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Setting A New Standard Of Upward Stream Dynamic Development Of Verbal Corrective Phrenological Kinetics, For All Of Us. he/him
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The monarch from the venture bros doing a guild of super villains PSA and it's the Eric Adams video. this popular utility belt with many different locations, could have a cyanide pill in case of capture
WEAPONS is going to worth coming back to for me, like FARGO, when I find something every time. If you think about the violence perpetrated in the film, first against adults then the kids, then the reaction to that violence when the stasis is broken... I think of what today's kids as adults will be
I enjoyed Weapons a lot at the time. Seeing that the director said it's inspired by his father's alcoholism definitely opens up the film for me, as well as placing it in conversation with "Drunk Dad advice," another important work by sketch guys
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Drunk dad advice
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January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
WEAPONS is going to worth coming back to for me, like FARGO, when I find something every time. If you think about the violence perpetrated in the film, first against adults then the kids, then the reaction to that violence when the stasis is broken... I think of what today's kids as adults will be
don't understand the point of
Reuters "quoting" the llm here? They feel they're obligated to provide some kind of response from the subject but it's no more germane than if the story concluded with "in a shaking motion then rotating to view the window, a Magic 8 Ball displayed 'It Would Seem So"
Reuters "quoting" the llm here? They feel they're obligated to provide some kind of response from the subject but it's no more germane than if the story concluded with "in a shaking motion then rotating to view the window, a Magic 8 Ball displayed 'It Would Seem So"
The MechaHitler bot is producing CSAM for X users, but the vast majority of the political and media elite continue to use the fascist propaganda app.
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X reut.rs/498SoUk
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
don't understand the point of
Reuters "quoting" the llm here? They feel they're obligated to provide some kind of response from the subject but it's no more germane than if the story concluded with "in a shaking motion then rotating to view the window, a Magic 8 Ball displayed 'It Would Seem So"
Reuters "quoting" the llm here? They feel they're obligated to provide some kind of response from the subject but it's no more germane than if the story concluded with "in a shaking motion then rotating to view the window, a Magic 8 Ball displayed 'It Would Seem So"
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The cancelled follow up to LA Noire from Team Bondi was called what, now
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The cancelled follow up to LA Noire from Team Bondi was called what, now
initially read this as "were so blessed that krillin didn't get TAIL" and my immediate reaction was 1) who the fuck says so and 2) first of all how dare you
We're so blessed that Krillin didn't get tall. It's easy to take it for granted now but it wasn't a given at the time.
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
initially read this as "were so blessed that krillin didn't get TAIL" and my immediate reaction was 1) who the fuck says so and 2) first of all how dare you
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david cronenberg read this like "i think i hauve covid"
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
I Got My BBL From a Cadaver
At 61 years old, I had lost volume and wanted my younger body back quickly. Donor fat seemed like the best option.
www.thecut.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
david cronenberg read this like "i think i hauve covid"
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I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of goblin mode to their politics.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of goblin mode to their politics.
it is a truth universally acknowledged that a Tiny Tim in possession of a crutch, must be in want of a giant roast turkey
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it is a truth universally acknowledged that a Tiny Tim in possession of a crutch, must be in want of a giant roast turkey
Skeets You Can Hear
![90s standup comedian: i dunno, you ever just have these... really bad feelings, like - out of nowhere, no reason? not even depression kinda feelings?
dr. katz: oh, sure. we all get that. i'm - not supposed to say things like this, but. i had a moby as a client once.
comedian: yeah? the musician?
dr. katz: mmm.
comedian: what about him?
dr. katz: well its the darnedest thing, but, every time he talked, about anything - anything at all, food, dates, clouds-
comedian: mm?
dr. katz: i just kept thinking 'you know what'd be great?'
comedian: what.
dr. katz: 'if a car hit me right now.'
[JAZZ TRANSITION TO MOBY WITH HIS HEAD STUCK IN A BANNISTER]
moby: little help please.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:35eccnxm5yqj547shcagl6bx/bafkreichoncaawzoeyavoulb7nfjy2ehli3l6jmydu64icwwbbdk7bqdpe@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Skeets You Can Hear
midterm coming like s2e1 of VEEP
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
midterm coming like s2e1 of VEEP
had he only the capacity for embarrassment, this would be embarrassing
I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
had he only the capacity for embarrassment, this would be embarrassing
but an actual cronenberg Odyssey would be incredible
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
but an actual cronenberg Odyssey would be incredible
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so we sucked on, chili dogs behind the Tastee Freeze, borne ceaselessly into life going on
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
so we sucked on, chili dogs behind the Tastee Freeze, borne ceaselessly into life going on
much like my UNFOUNDED theories about you know who, I can't read this and not think something that rhymes with "shmafuture shmorgan shmafarm"
a batshit story www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...
The Chinese Billionaires Having Dozens of U.S.-Born Babies Via Surrogate
Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites are building mega-families—testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them.
www.wsj.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
much like my UNFOUNDED theories about you know who, I can't read this and not think something that rhymes with "shmafuture shmorgan shmafarm"
*user did not consider the 1963 Indiana State Fair Coliseum Explosion in this post*
An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
*user did not consider the 1963 Indiana State Fair Coliseum Explosion in this post*
FARGO, THIS IS SPINAL TAP are my two heavy hitters
was recently asked my favorite comedies, which is a good question, and I'm not sure the answer. I think Big Lebowski is probably number 1, but after that, idk? Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Best in Show were the other two that came to mind. So let's hear your faves
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
FARGO, THIS IS SPINAL TAP are my two heavy hitters
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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normal jrpg: the church is evil
french jrpg: le cathedral is le diabolique
french jrpg: le cathedral is le diabolique
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
normal jrpg: the church is evil
french jrpg: le cathedral is le diabolique
french jrpg: le cathedral is le diabolique
it's wild, they were just asking if zohran was going to update the curtains
![Chase Williams &
@ChaseWilliams_• 1d
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
X
He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
it's wild, they were just asking if zohran was going to update the curtains
i don't know what sci-fi dystopian anime this is a still from the Netflix adaptation of but this shit looks like that. reject from the akira project lookin ass
for anyone who hasn’t seen that picture of Jordan Peterson’s daughter taking a selfie in front of her dad’s medically comatose body, here you go it is horrible.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i don't know what sci-fi dystopian anime this is a still from the Netflix adaptation of but this shit looks like that. reject from the akira project lookin ass
you will be visited by five spirits
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
you will be visited by five spirits
we have a police sketch of the suspect in flight
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
we have a police sketch of the suspect in flight
Mister Mister "Carryin' A Laser" is one of my very favorites
we haven’t done misheard lyrics in a while and it’s a nice distraction from The Horrors. what’s your favorite mondegreen?
I misheard that lyric for years also but fwiw it’s “Bible’s got psalms”
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mister Mister "Carryin' A Laser" is one of my very favorites