Zython
@zython.bsky.social
He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap.
Youtube ad: "If you've tried oral antidepressants, and they haven't worked..."
Me: "What, do you have a suppository?"
Me: "What, do you have a suppository?"
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Youtube ad: "If you've tried oral antidepressants, and they haven't worked..."
Me: "What, do you have a suppository?"
Me: "What, do you have a suppository?"
Blasphemous 2 feels like it was put together backwards. Probably the first Metroidvania I played that becomes less open-ended as you play.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Blasphemous 2 feels like it was put together backwards. Probably the first Metroidvania I played that becomes less open-ended as you play.
Ok, but would it suck off every Jewish person on the planet to save Elon Musk?
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ok, but would it suck off every Jewish person on the planet to save Elon Musk?
I'm just sitting here wondering how this would be treated if the essay was about how blood libel was real and submitted to a Jewish professor.
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm just sitting here wondering how this would be treated if the essay was about how blood libel was real and submitted to a Jewish professor.
The worst part about Predator Badlands is that it didn’t come out 20 years ago, because the PS2 tie-in game would have been fire.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The worst part about Predator Badlands is that it didn’t come out 20 years ago, because the PS2 tie-in game would have been fire.
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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I still think this story should be adapted as a Metroidvania.
I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I still think this story should be adapted as a Metroidvania.
It’s so…
Ass
Ass
Serebii Update: Pokémon GO Tour Kalos has been announced
Adds Shiny Diancie into the game
Live event February 20th - 22nd and Global Feb 28th - March 1st
Details being added @ www.serebii.net
Adds Shiny Diancie into the game
Live event February 20th - 22nd and Global Feb 28th - March 1st
Details being added @ www.serebii.net
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s so…
Ass
Ass
Garp after his son told him he hates him and everything he stands for.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Garp after his son told him he hates him and everything he stands for.
On an airplane.
Right at take off.
From Madrid.
To Chicago.
Right at take off.
From Madrid.
To Chicago.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
On an airplane.
Right at take off.
From Madrid.
To Chicago.
Right at take off.
From Madrid.
To Chicago.
Pokemon Legends: Missingno
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Pokemon Legends: Missingno
The people on The Bad Site insisting elves are white is doing wonders for my theory that white people think they’re descendant from elves in Santa’s workshop.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The people on The Bad Site insisting elves are white is doing wonders for my theory that white people think they’re descendant from elves in Santa’s workshop.
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Oh yeah. Thats the fucking stuff right there.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh yeah. Thats the fucking stuff right there.
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WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS SHIRT AND BLAZER WITH JEANS?! Either go full business casual or don't.
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS SHIRT AND BLAZER WITH JEANS?! Either go full business casual or don't.
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You think Musk’s rosebud is a Rubik’s cube he peeled the stickers off because he couldn’t solve it?
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You think Musk’s rosebud is a Rubik’s cube he peeled the stickers off because he couldn’t solve it?
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I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could stand to lose 20 pounds, but it is so much easier to sit and keep it.
Guys. Schumer is doing this to punish us for not voting for Cuomo. Thats what this is about.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Guys. Schumer is doing this to punish us for not voting for Cuomo. Thats what this is about.
It still amazes me how sex pests keep selling themselves as people who care about public safety. Real foxes guarding the hen house type shit.
Q: What's your favorite subway stop to stop-and-frisk?
A: All of them! ... When you're on the train with that beautiful outfit you have on—
Q: Oh, ty
A: —and all of a sudden you see someone hanging out, and they have a bulge on their side ...
Q: What are you saying rn?
A: What are you FEELING rn?
A: All of them! ... When you're on the train with that beautiful outfit you have on—
Q: Oh, ty
A: —and all of a sudden you see someone hanging out, and they have a bulge on their side ...
Q: What are you saying rn?
A: What are you FEELING rn?
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It still amazes me how sex pests keep selling themselves as people who care about public safety. Real foxes guarding the hen house type shit.
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
It's Aisha!
...
Aisha Clan-Clan!
...
of the Ctarl-Ctarl.
Oooooohhhhh!
...
Aisha Clan-Clan!
...
of the Ctarl-Ctarl.
Oooooohhhhh!
#Nekovember day 1: Classic!
Ain't no more classic catgirl I can think of than Aisha Clan-Clan. You just say the word "catgirl" and most old school anime fans will immediately think of her, which works just fine for me, since Outlaw Star is one of my all-time faves.
Ain't no more classic catgirl I can think of than Aisha Clan-Clan. You just say the word "catgirl" and most old school anime fans will immediately think of her, which works just fine for me, since Outlaw Star is one of my all-time faves.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's Aisha!
...
Aisha Clan-Clan!
...
of the Ctarl-Ctarl.
Oooooohhhhh!
...
Aisha Clan-Clan!
...
of the Ctarl-Ctarl.
Oooooohhhhh!
Liberals believe the only legitimate violent actor is the state.
Conservatives believe the only legitimate action of the state is violence.
Conservatives believe the only legitimate action of the state is violence.
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Liberals believe the only legitimate violent actor is the state.
Conservatives believe the only legitimate action of the state is violence.
Conservatives believe the only legitimate action of the state is violence.