MAlyssa
@23malyssa.bsky.social
Computational Scientist & Spatial Data Analytics ◾🔵⚪🔴◾ I ❤ Big Data ◾🔵⚪🔴◾Montreal Canadiens Fan in Greater Boston Area
Spending most of my free time watching hockey and reverse engineering various hockey models
Spending most of my free time watching hockey and reverse engineering various hockey models
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I'm way more concerned by :
1- Our lack of shot accuracy/finish on high danger chances
2- Our defensive zone coverage
than I am by our goaltenders.
Dobes/Monty struggling is the tree hiding the forest and a lazy explanation for this team's rough performances.
1- Our lack of shot accuracy/finish on high danger chances
2- Our defensive zone coverage
than I am by our goaltenders.
Dobes/Monty struggling is the tree hiding the forest and a lazy explanation for this team's rough performances.
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm way more concerned by :
1- Our lack of shot accuracy/finish on high danger chances
2- Our defensive zone coverage
than I am by our goaltenders.
Dobes/Monty struggling is the tree hiding the forest and a lazy explanation for this team's rough performances.
1- Our lack of shot accuracy/finish on high danger chances
2- Our defensive zone coverage
than I am by our goaltenders.
Dobes/Monty struggling is the tree hiding the forest and a lazy explanation for this team's rough performances.
Good news: Habs are shooting the puck tonight 😀
Bad news: Nothing is going in 😞
Bad news: Nothing is going in 😞
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Good news: Habs are shooting the puck tonight 😀
Bad news: Nothing is going in 😞
Bad news: Nothing is going in 😞
There's been some surprising folks on other platforms cheering for Hart's return
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
There's been some surprising folks on other platforms cheering for Hart's return
The back-to-back is just brutal. Gotta think MSL would be considering pulling Montembeault if they weren't playing tomorrow
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The back-to-back is just brutal. Gotta think MSL would be considering pulling Montembeault if they weren't playing tomorrow
Montembeault looks like he's watching on a 2 second delay
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Montembeault looks like he's watching on a 2 second delay
It seems to be working for him but i really wish Dobeš didn't feel it necessary to make all the movements when making a save
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It seems to be working for him but i really wish Dobeš didn't feel it necessary to make all the movements when making a save
Monty and Doby need to be having daily sessions with the best sports psychologist money can buy.
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Monty and Doby need to be having daily sessions with the best sports psychologist money can buy.
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
Skaters need to have a serious conversation about the lack of response to the Evans hit
So it's not anger-induced pessimism
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So it's not anger-induced pessimism
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It might be a byproduct of the rage I'm feeling over the Evans hit and this team's lack of response, but a comeback tonight feels out of reach
If the Habs actually pull this off the bell centre will be deafening
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If the Habs actually pull this off the bell centre will be deafening
Samuel Montembeault's new mask glows in the dark!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Samuel Montembeault's new mask glows in the dark!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Reminder it is more punitive for the league to fine players than to suspend them for preseason games. Players aren't paid in the preseason so they forfeit $0 salary
The NHL only fines Nick Cousins for the dirty slash on Ivan Demidov last night.
He has never been suspended by the league.
He has never been suspended by the league.
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reminder it is more punitive for the league to fine players than to suspend them for preseason games. Players aren't paid in the preseason so they forfeit $0 salary
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alex carrier and his beautiful anime eyes told us no one's hurt and im gonna believe him
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
alex carrier and his beautiful anime eyes told us no one's hurt and im gonna believe him
Uh oh, has Hutty learned how to shoot 😈
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Uh oh, has Hutty learned how to shoot 😈
Didn't technically score on the PP nice greasy goal there
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Didn't technically score on the PP nice greasy goal there
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Moment is too big for this team, they've hung Cayden Primeau out to dry for a third straight game by being absolutely unable to play in the defensive zone
June 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Moment is too big for this team, they've hung Cayden Primeau out to dry for a third straight game by being absolutely unable to play in the defensive zone
The lights are too bright for the Rocket. Series is over
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The lights are too bright for the Rocket. Series is over
Florida Panthers might have the worst jerseys in the league from a design standpoint. Why does the stripe on the front stop at the side seams and not continue to the back? It looks so bad.
May 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Florida Panthers might have the worst jerseys in the league from a design standpoint. Why does the stripe on the front stop at the side seams and not continue to the back? It looks so bad.
Fucking ESPN with the jinx talking about Ovechkin not having a postseason OT goal
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fucking ESPN with the jinx talking about Ovechkin not having a postseason OT goal
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I usually prefer playoff overtime when it happens to other people.
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I usually prefer playoff overtime when it happens to other people.
ESPN really hates hockey, talking about Montreal's 23 Stanley Cups coming out of the break
April 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
ESPN really hates hockey, talking about Montreal's 23 Stanley Cups coming out of the break