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Jay Zedbee
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The posts dont go up when they are ready. They go up because I am having a mental breakdown
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"this is not who we are" is 90% of the time a normative statement of aspiration, it's not an empirical claim of "these events have never taken place in this country before". one of the most obnoxious genres of "actually..." is reacting like it's the latter when it's clearly the former.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Jenny Nicholson style 3 hour video explaining why Jurassic Park failed
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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At risk of sounding like a blairite I think UK politicians too often want the results of French and German politics without the trade offs (e.g higher tax, more contributions for healthcare, a more rigid labour market)

If they care about illegal working they should ban deliveroo
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I know I talk about this all the time but them tacking on immigration as a problem for the id cards solution when most legal immigrants have digital id already was such a incredible statement of "The pm has absolutely no plan"
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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I am going to be honest that if you aren’t sure whether or not it would be good if the fascists kill a prominent anti-fascist activist with whom you have developed an inscrutable parasocial antagonism, I really doubt the sincerity of your commitment to leftism or anti-fascism
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Foda-se
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Every so often I am reminded of Joyce Carol Oates drag of Elon musk and I am just MORTIFIED
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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You can say what you want about Robert Jenrick
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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I know most Americans aren’t like this (perceptions of the UK as a whole are very positive) but unfortunately all the ones that are like this are on Blue Sky Dot Com.
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The fact he hates the wokeness is sort crazy because that photo looks so bad
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I genuinely read this as in a small sweaty cock and was baffled
This is truly awful prose
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The uk economy is so weak that everything matters. When you deny yourself a little treat, a night out, a impulse buy, that's the difference between a happy chancellor and one that cant afford her bobs maintenance anymore. Rachel reeves crying at work is YOUR FAULT 🫵
every month features a headline saying "Boost/Blow to Rachel Reeves as GDP SURGES/COLLAPSES 0.1%" and then you read on and it's entirely dependent on whether Jaguar Land Rover have managed to turn on their computers
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I genuinely think this is an universal thing literally nobody loves their country as much as a person who heard an American express a mildly negative opinion about it
UK blueskier 90% of the time: It's cold and it's mean spirited and I don't like it here anymore.

Uk Blueskier when an american lib UK posts:
🎵 Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I like how breath of the wild establishes that link can't remember zelda because it explains why I, the player, decided to help a guy find 10 crickets on my way instead of going to save my sworn love from eternal darkness
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Everything about the tories is mummy everything about labour is daddy
Its never stops being funny just how into being dominated by bossy women the Tory Party is. Not just the frontbenchers or wider parliamentary party, but deep into the activist base and general mass of voters.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This is real this is me
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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The next Robert Jenrick defection will happen on Monday 19 January (pm) and no stories in the gutter press will convince me otherwise.
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM
If we play this right we get more lib dems than tories or reform as oppo
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Nigel farage I never expected anything from you but please for Britain just say you don't accept Robert jenricks defection it will be so funny
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Robert Jenrick be like:
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Kemi Badenoch (15 Jan 2026)

sick of the snakes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 tryna come between my and my party. You mean nothin to me 💅 I'll PM you hun
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
That third paragraph is gonna turn me into a keminascence truther
Can’t believe I have *one* day off and I miss this.
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Looks like the keminascence is back on the menu boys
BREAKING Kemi Badenoch has sacked Robert Jenrick from the shadow cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership.

She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The thing is that Musk loses way more fights than wins. You just have to choose to fight him
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
January 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM