kill a prominent anti-fascist activist with whom you have developed an inscrutable parasocial antagonism, I really doubt the sincerity of your commitment to leftism or anti-fascism
Every so often I am reminded of Joyce Carol Oates drag of Elon musk and I am just MORTIFIED
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Every so often I am reminded of Joyce Carol Oates drag of Elon musk and I am just MORTIFIED
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You can say what you want about Robert Jenrick
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
You can say what you want about Robert Jenrick
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I know most Americans aren’t like this (perceptions of the UK as a whole are very positive) but unfortunately all the ones that are like this are on Blue Sky Dot Com.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I know most Americans aren’t like this (perceptions of the UK as a whole are very positive) but unfortunately all the ones that are like this are on Blue Sky Dot Com.
The fact he hates the wokeness is sort crazy because that photo looks so bad
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The fact he hates the wokeness is sort crazy because that photo looks so bad
I genuinely read this as in a small sweaty cock and was baffled
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I genuinely read this as in a small sweaty cock and was baffled
The uk economy is so weak that everything matters. When you deny yourself a little treat, a night out, a impulse buy, that's the difference between a happy chancellor and one that cant afford her bobs maintenance anymore. Rachel reeves crying at work is YOUR FAULT 🫵
every month features a headline saying "Boost/Blow to Rachel Reeves as GDP SURGES/COLLAPSES 0.1%" and then you read on and it's entirely dependent on whether Jaguar Land Rover have managed to turn on their computers
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The uk economy is so weak that everything matters. When you deny yourself a little treat, a night out, a impulse buy, that's the difference between a happy chancellor and one that cant afford her bobs maintenance anymore. Rachel reeves crying at work is YOUR FAULT 🫵
I genuinely think this is an universal thing literally nobody loves their country as much as a person who heard an American express a mildly negative opinion about it
UK blueskier 90% of the time: It's cold and it's mean spirited and I don't like it here anymore.
Uk Blueskier when an american lib UK posts:
🎵 Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Uk Blueskier when an american lib UK posts:
🎵 Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I genuinely think this is an universal thing literally nobody loves their country as much as a person who heard an American express a mildly negative opinion about it
I like how breath of the wild establishes that link can't remember zelda because it explains why I, the player, decided to help a guy find 10 crickets on my way instead of going to save my sworn love from eternal darkness
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I like how breath of the wild establishes that link can't remember zelda because it explains why I, the player, decided to help a guy find 10 crickets on my way instead of going to save my sworn love from eternal darkness
Everything about the tories is mummy everything about labour is daddy
Its never stops being funny just how into being dominated by bossy women the Tory Party is. Not just the frontbenchers or wider parliamentary party, but deep into the activist base and general mass of voters.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Everything about the tories is mummy everything about labour is daddy
This is real this is me
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
This is real this is me
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The next Robert Jenrick defection will happen on Monday 19 January (pm) and no stories in the gutter press will convince me otherwise.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The next Robert Jenrick defection will happen on Monday 19 January (pm) and no stories in the gutter press will convince me otherwise.
If we play this right we get more lib dems than tories or reform as oppo
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
If we play this right we get more lib dems than tories or reform as oppo
Nigel farage I never expected anything from you but please for Britain just say you don't accept Robert jenricks defection it will be so funny
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Nigel farage I never expected anything from you but please for Britain just say you don't accept Robert jenricks defection it will be so funny