Don’t ya just love losing your passport in another country?!

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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Comm, a study of a detail of Jean-Honoré Fragonard’s “The Swing” 🌟

Had to call out of work today bc I started reading the SCP Antimemetics Division Hub at 11pm and genuinely couldn’t put it down for 4 hours

Do you think there are child-free millennial couples who try to celebrate Mother’s/Father’s Day from the perspective of their furbaby

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If you see this, post a cat.

This is my daughter, Poobence :)

Resurrection fern before and after the rain 🌿

It would be sooo nice if playing video games was as good for your body as exercise

Ever since Jake and I closed the distance gap, the only pictures I take on my phone anymore are of Molly lol

Introduce yourself with four video games!🎮

poobence daughter or shmubly anne son?

So am I just supposed to start posting here the same way I do on priv twt or what