Greg Hurlman
@98.codes
New Yorker living in the wildlands beyond Jersey. Work @ Microsoft but words are mine.
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Greg Hurlman
@98.codes
· Jul 10
#JungleCruise Skipper Greg, at your service. Not retired, just inactive.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
The war on color has escalated unexpectedly—Pantone has fallen!
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection." n.pr/4rDF0jv
You read that white: Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is 'Cloud Dancer'
This is the first time Pantone has chosen a shade of white. The company says it's "a lofty white that serves as a symbol of calming influence in a society rediscovering the value of quiet reflection."
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The war on color has escalated unexpectedly—Pantone has fallen!
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Enormous tree update:
Lights added, decorations not added yet (I have a metric ton of decorations)
Lights added, decorations not added yet (I have a metric ton of decorations)
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Enormous tree update:
Lights added, decorations not added yet (I have a metric ton of decorations)
Lights added, decorations not added yet (I have a metric ton of decorations)
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I hope you enjoy this non-bar comic.
#webcomic #thanksgiving #halloween #67 #69 #christmas2025 #leftovers #lovefor68
#webcomic #thanksgiving #halloween #67 #69 #christmas2025 #leftovers #lovefor68
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hope you enjoy this non-bar comic.
#webcomic #thanksgiving #halloween #67 #69 #christmas2025 #leftovers #lovefor68
#webcomic #thanksgiving #halloween #67 #69 #christmas2025 #leftovers #lovefor68
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
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NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
Opinion: My kind of holiday song
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
n.pr
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Zuri would like for you to know more about her husky heritage
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Zuri would like for you to know more about her husky heritage
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Hey it’s me—the contrarian who must be correct. Dark meat w/ cranberry FTW
what your favorite thanksgiving dish says about you, a helpful guide
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hey it’s me—the contrarian who must be correct. Dark meat w/ cranberry FTW
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"I mean, obviously, I’m not happy with the end result. Before we took our places, I was informed I’d be sitting at the kids’ table, which I think is, frankly, I think is a slap in the face given my history with this organization."
Post-Dinner Interview with the Uncle Who Was Demoted to the Kids’ Table at Thanksgiving
REPORTER: I’m here live with Uncle Bill just moments after Thanksgiving dinner. Bill, can you walk us through what happened tonight? UNCLE BILL: Su...
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"I mean, obviously, I’m not happy with the end result. Before we took our places, I was informed I’d be sitting at the kids’ table, which I think is, frankly, I think is a slap in the face given my history with this organization."
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Me: OMG, I actually have time to get work done this morning
The universe:
The universe:
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me: OMG, I actually have time to get work done this morning
The universe:
The universe:
Here it is, your moment of zen
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen
I think my 3d printer heard me say that I need to print one more thing before it is disassembled and made anew
a bunch of windows that say error fail ok
ALT: a bunch of windows that say error fail ok
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think my 3d printer heard me say that I need to print one more thing before it is disassembled and made anew
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‘Tis the season for my annual rant… NOBODY IN KING COUNTY NEEDS STUDDED TIRES IN WINTER. YOU’RE WASTING YOUR MONEY AND DESTROYING THE ROADS.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
‘Tis the season for my annual rant… NOBODY IN KING COUNTY NEEDS STUDDED TIRES IN WINTER. YOU’RE WASTING YOUR MONEY AND DESTROYING THE ROADS.
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What happened tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What happened tonight
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Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.
Yeah, about that mandate…
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yeah, about that mandate…
Tonight’s dinner: chicken pot pie with Bravetart’s garlic & cheddar drop biscuits as a topping—now to wait 20 mins as we wait for the lava to subside.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tonight’s dinner: chicken pot pie with Bravetart’s garlic & cheddar drop biscuits as a topping—now to wait 20 mins as we wait for the lava to subside.
Anyone know a good defamation lawyer?
Math teachers at Cienega High School in Arizona are facing death threats and calls that they be fired after a Turning Point USA employee falsely accused them of wearing Halloween costumes mocking the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Arizona teachers' costumes weren't about Charlie Kirk. They're facing death threats anyway
Math teachers at Cienega High School in southern Arizona are facing death threats and calls that they be fired after a Turning Point USA employee falsely accused them of wearing Halloween costumes mocking the assassination of the organization’s co-founder, Charlie Kirk.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Anyone know a good defamation lawyer?
When you’re really REALLY asleep and chasing after some bunny in your dreams…
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
When you’re really REALLY asleep and chasing after some bunny in your dreams…
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