Aaron Morey
@aaronmorey.com
"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich"
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
This is William Booth from Waugh's "Scoop"
(puffing my pipe in my wingback) This is extremely good shit.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is William Booth from Waugh's "Scoop"
Funny occurrence at Texas Roadhouse the other day: the endless string of identical bro country songs paused and they played a "Christmas Island" cover by Kristen Chenoweth (?)
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Funny occurrence at Texas Roadhouse the other day: the endless string of identical bro country songs paused and they played a "Christmas Island" cover by Kristen Chenoweth (?)
I personally can't wait to see how an Australian actor chooses to interpret a 1980s Milwaukee accent
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I personally can't wait to see how an Australian actor chooses to interpret a 1980s Milwaukee accent
Can't trust a Time Lord
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Can't trust a Time Lord
I got Day 3's second solution in 13 lines of standard python, no imports
I've completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I got Day 3's second solution in 13 lines of standard python, no imports
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Folks, you know who else went 11-1 (thanks Judas)?
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Folks, you know who else went 11-1 (thanks Judas)?
"Journalism is printing something someone else doesn't want printed" — George Orwell*
Turns out my poetry is journalism!
Turns out my poetry is journalism!
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"Journalism is printing something someone else doesn't want printed" — George Orwell*
Turns out my poetry is journalism!
Turns out my poetry is journalism!
I've completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I've completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
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Me, at the drop point: "The noon sun rises high in the sky."
My counterpart:
My counterpart:
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Me, at the drop point: "The noon sun rises high in the sky."
My counterpart:
My counterpart:
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a glimpse of today’s snow in Sherman Park, Washington Park, and Metcalfe Park
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
a glimpse of today’s snow in Sherman Park, Washington Park, and Metcalfe Park
The office assistants in Elf are Kyle Gass and Andy Richter. Apparently Art Garfunkel was unavailable
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The office assistants in Elf are Kyle Gass and Andy Richter. Apparently Art Garfunkel was unavailable
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In regency novels the "cousin walk" is the part at the end where the hero and heroine get engaged
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In regency novels the "cousin walk" is the part at the end where the hero and heroine get engaged
Fox (real lunch pail guy carrying a dead squirrel to work)
Coyote
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Pileated woodpecker
Coyote
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Pileated woodpecker
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Woodland Caribou
Andean Condor
Wolf
Guanaco
Humpback Whale
Woodland Caribou
Andean Condor
Wolf
Guanaco
Humpback Whale
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Fox (real lunch pail guy carrying a dead squirrel to work)
Coyote
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Pileated woodpecker
Coyote
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Pileated woodpecker
Cousins' Thanksgiving picture count is 47, not including the niece taking the picture and the handful who showed up later. We were well over 50 after full strength
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Cousins' Thanksgiving picture count is 47, not including the niece taking the picture and the handful who showed up later. We were well over 50 after full strength
Welcome my new hotel, Quantity Inn
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Welcome my new hotel, Quantity Inn
Q: How many aphorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A lot of them, because "many hands make light work"
A: A lot of them, because "many hands make light work"
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Q: How many aphorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A lot of them, because "many hands make light work"
A: A lot of them, because "many hands make light work"
The world really is charged with the grandeur of God, Gerard Manley Hopkins nailed that one
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The world really is charged with the grandeur of God, Gerard Manley Hopkins nailed that one
Bumping this question again for the Christmas gift list
Bike nerds: I have a bag rack on my bike that doesn't fit my saddlebag. It needs that "W" shaped pipe to be like 6 inches taller. Is there a part I can just swap out? Or do I need to buy a whole new rack?
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bumping this question again for the Christmas gift list
Tolkien and Auden died within days of each other. I guess I think of them as basically contemporary, but Tolkien seems to be part of such a different England I also can't believe they lived in the same century
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Tolkien and Auden died within days of each other. I guess I think of them as basically contemporary, but Tolkien seems to be part of such a different England I also can't believe they lived in the same century
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Charles Burchfield, from the journals
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Charles Burchfield, from the journals
I get how Kermit/Bob Cratchit and the rats felt closing up the shop before Christmas when I go through my calendar and cancel the recurring meetings that fall on the upcoming holiday
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I get how Kermit/Bob Cratchit and the rats felt closing up the shop before Christmas when I go through my calendar and cancel the recurring meetings that fall on the upcoming holiday
Q: Do you have a personal manifesto?
A: Funny you should ask
A: Funny you should ask
charles dickens expounds upon the sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Q: Do you have a personal manifesto?
A: Funny you should ask
A: Funny you should ask
You better believe I keep that thing locked and loaded
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You better believe I keep that thing locked and loaded