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Laura
@theactivestick.bsky.social
podcaster @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social | elite worrier | travel dork | bad decision maker | fashion victim | short, loud, and usually found under at least one blanket
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Connor McDavid took no raise on his next contract to help the Oilers and they surrounded him with a steaming turd sandwich.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Ian left unattended: Does all math episode with depth and nuance

Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Told y’all. It drops at midnight. check it out!
i just finished and it is an “oops all math” episode
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whenever I take an episode off the podcast I wonder what sicko smart person shit my cohost is gonna come up with this time.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The car will end up with a bloody nose.
Oh god the Habs are in Utah and have a new fun fourth liner from the AHL

Someone please make sure Florian Xhekaj doesn’t get hit by a car
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Please give me all you Vienna in the wintertime recommendations.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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The headline and subheading are typical conservative bait but then I read the article and it's really sweet actually??
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I want to be able to mark emails neither read nor unread, but another, secret third thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I did food at home instead of ordering can I get some positive attention please
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ian fixed the Habs
i live here now
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Miss opportunity to call this an ancient ianese proverb
“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Another rough one for the Habs tonight. We’ll break it down on Game Over Montreal 👇
It’s a rematch of last year’s first round series! #Habs vs Caps, and the Habs really need a win.

Join me postgame on Game Over Montreal: www.youtube.com/live/NYmROsR...
Canadiens vs Capitals Postgame Show | Live Reaction & Analysis | November 20, 2025
YouTube video by Game Over Montreal
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Habs will never win again.
Canadiens announce Jake Evans is done for the evening.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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At some point people *might* realize that pursuing legal avenues of redress for these problems isn't an adequate solution.

"Maybe if we iMpEaCh him that will fix it!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s like he’s not even trying to stop pucks?
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There is something absurdly adorable about Ivan Demidov patting Brendan Gallagher on the head.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Summary of the first period: goal hack slash trip cross check slash high stick slash hack slash cross check punch high stick slash slash goal hack slash cross check high stick slash unnecessary scrum slash
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: MOAR SHOTZ MOAR GOALZ

HABS: MOAR FUCKING AROUND INSTEAD
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Gallagher finally gets his first of the season. It had to be reviewed, as is tradition.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I don't know who in Canada needs to hear this, but the greatest threat to you is the alignment of state and corporate interests and not anything foreign.
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don’t think this guy has any idea what his job is.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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"Washington's Powerplay hasn't been good, and Ovechkin has yet to score a Powerplay goal this year."

We all knew what was coming then. 😑
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM