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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈

@gayerthanthou.bsky.social

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Gayer than the average bear. Always looking for innundo. Luckily, the papers are full of it. #TCMParty #IfIHadADime

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · Sep 16

Huh. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #732,032!

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

hell yeah

Cover of the classic children's book Frog And Toad Are Friends.

Drawing of Toad, a brown toad, sitting on a bench, dressed in a green jacket and slacks. He is reading a book to his friend Frog, a green frog dressed in a brown jacket and slacks. They are surrounded by green plants and mushrooms. There is a silver Caldecott Medal in the corner.

Text has been altered from original. It reads
Fiftieth Anniversary
Frog and Toad Are Antifa
by Arnold Lobel

Commemorative Edition

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1h

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 2h

#IfIHadADime

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 4h

a woman in a red sweater is saying maybe while sitting at a table .

ALT: a woman in a red sweater is saying maybe while sitting at a table .

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 8h

I would really like to see Gypsy, but make it this story.

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BMovieManiacs @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social · 11h

Link for tonight's feature presentation. I'm out of town, but you're in the capable hands of Cosmos Mariner. @Willy1733

Incredibly Strange Creatures, etc.
#BMovieManiacs

youtu.be/brvmKKLvzl0?...

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living & Became Mixed-up Zombies | Full Classic 60s RC

YouTube video by Retro Central

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 10h

(Actually, olive cream cheese on poppy, but no one seems to make olive cream cheese anymore. Or maybe ever: the only place I ever found it was at this bagel place in the Meatpacking District that I think was a money-laundering operation because I was always the only person in there.)

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 10h

Lox schmear on poppy.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 10h

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11h

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 14h

Someone at Party City about to get the most important phone call of their life.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 17h

Make multiple copies of this, let them dry gently, grind them up very fine, dissolve the powder in a mild sugar solution, and inject all of it into my veins.

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 17h

So you're telling me I have a chance

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 18h

The fruit or the bird? Because I was thinking of changing my profile pic and I don’t want to get it wrong.

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jondmaas.bsky.social @jondmaas.bsky.social · 19h

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 20h

🏆 You win.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter’s Madam Satan

David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

🎃Boo-rendan Agnew🏳️‍🌈 @blcagnew.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

Store-bought egg nog? Cannot get enough of it.

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

Cooking content has been goddess-sent these past several years.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

The brain-foreskin connection is not sufficiently well researched. If only there were a cadre of volunteers willing to research it in depth.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

If it's the list I think it is, I was at 5 that I haven't done and I'm OK with not having done those five.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

For being the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa, I assume.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

But could it possibly be as good? When have we ever had two movies in a series that are both considered masterpieces?

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

"I told you this would happen. The giant bulletproof seagulls are really aggressive in this park."

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

The first movie, it turns out, was all Pam's dream.

Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 1d

Please refresh my memory on the things he actually did to plan this.