2ColaCats
@2colacats.bsky.social
She/Her
Cancer ♋️
Team Captain
Let's listen to Taylor Swift and talk about the fall of the patriarchy
Cancer ♋️
Team Captain
Let's listen to Taylor Swift and talk about the fall of the patriarchy
I would personally like to thank Max Martin for all the funky bass lines in Life of a Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I would personally like to thank Max Martin for all the funky bass lines in Life of a Showgirl
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
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September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
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opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be
August 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
opening a Spirit Halloween where my patience used to be
Pulled a Whitney Jammer today. Set a 90 second timer, cried in the bathroom, then got back to work.
June 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pulled a Whitney Jammer today. Set a 90 second timer, cried in the bathroom, then got back to work.
I once asked a girl if she did yoga and she looked at me and said 'yoga let's the devil into your soul'. So, glad to know they fixed that issue!
Many members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints embrace yoga and other contemplative practices.
Members of Latter-day Saints turn to yoga for its physical and spiritual benefits
Many members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints embrace yoga and other contemplative practices. Some do it purely for the health benefits.
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May 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I once asked a girl if she did yoga and she looked at me and said 'yoga let's the devil into your soul'. So, glad to know they fixed that issue!
I love Good.store by @hankgreen.bsky.social, may I suggest the next venture be menstrual products and endometriosis research?
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love Good.store by @hankgreen.bsky.social, may I suggest the next venture be menstrual products and endometriosis research?
If I see any resellers for the D23 Goofy Movie anniversary I'm robbing you on sight. Sold out in 4 minutes?? Bffr
April 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If I see any resellers for the D23 Goofy Movie anniversary I'm robbing you on sight. Sold out in 4 minutes?? Bffr
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Shout out to my coworker for calling out AGAIN and making me work a split shift, stopping me from picking up my car from the mechanic so now they have to hold it ANOTHER DAY.
March 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Shout out to my coworker for calling out AGAIN and making me work a split shift, stopping me from picking up my car from the mechanic so now they have to hold it ANOTHER DAY.
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
I love shopping hauls, but here's my biweekly library haul instead! (Not pictured, the action movie my husband picked). #supportyourlocallibrary
February 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love shopping hauls, but here's my biweekly library haul instead! (Not pictured, the action movie my husband picked). #supportyourlocallibrary
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Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
My parents have finally broken free of the Tr*mp propaganda, and I have slowly been radicalizing my mother through Instagram stories.
Her eyes have been opened and she can't unsee the lies she's been told.
Also, she HATES Ellen Muskrat.
Her eyes have been opened and she can't unsee the lies she's been told.
Also, she HATES Ellen Muskrat.
February 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My parents have finally broken free of the Tr*mp propaganda, and I have slowly been radicalizing my mother through Instagram stories.
Her eyes have been opened and she can't unsee the lies she's been told.
Also, she HATES Ellen Muskrat.
Her eyes have been opened and she can't unsee the lies she's been told.
Also, she HATES Ellen Muskrat.
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My favorite TV show rn is my friend Elisa's 'close friends' stories about her bbl recovery. I look forward to them every day. They give me joy in these perilous times.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My favorite TV show rn is my friend Elisa's 'close friends' stories about her bbl recovery. I look forward to them every day. They give me joy in these perilous times.
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January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
Carol and Susan are the best characters from Friends. Susan is 1000% better than Ross, I'd leave him for her too.
January 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Carol and Susan are the best characters from Friends. Susan is 1000% better than Ross, I'd leave him for her too.
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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home
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December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home
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If we didn’t believe the US was worth saving we’d simply move on and ignore you. Believe in the you that we believe you can be, not the you they are telling you to be. Being brave doesn’t mean not being afraid, it means standing up to evil and injustice even when you are afraid.
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If we didn’t believe the US was worth saving we’d simply move on and ignore you. Believe in the you that we believe you can be, not the you they are telling you to be. Being brave doesn’t mean not being afraid, it means standing up to evil and injustice even when you are afraid.
They're both terrible. Idc who wins I just hope they're both miserable.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
They're both terrible. Idc who wins I just hope they're both miserable.