Abuelo Juan
@1angrygoldfish.bsky.social
Boomer adjacent. Lifelong career in the arts. I met Agent Smith, he was cool.
Why haven't we been abbreviating physical therapist with phys-thist? #missedopportunity
April 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why haven't we been abbreviating physical therapist with phys-thist? #missedopportunity
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
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This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.
February 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.
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Kendrick / Elon beef in 2025
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Kendrick / Elon beef in 2025
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They suck equally hard.
February 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They suck equally hard.
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The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
Dude today showin some true "my legs don't get cold" energy!
February 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dude today showin some true "my legs don't get cold" energy!
Woken up at 4am by NYPD ringing doorbell and pounding on front door... I live in Little Haiti in BK. Needless to say I opened the door with some trepidation...
My car alarm had been sounding for hours keeping my neighbors awake. I went from "this is the moment..." To "I'm the asshole" quick.
My car alarm had been sounding for hours keeping my neighbors awake. I went from "this is the moment..." To "I'm the asshole" quick.
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Woken up at 4am by NYPD ringing doorbell and pounding on front door... I live in Little Haiti in BK. Needless to say I opened the door with some trepidation...
My car alarm had been sounding for hours keeping my neighbors awake. I went from "this is the moment..." To "I'm the asshole" quick.
My car alarm had been sounding for hours keeping my neighbors awake. I went from "this is the moment..." To "I'm the asshole" quick.
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Thank you PETE BUTTIGIEG
NAILED IT 💯
NAILED IT 💯
January 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Thank you PETE BUTTIGIEG
NAILED IT 💯
NAILED IT 💯
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When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
January 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
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This was posted yesterday morning before the DCA crash. Prescient.
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This was posted yesterday morning before the DCA crash. Prescient.
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My cat: I am so grateful to you, when you found me in that dumpster I was in bad shape. If it weren't for all the vet visits and care you gave me I don't think I would have survived.
Also my cat: What have you done for me lately?
Also my cat: What have you done for me lately?
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My cat: I am so grateful to you, when you found me in that dumpster I was in bad shape. If it weren't for all the vet visits and care you gave me I don't think I would have survived.
Also my cat: What have you done for me lately?
Also my cat: What have you done for me lately?
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
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The city of Paris quits X in a very Parisian way
January 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The city of Paris quits X in a very Parisian way
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When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Do you suppose Sisyphus was jacked after a few years? 'cause I'm not and I've been at for a minute.
January 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Do you suppose Sisyphus was jacked after a few years? 'cause I'm not and I've been at for a minute.
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Hey Broligarchs.
The Gilded Age Robber Barons were bad. But they built hospitals, libraries & universities.
The Feudal Lords were bad.
But they considered their serfs’ health & well-being to be their responsibility.
Where’s YOUR noblesse oblige?
What have YOU all done except hoard?
The Gilded Age Robber Barons were bad. But they built hospitals, libraries & universities.
The Feudal Lords were bad.
But they considered their serfs’ health & well-being to be their responsibility.
Where’s YOUR noblesse oblige?
What have YOU all done except hoard?
January 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey Broligarchs.
The Gilded Age Robber Barons were bad. But they built hospitals, libraries & universities.
The Feudal Lords were bad.
But they considered their serfs’ health & well-being to be their responsibility.
Where’s YOUR noblesse oblige?
What have YOU all done except hoard?
The Gilded Age Robber Barons were bad. But they built hospitals, libraries & universities.
The Feudal Lords were bad.
But they considered their serfs’ health & well-being to be their responsibility.
Where’s YOUR noblesse oblige?
What have YOU all done except hoard?
I picked the wrong year to give up drinking
January 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I picked the wrong year to give up drinking
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
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We wanted to know how women feel about the social media companies' increasing emphasis on masculine energy. So we talked to three incels at a GameStop in Toms River.
January 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We wanted to know how women feel about the social media companies' increasing emphasis on masculine energy. So we talked to three incels at a GameStop in Toms River.
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