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Setting A New Standard Of Upward Stream Dynamic Development Of Verbal Corrective Phrenological Kinetics, For All Of Us. he/him
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when I read Douglas Adams as a kid I thought this bit was pretty funny, now I think it's maybe the smartest thing he ever wrote
The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. A quote from Douglas Adams "The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe"
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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internalize This Man as the Obama/Trump/Biden/Trump voter that can be won by appealing to the Oaf Vote
Dennis from 30 Rock telling Jack his politics: social conservative, fiscal liberal
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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it feels evil but the word you need is "trick". this is the man you have to trick into, if you can't get him to vote for your guy, at least you have to convince him the other guy can't deliver on what this guy wants
Dennis from 30 Rock describing his politics to Jack: "social conservative fiscal liberal"
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Torgo, from the film MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Still from 30 Rock of two Hollywood executives, caption: "I love that we can work while we're on cocaine!"
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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sir we are executing a tactical redeployment of subject one the infant to reassess poopy diaper conditions in a strategic fashion we will review further development of the position as circumstances dictate sir, initiating shit wiping, sir
the dumbest fucking baby stuff you've ever imagined for a guy who takes off work for two weeks every year to play the new call of duty and considers himself a tier one operator despite never being in the military
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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you will be visited by five spirits
Robert Sledge, Darren Jesse, Ben Folds standing against a wood paneled wall
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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we have a police sketch of the suspect in flight
a mustachioed gentleman rides a penny farthing bicycle
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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dappling considered a close second to doppling. me at the fellas dopple all the time
a still from the mst3k episode viewing the 1983 PBS affiliate production OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK, depicting raul julia staring bored at a computer
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Picture of the cabin at the Drake Oil Well Museum, site of the first commercial petroleum operation and major signpost on our journey toward the annihilation of the human race
September 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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30 Rock answered this, when Tracy wanted to memorialize the death of the guy Pac-man was based on
Tracy from 30 Rock describing his plan to honor the death of the man Pac Man was based on
June 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A picture of the nightclub The Bronze from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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getting my favorite dumbest implementation of this ready
a still from END OF EVANGELION where Lilith is grasping an enormous clump of souls, edited to be an unendingly massive heap of FELL FOR IT AGAIN awards
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Yeah I'm proud to announce we're making this story a film for my new production company, Dipshit Coward Loser Pictures, under the label Every Confederate Should Have Been Put Into A Grinder Films
Skeet by C. W. Johnson, Jr. @Cwjohnsonjr.bsky.social #OnThisDayinHistory Some of the most brutal and bloody combat of the American Civil War occurred in the Mule Shoe at Spotsylvania Court House. That Should Be A Movie about the common Confederate soldiers based on Carrying The Flag by Gordon C. Rhea
May 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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did you know there is a bafflingly robust field of WOTEF memes out there? now you do
Top of picture is a sunken boat, implied to be the EDMUND FITZGERALD; bottom of picture is a green alien cyclops singing under the caption "Gordon Lightfoot be like:"
May 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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look at my right wing intellectuals dawg I'm going to collapse an empire
"Keeperman: Yeah. Douthat: Then you have the Nietzschean former graduate student-turned-online essayist and influencer Bronze Age Pervert,"
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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various pictures of Dr. Byron Orpheus, necromancer by trade, from the TV series THE VENTURE BROS.
April 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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oh it can *really* get weird if, say, the internal settings don't let it talk about Certain Topics
A Google AI overview block of text. "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the "pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.
April 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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An image of the supervillain Phantom Limb from the show THE VENTURE BROS with a word balloon at the bottom of the picture, implying he is reading the quoted post
April 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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welcome to the resistance
The three nihilists from THE BIG LEBOWSKI
April 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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but what of
will farrell wielding a shotgun in a satirical promotional title card for the fictional television show "BITCH HUNTER" from 30 Rock
March 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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A still from the film FIRST REFORMED: Ethan Hawke, wearing black priest's garments, standing in a church
February 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Album cover for the seminal 1990 Megadeth album RUST IN PIECE. The scene is set in a kind of military hangar. Holding aloft a glowing green rock, the band's skeletal suit-wearing mascot, Vic Rattlehead, touches a cryogenic cylinder containing a stereotypical Grey alien. Five men in suits styled after world leaders of the era (George Bush Sr., Mikhail Gorbachev, etc ) look on with astonishment.
February 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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this is the key art for #4, right?
Cover image for the 90s hip hop album DOIN THANGS by the artist BIG BEAR. Four large grizzly bears with jewelry, cigars, fruits, and other accompaniments surround the titular rapper Big Bear, who also has jewelry and cigars
February 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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this would be so fun for like half a second right before turbo cancer hits your lungs, mouth, heart, throat and probably your fingers
a man with a round device in his mouth, into the other much wider end of which is inserted literally hundreds of cigarettes, in an attempt to break the world record for number of cigarettes smoking at once. he is of course wearing a backwards baseball cap
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM