5. the Emperor has put us in charge of spice production as part of a complex political ploy
4. i am the product of a space witch eugenics program
3. my girlfriend likes me personally but distrusts me as a religious leader
2. it is the year 10,191
1. John Wick
5. we’re gonna stay in this supposedly haunted house but only for one night
4. 30-40 comedy bits in a row
3. one spy behind enemy lines
2. someone hurt me/my friends/my family and now dozens or hundreds of people have to die
1. any comedic murder mystery
5. the Emperor has put us in charge of spice production as part of a complex political ploy
4. i am the product of a space witch eugenics program
3. my girlfriend likes me personally but distrusts me as a religious leader
2. it is the year 10,191
1. John Wick
5. we’re gonna stay in this supposedly haunted house but only for one night
4. 30-40 comedy bits in a row
3. one spy behind enemy lines
2. someone hurt me/my friends/my family and now dozens or hundreds of people have to die
1. any comedic murder mystery
5. cop with a conscience
4. an assassin has an existential crisis
3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century
2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy
1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
5. the Emperor has put us in charge of spice production as part of a complex political ploy
4. i am the product of a space witch eugenics program
3. my girlfriend likes me personally but distrusts me as a religious leader
2. it is the year 10,191
1. John Wick