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Setting A New Standard Of Upward Stream Dynamic Development Of Verbal Corrective Phrenological Kinetics, For All Of Us. he/him
the third season of Picard might have been unabashed fan service, but you know what, that's fine by me compared to the first two seasons. i still wish the show was just a series length dramatic meditation on aging and relevancy, but that wasn't getting made in a any timeline
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
the third season of Picard might have been unabashed fan service, but you know what, that's fine by me compared to the first two seasons. i still wish the show was just a series length dramatic meditation on aging and relevancy, but that wasn't getting made in a any timeline
why couldn't these people just be goth for fucks sake
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
why couldn't these people just be goth for fucks sake
you know how a good restaurant sometimes has the one guy who eats at the same table, same dish served a specific way, tips either amazingly well or not at all & it's a rite of passage when new staff learns the guys whole deal; jair has the exact same thing at this hospital
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
you know how a good restaurant sometimes has the one guy who eats at the same table, same dish served a specific way, tips either amazingly well or not at all & it's a rite of passage when new staff learns the guys whole deal; jair has the exact same thing at this hospital
thinking of this as Dessert Pasta. Scoop of vanilla ice cream, drizzle of chocolate syrup, sprinkle of graham cracker or Oreo crumbs, over some good al dente tortellini
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
thinking of this as Dessert Pasta. Scoop of vanilla ice cream, drizzle of chocolate syrup, sprinkle of graham cracker or Oreo crumbs, over some good al dente tortellini
"you know the adorable little animal guys from animal crossing? well did you ever think 'they should have big naturals'"
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
"you know the adorable little animal guys from animal crossing? well did you ever think 'they should have big naturals'"
no they really burned off his flesh
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
no they really burned off his flesh
I'm trying to synthesize the difference between the art of remixing art, which I think is good and can transcend the original work in some cases, and this which is obvious shit; I think it comes down to degree of difficulty: are you making something truly New or are you just mad you can't crank it
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'm trying to synthesize the difference between the art of remixing art, which I think is good and can transcend the original work in some cases, and this which is obvious shit; I think it comes down to degree of difficulty: are you making something truly New or are you just mad you can't crank it
do you think we can get him to admit this is a war to make oil and gas *more* expensive
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
do you think we can get him to admit this is a war to make oil and gas *more* expensive
law offices of jackoff whackoff and beatoff. have you been made fun of at work? did a little kid point at you because you got water on your pants after you washed your hands in the bathroom so they would be clean? we will represent you and we WILL probably not cry
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
law offices of jackoff whackoff and beatoff. have you been made fun of at work? did a little kid point at you because you got water on your pants after you washed your hands in the bathroom so they would be clean? we will represent you and we WILL probably not cry
this is pissing me off exactly this way! if a relationship columnist included recommendations from a set of Date Night Dice on how to spice up a petitioner's relationship, it would be exactly as useful as "including Grok's comments" here. First apoplectic rage of the year!
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
this is pissing me off exactly this way! if a relationship columnist included recommendations from a set of Date Night Dice on how to spice up a petitioner's relationship, it would be exactly as useful as "including Grok's comments" here. First apoplectic rage of the year!
future @wtyppod.bsky.social episode right there. jesus
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
future @wtyppod.bsky.social episode right there. jesus
it's actually how you get tickets. box office returns expected to be particularly low for some reason
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
it's actually how you get tickets. box office returns expected to be particularly low for some reason
He'll yeah, we get to hear that sick carpenteresque synth bang out komm süsser tod
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
He'll yeah, we get to hear that sick carpenteresque synth bang out komm süsser tod
it's just an incredible film, music video be damned. it's cinema.
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it's just an incredible film, music video be damned. it's cinema.
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joke from an unlistenable podcast the hosts describe to people at parties as kind of a thinking man's cumtown
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
joke from an unlistenable podcast the hosts describe to people at parties as kind of a thinking man's cumtown
i am willing to believe redemption for the fuckup is possible, but the level of work you have to do to achieve it is proportional to the level of fuckupness & i do not believe miss green has cleared that bar
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i am willing to believe redemption for the fuckup is possible, but the level of work you have to do to achieve it is proportional to the level of fuckupness & i do not believe miss green has cleared that bar