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@57htz.bsky.social
· Aug 25
I have been called Cool exactly twice in my entire life. I am thirty-nine years old.
I just have to make peace with the fact that I'm totally fucked for retirement and have to die working.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just have to make peace with the fact that I'm totally fucked for retirement and have to die working.
Is it yuri? Or is it another example of Albanian excellence?
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Is it yuri? Or is it another example of Albanian excellence?
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Joining roblox to try to catfish other 40 year old men and getting hooked on obbies instead.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Joining roblox to try to catfish other 40 year old men and getting hooked on obbies instead.
Had chorizo so bland it was basically ground beef.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had chorizo so bland it was basically ground beef.
My dad keeps switching between cable news and a show that’s all dashcam footage of car accidents and road rage fights, and between the two I feel my sanity draining slower watching the crashes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My dad keeps switching between cable news and a show that’s all dashcam footage of car accidents and road rage fights, and between the two I feel my sanity draining slower watching the crashes.
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i think all that shit you guys are reacting to is made up
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i think all that shit you guys are reacting to is made up
(A shot of nyquil, a shot of dayquil, a shot of painquil, 24oz of day old cold brew, and two big tugs off the ol Penjamin)
Time to drive to work!
Time to drive to work!
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
(A shot of nyquil, a shot of dayquil, a shot of painquil, 24oz of day old cold brew, and two big tugs off the ol Penjamin)
Time to drive to work!
Time to drive to work!
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In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
January 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.
A 12 hour day at work, on a Friday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A 12 hour day at work, on a Friday.
A coworker asked me what my favorite ai service was and in my reply I used the phrase ‘ontological, biblical evil’, was this a misstep?
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A coworker asked me what my favorite ai service was and in my reply I used the phrase ‘ontological, biblical evil’, was this a misstep?
Teaching the robots to smoke was a mistake, now they're waging a cataclysmic hyperwar over the best brand.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Teaching the robots to smoke was a mistake, now they're waging a cataclysmic hyperwar over the best brand.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
The current major alliance blocs are Newports vs Camels.
They don't make teen comedies anymore because being a minor of any age is now so unambiguously shitty and miserable that target audiences can't relate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They don't make teen comedies anymore because being a minor of any age is now so unambiguously shitty and miserable that target audiences can't relate.
they are coming to arrest me for torrenting too many episodes of steven universe
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
they are coming to arrest me for torrenting too many episodes of steven universe
Manual transmission electric car.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Manual transmission electric car.
Saying this at work at making certain co-workers mad.
Every person in the united states deserves $5000 a month.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Saying this at work at making certain co-workers mad.
I’m always saying this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m always saying this.
Had a unique emotional experience at the dentist when Fast Car came onto the radio while my guy was making concerned sounds about my teeth and i had my eyes closed because the fluorescent lights were giving me a headache.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Had a unique emotional experience at the dentist when Fast Car came onto the radio while my guy was making concerned sounds about my teeth and i had my eyes closed because the fluorescent lights were giving me a headache.
Everyone has the day off except me, as usual.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Everyone has the day off except me, as usual.
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I love computers in the same way god loves orphans.
September 19, 2023 at 1:15 PM
I love computers in the same way god loves orphans.
The store has started carrying the impossibly bleakly named Happy Dad hard seltzer.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The store has started carrying the impossibly bleakly named Happy Dad hard seltzer.
Immunizing myself against heavy metal poisoning by eating a teaspoon of cadmium every day.
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Immunizing myself against heavy metal poisoning by eating a teaspoon of cadmium every day.
I can't drink it anymore for health reasons but I still support gatorade as a brand because i believe in staying hydrated.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I can't drink it anymore for health reasons but I still support gatorade as a brand because i believe in staying hydrated.