@2happyright
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Writer, poet, jewelry maker and mixed media artist.
Always funny always sarcastic.💙
Always funny always sarcastic.💙
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@2happyright
@2happyright.bsky.social
· Feb 15
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There's only one age: alive
~Agnes Varda
~Agnes Varda
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There's only one age: alive
~Agnes Varda
~Agnes Varda
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Phang: If that happened in January, how in the actual hell is Blanche now telling the American people that they suddenly discovered a million more documents?
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Phang: If that happened in January, how in the actual hell is Blanche now telling the American people that they suddenly discovered a million more documents?
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…
I lost a bunch of weight working out recently, but Christmas cookies have now entered the chat.
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I lost a bunch of weight working out recently, but Christmas cookies have now entered the chat.
Another giant Powerball lottery I didn't win...
Another day.
Another day.
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Another giant Powerball lottery I didn't win...
Another day.
Another day.
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All this Christmas glitter has me ready for dancing at daclub...in 1980!
*Love/hate relationship with glitter.
*Love/hate relationship with glitter.
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All this Christmas glitter has me ready for dancing at daclub...in 1980!
*Love/hate relationship with glitter.
*Love/hate relationship with glitter.
Someone please tell me Trump's viewer ratings were in the toilet.
*I would love that for him.
*I would love that for him.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone please tell me Trump's viewer ratings were in the toilet.
*I would love that for him.
*I would love that for him.
I was washing my hair, did I miss not my president and his speech of lies?
Oh darn.
Oh darn.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I was washing my hair, did I miss not my president and his speech of lies?
Oh darn.
Oh darn.
Hey folks...some peeps are getting out while the getting good.
*the ship is now taking on water, it's swim or go down with the ship~
*the ship is now taking on water, it's swim or go down with the ship~
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hey folks...some peeps are getting out while the getting good.
*the ship is now taking on water, it's swim or go down with the ship~
*the ship is now taking on water, it's swim or go down with the ship~
I can't wait to NOT watch the president's speech tonight.
*I'll be washing my hair as they say.
*I'll be washing my hair as they say.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can't wait to NOT watch the president's speech tonight.
*I'll be washing my hair as they say.
*I'll be washing my hair as they say.
After these next two days of polar vortex and sub zero wind chills...20° F will feel like summer.
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
After these next two days of polar vortex and sub zero wind chills...20° F will feel like summer.
Nothing like messing up the Army Navy game by having a draft dodger do the coin toss.
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Nothing like messing up the Army Navy game by having a draft dodger do the coin toss.
If you want to live life right, do it sarcastically.
*Also eat dessert first.
*Also eat dessert first.
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you want to live life right, do it sarcastically.
*Also eat dessert first.
*Also eat dessert first.
*Tapping Mike...Is this thing On?
*Testing...testing...
*echo chamber who?
*Testing...testing...
*echo chamber who?
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*Tapping Mike...Is this thing On?
*Testing...testing...
*echo chamber who?
*Testing...testing...
*echo chamber who?
The newest face of perjury...
Kristi (G)Noem
*a sinking ship is sinking.
Kristi (G)Noem
*a sinking ship is sinking.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The newest face of perjury...
Kristi (G)Noem
*a sinking ship is sinking.
Kristi (G)Noem
*a sinking ship is sinking.
I went down the wrong parking aisle to get extra steps in.
*ok no. I forgot where I parked. So what.
*ok no. I forgot where I parked. So what.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I went down the wrong parking aisle to get extra steps in.
*ok no. I forgot where I parked. So what.
*ok no. I forgot where I parked. So what.
So many jokes that write themselves...so little time.
*SNL skits here we come.
*SNL skits here we come.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So many jokes that write themselves...so little time.
*SNL skits here we come.
*SNL skits here we come.
Look at my age I'm looking for assistance from a golf cart to drive me to my gate.
*by that time I've gotten 10,000 steps in.
**Is Duffy nuts?
*by that time I've gotten 10,000 steps in.
**Is Duffy nuts?
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Look at my age I'm looking for assistance from a golf cart to drive me to my gate.
*by that time I've gotten 10,000 steps in.
**Is Duffy nuts?
*by that time I've gotten 10,000 steps in.
**Is Duffy nuts?
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
Santa already knows what the majority of United States citizens want for Christmas.
*Sent letter to North Pole to make sure.
*Sent letter to North Pole to make sure.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Santa already knows what the majority of United States citizens want for Christmas.
*Sent letter to North Pole to make sure.
*Sent letter to North Pole to make sure.
If I'm not using a mile worth of scotch tape, I'm not wrapping Xmas presents.
*OK 2 miles.
*OK 2 miles.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If I'm not using a mile worth of scotch tape, I'm not wrapping Xmas presents.
*OK 2 miles.
*OK 2 miles.
Sometimes don't you just want to be a fluffy racoon that raids a liquor store, gets drunks on its steals and passes out.
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sometimes don't you just want to be a fluffy racoon that raids a liquor store, gets drunks on its steals and passes out.
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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I, for one, and happy to see that open bribery of the White House is now accepted and consequence free.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I, for one, and happy to see that open bribery of the White House is now accepted and consequence free.