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@2008nickcody.bsky.social
It's just Twitter again guys.
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AsmondGold's mind must be fucking crazy, just mass murder and shit. Can only imagine.
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
DEAD. They killed him. He's DEAD.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Thinking in nodes and edges way more
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The whole, "I killed my wife by pushing her off a mountain and nobody knows!" bit really crashed and failed. I'm really sorry about this one everyone, I'm going to take a short break and try really hard on the next one.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dwendle pushed my wife off the mountain!
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My wife did not die in a mountain hiking tragedy nor did I push her! Please let me clarify...
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm talking to Dwendle, please do not mind me.
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Childish I tell you. Stop.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Knock that shit off, it's childish.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Oops! Wife fell off the mountain while we were hiking and died. hehehehehe
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
BlueSky sucks ass, they're trying to remake Twitter and that is fucking bullshit. Make something new for fuck sakes, we're stuck with Jack Dorsey's side project now because you all didn't want to go to an alternative social media website. You wanted remade Twitter. Stop this shit, it's childish.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This site has really gotta remove the blue check marks, it makes it look like I'm scrolling the fucking "For You" page on Twitter, ew gross. I don't want that shit. I thought we could maybe evolve past that bullshit, no?
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I'm in the process of organizing non-confrontational friendly "drive-bys" on ICE agents with local gangs where we clean their cars with soapy water guns. Keep these patriots on their toes.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hello, I am Israeli IDF soldier, I kill 433 babies with explosive bullet and am very sad now, welcome to my Paul Blart themed euthanasia.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
They're calling it, "The Money Void" - the new cultural trend among teens that involves putting all your cash into X-Coin and submitting to a nihilistic world-vision under rulership of Elon Musk the famous X Dot Com CEO.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"Do you like Hasan Piker" is the ultimate litmus test in 2025 internet to reveal whether someone believes every off-hand comment they see in the replies on Twitter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Utterly lawless
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wish Steve Job was alive still so iPhone still had buttons...
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Most Cynical Individual On Earth Turns Out To Be Pedophile
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ballers Grand Prix: 2030 - Riyadh
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Wanksta
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ladies and gentleman... Woke 2.0 commence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM