Blackbeard
@4dmiraloftbl4ck.bsky.social
Hark ye to the Admiral of the Black, the scourge of the Seven Seas.
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
Pinned
“We aim for plunder and profit, and give naught to king nor God.”
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
youtu.be/LMl0yvS4p1s?... (imagine this is the theme of the party the READER has arrived at, and the host, Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, welcomes them.)
Ahoy! Glad to see ye come!
Ahoy! Glad to see ye come!
Republic of Pirates - Exploration Civ Theme | Civilization VII Original Soundtrack
YouTube video by Sid Meier's Civilization
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
youtu.be/LMl0yvS4p1s?... (imagine this is the theme of the party the READER has arrived at, and the host, Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, welcomes them.)
Ahoy! Glad to see ye come!
Ahoy! Glad to see ye come!
Usually I give naught to any god, but I found someone who could make somethin I think catch yer fancy!
(He gives him a flintlock pistol with his face on it.)
(He gives him a flintlock pistol with his face on it.)
[ a ship in a bottle, specifically a one to one replica of his ship ]
There shall be loot to be had!
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Usually I give naught to any god, but I found someone who could make somethin I think catch yer fancy!
(He gives him a flintlock pistol with his face on it.)
(He gives him a flintlock pistol with his face on it.)
There shall be loot to be had!
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
There shall be loot to be had!
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
May as well return the favor too, for I be a gracious captain.
(A note lands at the READER’s feet.)
Yer invited to Blackbeard’s Christmas shindig! Expect fun and plenty-o’-rum!
Yer invited to Blackbeard’s Christmas shindig! Expect fun and plenty-o’-rum!
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
(A note lands at the READER’s feet.)
Yer invited to Blackbeard’s Christmas shindig! Expect fun and plenty-o’-rum!
Yer invited to Blackbeard’s Christmas shindig! Expect fun and plenty-o’-rum!
Aye, how could I not provide it? It be the glue that holds any good shindig together, me hearty!
If ye would provide the rum and the music, o' king o' the seven seas...
Even this devil would offer his siren song as entertainment.
Even this devil would offer his siren song as entertainment.
Should I do one of these Christmas parties?
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Aye, how could I not provide it? It be the glue that holds any good shindig together, me hearty!
Should I do one of these Christmas parties?
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Should I do one of these Christmas parties?
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
If being a pirate taught me one thing, it’s how ta do a party proper!
Well met then, Farosh. Those unlucky to cross me call me Blackbeard, the scourge of the seven seas, a title I’d love ta truly claim again.
"Well... then allow me to introduce myself. I am Farosh, Spirit of Lightning and Son of the Goddess of Courage. I come from the Kingdom of Hyrule!"
I could tell. I can’t make heads or tails of what be happening here now.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well met then, Farosh. Those unlucky to cross me call me Blackbeard, the scourge of the seven seas, a title I’d love ta truly claim again.
How time changes. Then again, I’m speaking with a rabbit and I haven’t questioned it.
Anyway, how are ye talking?
Anyway, how are ye talking?
"Well for the most part, no! Almost all steel or iron...a lot of those ships don't use sails either."
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
How time changes. Then again, I’m speaking with a rabbit and I haven’t questioned it.
Anyway, how are ye talking?
Anyway, how are ye talking?
I could tell. I can’t make heads or tails of what be happening here now.
He shook his head no.
"Nope, I'm not from your world, as you can probably tell."
"Nope, I'm not from your world, as you can probably tell."
We pirates are much more than those two quotes there. Methinks you wouldn’t know we founded a republic once.
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I could tell. I can’t make heads or tails of what be happening here now.
We pirates are much more than those two quotes there. Methinks you wouldn’t know we founded a republic once.
"No? I think pirates are cool!"
Is that targeted at me?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We pirates are much more than those two quotes there. Methinks you wouldn’t know we founded a republic once.
Hm? Yer sayin people don’t use wood fer their ships any longer?
"That...that's nice I guess...better you can get yourself a newer and better ship. Maybe one of those fancy steam ships...I'm a big fan of those."
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hm? Yer sayin people don’t use wood fer their ships any longer?
Is that targeted at me?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is that targeted at me?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
If it was, I’ll string ye up an make ye dance with Jack Ketch, savvy?
Seems like it could fetch a pretty penny, says I.
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Seems like it could fetch a pretty penny, says I.
Then I best get some folks looking to go on account and sink one of these “robots”.
Thank ye fer catching me up, and may ya find plenty-a loot from your lil scrap.
Thank ye fer catching me up, and may ya find plenty-a loot from your lil scrap.
“I mean yeah you could get a large chunk of money for scrap”
A machine…that’s what some called the Queen Anne’s Revenge in me time. Perhaps if it’s as large as ye say it could be, it could hold great treasure!
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Then I best get some folks looking to go on account and sink one of these “robots”.
Thank ye fer catching me up, and may ya find plenty-a loot from your lil scrap.
Thank ye fer catching me up, and may ya find plenty-a loot from your lil scrap.
Maybe a new vessel with which I can weigh anchor to once again terrorize the seven seas with a new crew!
"Well folks, just a few more days until Christmas day. What do you all want for Christmas?"
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Maybe a new vessel with which I can weigh anchor to once again terrorize the seven seas with a new crew!
A machine…that’s what some called the Queen Anne’s Revenge in me time. Perhaps if it’s as large as ye say it could be, it could hold great treasure!
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A machine…that’s what some called the Queen Anne’s Revenge in me time. Perhaps if it’s as large as ye say it could be, it could hold great treasure!
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
(The pirate captain seems very excited at this improbable idea.)
Then ye get me meaning.
First off, what be a “robot”?
First off, what be a “robot”?
“…..No offense but I dont understand what you mean”
Explain that. I feel like I be three sheets to the wind hearing most of ye bilge-rats speak.
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Then ye get me meaning.
First off, what be a “robot”?
First off, what be a “robot”?
Explain that. I feel like I be three sheets to the wind hearing most of ye bilge-rats speak.
“Do me and Sue have to fight a giant robot now we just dealt with Disney last thing we want to do is fight a robot”
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Explain that. I feel like I be three sheets to the wind hearing most of ye bilge-rats speak.
The way ye laugh, I swore yer runnin a shot across the bow.
He's laughing to himself.
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The way ye laugh, I swore yer runnin a shot across the bow.
Now then, it seems dead men do tell tales.
Who be all of ye?
Who be all of ye?
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Now then, it seems dead men do tell tales.
Who be all of ye?
Who be all of ye?
“We aim for plunder and profit, and give naught to king nor God.”
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“We aim for plunder and profit, and give naught to king nor God.”
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
Civilization 7/Real Life hybrid portrayal of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
Fix me deadlights, matey.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fix me deadlights, matey.
Name your price, I’ll buy you so they can’t.
No.
Do I own Team Chaotix?
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Name your price, I’ll buy you so they can’t.
If you don’t need it then GIVE IT BACK TO ME KID
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you don’t need it then GIVE IT BACK TO ME KID