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Octocrispum
@88curls.bsky.social
About me: not a nazi.

All opinions are my own, as far as I can tell, although I can't guarantee I haven't heard them somewhere before or that they aren't being beamed into my brain as someone sings to my cat.
When I say "something like Optimus" I mean an equivalent but working product from a legit company. Not vaporware from a hype-merchant with a track record of failing to deliver.
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Can't wait for the day that something like Optimus will make a fresh, healthy, tasty meal for me rather than ordering a greasy delivery or microwaving an ultra processed ready meal for the same effort.
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The theme park accommodation is a penthouse on 5th Ave. The first ride is a coal mining simulator. Then you get to put millions of tiny screws into an iPhone.
April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The theme park is so exclusive that you get your invite for tickets by being added to a secret Signal chat. Then in the middle of the night ICE agents kidnap you and fly you out there.
April 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Turn it off and on again"
April 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This comment is aging well

bsky.app/profile/deth...
Holy shit that's stupid.
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The Empire is out there moving fast and breaking things, disrupting the market
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The Star Wars galaxy is like a start-up that hasn't realised it needs someone who knows about security yet
April 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don't even know what swag is but I want to be it
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Loving the optimism but half either approve of the tariffs or are indifferent
April 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You see someone burn their hand on a hot pot. Is the lesson you learn to touch the same pot?
March 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Nice analogy about inviting someone into your home but let's correct it. It's like inviting someone into your home who states an opinion you don't agree with so you get some large buddies in masks to bundle them into a van, take their house keys and dump them in the next city. It's disproportionate.
March 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Octocrispum
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.

They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.

From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM