I was shaken up but totally fine. Say what you will about Ralph Nader, but he probably saved my life

I got in an airbag-deploying head on accident a couple of years ago. The guy in the truck hit me so hard I lost my phone and glasses like Charlie Brown. I was stumbling around in a blind daze. Ejecting from a blown up plane must be a hundred times that

The power of recursion!

He was in Milwaukee yesterday! You could have driven up and had some frozen custard with him

Ok, there have been approximately 50 popular songs written about how dangerous sailing on the Great Lakes is, but maybe he'll be different

* Apocryphal

This is how I have thus far avoided having a major cardiac event shoveling snow

The #1 Seed Chicago Bears

You think you know how big a woodpecker is, then you see a pileated and it really changes your perspective

In regency novels the "cousin walk" is the part at the end where the hero and heroine get engaged

Built a fort and taught the boys about the perils of siege warfare