David
@a-little-mystical.bsky.social
34, Chicago, gay!!! He/Him (they/them is also fine), Mathematics Education PhD candidate
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
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NEW YORK (AP) - Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
NEW YORK (AP) - Judge rules that Luigi Mangione should not face the death penalty if convicted on federal charges in CEO's killing.
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
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Chat, I did it!!! I got my first tattoo!!! And I was a big boy and didn’t cry (that much)!!!
January 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Chat, I did it!!! I got my first tattoo!!! And I was a big boy and didn’t cry (that much)!!!
Chat! Focaccia pizza be upon ye!
January 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Chat! Focaccia pizza be upon ye!
Chat! I made a yule log cake, and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post it 😁
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Chat! I made a yule log cake, and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post it 😁
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Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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Breaking: Republican Reps. Brian Fitzpatrick and Mike Lawler have just become the FIRST Republicans to join the Democratic effort to force a House vote on a straight three-year extension of the enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire Dec. 31.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Breaking: Republican Reps. Brian Fitzpatrick and Mike Lawler have just become the FIRST Republicans to join the Democratic effort to force a House vote on a straight three-year extension of the enhanced Obamacare subsidies that are set to expire Dec. 31.
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Trump’s current Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Trump admin:
—Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.”
—Vance has been “a conspiracy theorist for a decade.”
—Musk is “an avowed ketamine [user].”
—Vought is “a right-wing absolute zealot.”
—Bondi “completely whiffed” the Epstein Files.
—Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.”
—Vance has been “a conspiracy theorist for a decade.”
—Musk is “an avowed ketamine [user].”
—Vought is “a right-wing absolute zealot.”
—Bondi “completely whiffed” the Epstein Files.
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump’s current Chief of Staff Susie Wiles on the Trump admin:
—Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.”
—Vance has been “a conspiracy theorist for a decade.”
—Musk is “an avowed ketamine [user].”
—Vought is “a right-wing absolute zealot.”
—Bondi “completely whiffed” the Epstein Files.
—Trump “has an alcoholic’s personality.”
—Vance has been “a conspiracy theorist for a decade.”
—Musk is “an avowed ketamine [user].”
—Vought is “a right-wing absolute zealot.”
—Bondi “completely whiffed” the Epstein Files.
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Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
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Today I was verbally harassed by 3 sales reps from @cleanchoiceenergy.bsky.social going door-to-door in Chicago, trying to con me into switching electricity supply. Lied about being "a subsidiary of ComEd" & my "bill was flagged by ComEd with an overcharge". Couldn't/wouldn't explain any details...
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today I was verbally harassed by 3 sales reps from @cleanchoiceenergy.bsky.social going door-to-door in Chicago, trying to con me into switching electricity supply. Lied about being "a subsidiary of ComEd" & my "bill was flagged by ComEd with an overcharge". Couldn't/wouldn't explain any details...
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
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December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
I got a new haircut yesterday and I felt very cute 🥰😁 So new selfie be upon ye, chat!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I got a new haircut yesterday and I felt very cute 🥰😁 So new selfie be upon ye, chat!!!
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
I made the most picture perfect pumpkin pie today 😭
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I made the most picture perfect pumpkin pie today 😭
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
Ok chat! The table is SET. The turkey is ROASTED. And dinner? Almost ready! Also this is me soft launching that @halfmoonjoe.com and I have the same chair 💅
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ok chat! The table is SET. The turkey is ROASTED. And dinner? Almost ready! Also this is me soft launching that @halfmoonjoe.com and I have the same chair 💅
Alright chat! I'm doing a Friendsgiving tomorrow and today I baked the pies and did a lot of other prep. @ro-the-mo.bsky.social and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post pics lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Alright chat! I'm doing a Friendsgiving tomorrow and today I baked the pies and did a lot of other prep. @ro-the-mo.bsky.social and @oracle54.bsky.social made me promise to post pics lol
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Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order https://theonion.com/friend-being-cagey-about-what-shes-going-to-order/
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Pumpkins (round 2, because round 1 already rotted lolol)
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pumpkins (round 2, because round 1 already rotted lolol)
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Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/
Oh don't mind me, just spending 6 or 7 hours making macarons today to practice 😳😳 the result was worth it though!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh don't mind me, just spending 6 or 7 hours making macarons today to practice 😳😳 the result was worth it though!!!!